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  1. (While jake was unconscious he had a dream of remembering the divorce at age 2 and upon seeing this it all made sense, these mood swings were all his fault... He broke jake. It was his fault that jake had mood swings. He broke him.) (On the outside sneasel and houndour were frantically shaking the unconscious jake)
  2. (As I walked towards the academy I could feel was myself snapping, my fluctuating emotions from already terrible mood swings had entered a new stage, and for the first time I hated somebody. My heart was clouded by darkness and I felt the rage burn inside from a place unknown all I could think of was to kill grace and sarcus. As I walked towards the school imagining burning all of them alive and then freezing their bodies solid and breaking them in half I had regained control upon remembering grace's conversation she had with me) (Flashback) (Grace) I've met a few other people like you, you just have to get over it and accept these two parts of you... (Suddenly jake came to his senses and regained control) "that mood swing... Was one of a new level...what has happened to me...?" (He heard the screaming of cursing from sarcus and ran away from the sound being followed by the startled houndour and sneasel) "what is wrong with me, why can't I control myself?! WHY DANGIT!!! (Jake slammed his head on a tree causing himself to go unconscious)
  3. (Jake turned to grace and had a horribly sad look on his face) "I'm sorry grace... I told you I couldn't control my mood swings... I am dangerous and I don't belong here..."
  4. (Houndour and sneasel enraged by sarcus's gallant rushed towards it and prepared to attack viciously) "Houndour go on with bite and sneasel use a ice punch! Maybe We should give grace a lesson after this too! (Jake glared at grace and upon seeing her expression came to his senses and had a mood swing seeing his pokemon going to attack gallant made him feel horrible) "sneasel and houndour!!! Stop, please!!! (The two pokemon stopped confused) "I'm sorry but these pokemon aren't exactly mine... They kind of attacked me while I was in that tree over there and just now rushed out here... I'm sorry but they really don't understand what they're doing... Once I get my amulet I can really take care of them."
  5. (Mood swing) "well it's not my fault that these two idiots came out of nowhere and attacked me and then decided to come out and fight! Maybe you should just chill. Sarcus would've lost anyways because of flabebe's draining kiss. And honedge vs ralts is too simple. That ralts is not ready for a fight. You had it won grace... Perhaps you could be more graceful and get off my back! Maybe I should let these idiots hit you instead! Just back off grace..."
  6. "... What on earth just happened?... A double knock out by a couple of fools being naughty? I'm surprised they took such an opportunity..." (Houndour and sneasel smiled at me in accomplishment and ran to cover near my legs)
  7. "No stop houndour!!!!! Quit fooling around!!!" (Houndour instead did the opposite and shot a flamethrower at absolution while sneasel shot ice shard at flabebe) "Oh no! That's bad news!"
  8. "Come on sarcus you can finish it..." (Suddenly behind me I hear a growl) "Say wha- GAHHH!!! (A small ball of fire launched by shortly followed by shards of ice causing me to fall out of the tree) "Hey that's not very nice if you..." (The two small pokemon laughed) "Well aren't you two just the kings of mischeif? Here have a poke puff and get out of here" (As I walked away I felt one thing grab my leg and another thing bite the other) "Hey what? Oh it's you two... What is it?" (The two pokemon looked as if they were joyous and they seemed to follow me wherever I went.) "Alright what is it? Lemme guess... You probably want to come with me right? (The two pokemon jumped joyfully) "Alright then you can... Just don't do anything dumb." (Suddenly they ran out onto sarcus and grace's battlefeild and played around, of course I followed them and I grew with embaressment as they made a scene)
  9. "A sucker punch from the side will barely do anything even with that attack boost... At least it will delay the moonblast long enough for absolution to get out if there...after their battle I should ask them where to get some pokemon... I could use a good battle..."
  10. Banned for searching for Chuck Norris, because he's the one that searches for you
  11. (Tightly grips hands on branches) "I KNEW IT!!! Come on sarcus, get absolution out of there with a double team or a quick attack..."
  12. Deciding is hard, you want to do two things but can only do one... My reaction: forget this it's to annoying to always pick between two things... *plays assassins creed 4* And what's worse than deciding things is waiting for things with nothing to do for a long time... *sitting in an airport waiting to get on a plane* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I left my sandwhiches!!!!!! Oh well I'll just --- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DIDNT BRING MY PHONE AND ITS GOING TO BE 5 HOURS UNTIL MY FLIGHT!!!!!!!!"
  13. (Lowers down in the tree and watches closer) "That play rough is a horrible plan... Then absolution will easily be knocked out on its way to attack or shortly after on its way back to its side of the feild... Dangit sarcus... You should've used something like dark pulse or maybe psycho cut"
  14. TV is boring... No interaction. And honestly who in their right mind would want to wait for Dora to finally finish sitting still while we tell he wait to do
  15. I need to make her a drink... I call it the radar cocktail! It's rum, whiskey, gin, vodka, and garlic! The garlic is so I know what table you're under when you're done XD Cuz why not
  16. (Staring at absolution to see its reaction to such an attack) "yikes that burns my eyes... What an attack!"
  17. A life with a computer to make a pokemon game with!!! >:3 ... Yeah apparently I have a life like your's... I feel a lot better expressing behind a computer than in real life... I barely show feeling to even my own parents because all emotions do is get me peoples reactions that I hate. when you're sad people won't leave you alone or when you're mad people make fun of you. I'm sorry ame I won't make another joke
  18. Thnx btw! *walks away* (30 seconds later) *blows a Cazoo in grasssnakes ear* HAPPY 200 POST CELEBRATION THING!!!
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