+IDobbyI: That might explain why the council has been getting so many letters recently
 +IDobbyI: The Council of Geosexuals
 &Jeriсhо joined
 +IDobbyI: We monitor sexual relationships with rocks, mountains, soil, anything of the earth element
 -- Jeriсhо is now Studying.
 +IDobbyI: I'm partial to pebbles personally. They're so cute~
 Inno: That sounds wrong, but in a way I'd rather not ask about.
 RBRN Alice: ur face is cute
 RBRN Alice: wait
 Caradius: lol
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: Now, I'm passionate about geoscience, but there's limits
 Caradius: hi inno alice dw dobby n ama
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: Hi Colin \o
 +Lost Lore: ...what did I come back to
 Inno: Hiya, Caradius.
 +Lost Lore: Hi Colin~
 Caradius: hi losty o/
 SenseiNick left
 Yandere DW: Hihi Colin
 Inno: A rocky situation, Losty.
 +IDobbyI: o/
 +Lost Lore: Clearly
 +Lost Lore: Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place...
 +IDobbyI: Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: Now, I'm passionate about geoscience, but there's limits
 +IDobbyI: to quote my favourite character ever
 +IDobbyI: GO! SURPASS YOUR PERVERTED LIMITS!"
 IDobbyI was warned by BreloomBot. (Automated response: caps)
 +Mаelstrom left
 +RBRN Azery: bobby?
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: I DO NOT HAVE A HARD-ON FOR ROCKS
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ was warned by BreloomBot. (Automated response: caps)
 +IDobbyI: not quite
 +IDobbyI: YOU WILL
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: NO
 +IDobbyI: YES
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: I don't love them that way
 entreflores: well, Ama, the rocks are still rock hard...
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: it's all platonic
 +RBRN Azery: make your body
 +RBRN Azery: just as ROCK HARD as the rocks
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: that sounds unhealthy
 +Lost Lore: do not
 +IDobbyI: but rocks can take many shapes
 +Lost Lore: fuck the rocks
 +IDobbyI: they're so much better than the human body
 +IDobbyI: and soil is so soft when wet
 +IDobbyI: so very, very wet
 +IDobbyI: I know I should stop
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: that puts a different kind of light on volcanic eruptions for sure
 Inno: And now you can no longer unsee it.
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: has a lot to do with sliding plates, too
 +IDobbyI: don't even get me stated on igneous formations
 +IDobbyI: they're so hot
 +IDobbyI: though sedimentary have so many emotional layers to them
 Meteor Ace Ama - ⓦⓡⓘⓣⓘⓝⓖ: them transformative boundaries, just plates grinding against each other causing the earth to quake
 +IDobbyI: Oh my, what large tectonic plates you have...
 +Lost Lore: ...
 • +Lost Lore can't even
 +IDobbyI: #GeosexualPride