NeoDarklight

9/10. I like the reference to the Sword of Truth series in there. Even if it's unintentional.

Nope. But he's probably next.

CobraKill, the Killer Cobra.

Spinda.

Good News: Dental insurance is now free.

Granted. You no longer have feet. I wish I had some money.

^ does not liek mudkipz

Guess again. Godot/Dominus?

Regigigas.

String you up by your toes, leave you in a dark room with "things" crawling all over your body, or slithering, and every so often you'll feel a nibble. Every day, a tub is positioned near your mouth with some sort of mush to keep you fed, should you choose to eat it. This goes on and on.. After three years, the lights are turned on. After you finally blink away the extreme blindness, what was in the room will be revealed to you, as well as what you have been eating. I then offer you a choice- continue as you are, or pull that lever to your right, which will drop you into an even darker pit. You will not know what is in that pit. What those things are, and what you've been eating, you'll have to wait until it actually happens.

Good News: The hit list is actually a list of people to give completely unpoisoned candy to.

Cowtao, the Konata Clone.

Sorry, but he isn't present at the moment. Dominus?

Banish you to the Shadow Realm. Then I take your cards while your body rots away.

Skitty.

Good News: There are still enough of us with the willpower that we can actually make a difference.

^ has beaten Ame.

Granted, but it's gone bad and you have to throw it out. I wish I wasn't going bald.

^ loathes the Kanto region.

Nope. Alphagar?

Bad News: But not that much later.

Rainbow Dash Ponyta.

I'm so tough, I managed to make a computer with 32GB HDD, 2GB RAM, Windows 2000, and so many viruses that it couldn't even load the desktop, run from task manager. I had to use Opera, because no other web browser would work. With 400 tabs open at once. And I used that computer in that state for 6 months before my parents finally caved and got me the computer I used before this one. GG Reborn, that was a true story.

Shoot you in the face with a shotgun.

Granted, but the price of not being hungry now is eternal hunger after a few minutes. I wish I was a Kamen Rider.