Zephyrus the Priestess

I kinda wish I was actually learning something... I feel like I was way better at writing before-- or, at least, I had more ideas before when I was younger. But now I can't really think of anything decent.

LAL MIRCH SPILL I-- ah uh I mean uh wow I really like um candy

GMOD Idiot Box

"TAKE! IT! DOWN!" The almost pitiful RatTheS-- screw it, let's just call him old man, this is getting to be tiring-- screamed at the Herdier. Zeke rolled his eyes. "Pixel, use... You know what, never mind, I think you know what to do." As the big dog charged forward, Pixel dodged to the side and tackled the Herdier, knocking it off balance. It was a trick the Eevee learned from Zeke; a trick that contributed in his coming out of fights with bullies unscathed for almost all the time. Watching the Herdier get back on its feet and already seeing that the man was about to diss the poor Pokemon again, Zeke groaned and said, "Ref, sorry. I know I called this battle, but... Can we like, forget it? Based on what I've seen so far, this guy's just gonna keep charging and charging for his testosterone's worth. It's way too predictable and sad to watch; it's outright a boring battle." "P-predictable?! SAD?" A huge vein started pulsing on the man's forehead. "G'DDAMNIT I'LL SHOW YOU SAD!" Like Zeke predicted, the Herdier came charging for another Take Down, for the nth time. Not towards Pixel, but towards him. Putting a palm to his face, he just murmured, "Pix." Again the Eevee tackled the Herdier, harder this time; its momentum combined with the force of Pixel made it skid a few feet away. It seemed to have a hard time getting up. "Finish it off." While the opposing old man yelled for the Herdier to get up, Pixel rushed in to knock it out with Tackle; it didn't get up anymore, fatigued from all its running and charging, apparently. And recoil. The Eevee trotted back to her Trainer, climbing up onto his shoulder. "All right, all right, you deserved it--" he hand-fed her with a treat-- "and, old man, if you're still up for it, I haven't really gotten a chance to test out Ignition." He didn't respond; he seemed to to breathing hard, harshly, even, staring at the fainted Herdier.

((is it Bartimis or Bartimus? o_O)) "Lord Bartimus, I must admit that in some way I must disagree with Sir Marcus, here," the grey-eyed ranger said. "I've seen what evil man can do to his brethren; selfishness is often the root motive. Perhaps, not all Human or Demi-Human life... but only some are worth saving." Quietly, she added, "Forgive me, lord, if it goes against what you teach-- what your Lordship stands for." She fell silent again, pushing the stories about how they were refugees-- in fact even now she was worried about having to return to the Shattered Hills again. ((to clarify she used "your Lordship" the same way as somebody might say "Your Highness"))

but but Espurr is adorable rait Rose

ohmygodIcan'tcatchuptothisthreadinsuchashortspanoftime also I love how Jory makes that post using Chim as an example, then Chim just posts S.O.P. stuff like that post didn't happen XD and again sorry for the seemingly half-assed post >> I got bored fighting myself...

Jakey

I double posted? Whoops. >>;; welp, that's what crappy net does to you... Uh... Dobby, what was the command for fixing double posts again?

tbh at that part I was raring to fight em if I had to XDD

FLUFFY *glomps* vinny are you fluffy?

Tbh I'm kinda wondering how to answer this XD though I don't think Helze would be too nihilistic to answer cruelly anyway

Jacob got left out of the ship D:

lemme get my buddy Jeff to help with that (don't click if Creepypasta scare you) Did it work Vinny? :0

^this Man, being a Rogue sounds like fun... I legitimately have the "man I wish for us to become the greatest exploration team ever like Team Trust" feels now XD

inb4 Zerian bromance develops (Zeke: ZEPH NO) Why no love for Lia tho :C

Skorupi didn't have to tell her twice; she smashed the Orb. Blue light enveloped the Espurr, teleporting her to safety, with the other two following through a golden light. --- Outskirts of Crystal Caves The trio materialized on the grass. "Well, that went swimmingly," Pulse commented, evidently winded. Chimchar seemed pretty beat as well.

here have more feels my lit paper /cri come feel my feels banana

No, but I'm awake x3 ... winter tell me to go to bed

y'know imo it would be interesting to see where this goes, be it a legit ship or not by the end

Winter is coming

swiggity swoogity, comin' for dat booty-- I'm so proud of you Z-- I mean uh, oh, lol, Zeke won't like that Also does this mean she's going to be a major character because of this? XDD (or did you mean pair in a different way, that being with regards to the upcoming RoG mission)