Shamitako

Yeah, that does kind of annoy me

I average two wins because I'm bad >_<

If you need Mr on Garen, buy Spirit Visage, it boosts his already stupid sustain Maw is okay on him, but SV is the way to go if you're only getting one MR item

I did consider QSS, but but decided surviving Voli was more important than escaping Malz ulti (As it states in the chat, those are the only two things I feared owo)

Maybe, it's still stupidly annoying in lategame mage decks

8/10 It is

10/10 It's not perfect, couple parts are tough to make out, but in this case that just enhances it imo

Well, I think they release some pretty broken cards sometimes *Coughnighinfitefireballsformagescough*, but overall things are fairly well balanced so if the only reason you don't like it is that, then I suggest you give it a try ^^

^^^ (Even though I suck at arena) Personally don't own enough stuff to make anything fancy. I mostly just rely on my Burn Mage (mostly just for monies, super standard, though I still needa craft a few rares) and my Combo Priest (which needs work but suffices for now)

I don't always play Corki, but when I do I get a Quadra and go Legendary (Damage stats included because whynot? I always find them interesting owo) Also, 4v5. Vik ragequit because Diana yelled at him because Malzahar kept roaming top. Though Rek'sai didn't even notice he was gone XD I saw him leave otherwise I wouldn't have either, was easy to forget Shoutout to Raka for saving my ass in early laning so I could farm. Jinx and Blitz were going ham on us, but thanks to Raka I outfarmed Jinx so when Rek'sai ganked we were able to dunk them

Tips eh? Here's some tips that'll help you fit right in: Don't die Kills are more important than anything else, always go for the kill even if it will get you killed too It's not your fault you lost lane, the jungler should have ganked you You have no map awareness Fuck off STOP FEEDING Focus Master Yi Stop stealing the support's CS It was lag STOP FOCUS TANK Dodge any game where you don't get to play the role you want Focus Teemo It's not your fault, [insert champion that just killed you here] is OP Tryndamere takes no skill Master Yi is so broken My four year old sister plays better than you If someone makes a mistake, yell at them until they ragequit That support that's going 0/2/19? They're bad and a feeder (Kills are all that matter) Let your ADC farm, even when there's an important teamfight going on at Dragon Always go for objectives without vision control, it never backfires They got a First Blood? GG Take the red buff while your team dies Backdooring is badass AF, always backdoor if you can Always pick the new champion (when there is one) even if none of the roles they can be played in are open Alexus is probably trolling you right now Okay, but srs: Play champs you like and try to have fun. Winning isn't that massively important outside ranked (and even then try not to freak out when you lose) Generally it's best to try champs on free and make sure you like them before buying them You see that Riven that just got a pentakill in a 2v5? Riven is not OP, the person playing her is just really skilled mechanically. Don't go buy Riven just so you can get a penta, because you won't get it Teemo is adorable (Yes, this is a serious tip) Teemo is Satan (as is this) You're new, realize that at least half the people you're playing with are better than you (AKA Smurfs) and know what they're doing. If they yell at you it's because they're used to better players and are frustrated, but what they're saying is likely to be true. Try to pick out the advice and ignore the rage The meta isn't everything, however some things are more optimal than others. So keep that in mind when deciding to pick up a new champion to fill a gap in your pool Try to focus on CSing well. It's generally much better to have good CS numbers than a good KDR, at least early on in the game. And it's also something that only gets better with practice, so starting sooner rather than later is best I recommend you start by trying to pick up someone with little mechanics (like Sona or Sivir) and just learn the larger strategy before trying to master any one champ Actually, related to one of my points up there. I still don't play any AD champs (well, outside Ashe for ADC, and that's sorta iffy) I'm working on picking up Varus and possibly Jarvan, but I'm wondering if anyone has any other recommendations? (Esp since Varus is like super niche) I mostly play midlane but my toplane pool is equally lacking. I won't play Yasuo, ever. And I'm bad at Zed and don't have the energy to work on mastering him (generally just not an assassin person, only assassins I really like are Akali and Diana)

6/10 Looks really blurry which may be intentional but makes it really hard to focus on the actual character ^^^ I just grabbed three pictoors, squarified them (except apparently the one somehow morphed into a rectangle) and mashed them together with an Akbar. It's more for the joke than an epic gif

http://oi59.tinypic.com/scywbq.jpg *Cuteness intensifies*

http://oi59.tinypic.com/2mdo22t.jpg

6/10 Thank you for getting it owo

Bleh/10 *Continues waiting*

boobs are so annoying tbh when they're on your own chest someone help me raise money to get these things tf off of me I was offering to take them off his hands

0/10 not Atok owo K, but srs, 5/10, just feels boring *Goes to the corner and waits for someone to get the joke*