Chase

Have you replaced any lightbulbs yet? Those usually screw up

Or on a more serious note, I'm sure that "it could be worse" but thinking that way doesn't usually help anything. Just try to get at least one thing done right before the day ends, that usually helps me feel less depressed about my screw ups

You could try to insult me, but I doubt it would affect me. So your ineffectualness would actually be a good thing, no? Try me.

No really, try to screw up with me and find out that there are people you can't hurt or break. Triple dog dare you + other 3rd grade motivations.