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[Dragon Dance] [Gyarados] (M/F) @ [Leftovers/Life Orb] Trait: [Earthquake Spiral] EVs: [252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 HP] [Nature] Jolly - Dragon Dance - Waterfall - Earthquake - Stone Edge [Ah Gyarados, the dragon dancer that's not even a Dragon, that we've known and loved since Gen 1, truly having grown since then. If you look at hte moveset, you'll see little deviation from last generation's Dragon Dancing set, except for one crucial thing. That is the Dream World ability Earthquake Spiral/Moxie that GameFreak has bestowed upon our serpentine friend via the Dream World. For those who don't know what this godsend does, it raises your attack stat by 1 every time you KO a Pokémon. Yup, you heard me right. Your opponent will find it hard to fodder a Pokémon in order to get a safe switch in to a tank, as every sacrificial lamb turns your beast into a more deadly juggernaut. With this new source of Attack gain, Adamant is a rather poor choice of a nature, thus Jolly is utilized so we can outspeed base 130s with one Dragon Dance. Life Orb and Leftovers is the other decision, Leftovers is preferred to stymie your Stealth Rock weakness, though if you desparately want power, Life Orb is a viable option. ]

You answered your own question. What if I argued this isn't a game?

[b]I is fo Ice Cream[/b] =D [img]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/f/2010/259/1/9/baibanira__d3l1c1ous_pok3mon_by_greliz-d2yvp1l.png[/img]

We would get ass raped by Doro. What if Ame died?

Very close to the truth. What if Pokemon never were created?

Then nothing would go according to plan somewhere else. What if weather(in Pokemon) never existed?

Half of the world's teenage population drops dead. What if fsjals came to life O.O

[Hitmonblue] [Sawk] (M/F) @ [Fight Jewel] Trait: [Sturdy] EVs: [252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 HP] [Nature] Jolly - Close Combat - Stone Edge - Earthquake - Poison Jab [So liek, this is one of those filler guiz GF puts in just to troll people and exist for the hell of it. I'm not saying it sucks but, on second thought, I am saying it sucks >_<. There are plenty of better fighting types, but I suppose you can use him for some novelty in UU. Close Combat with STAB and Fight Jewel ain't so bad, then you got EdgeQuake for good coverage, and a random Poison Jab just because his movepool isn't so stellar. It can hit Grass types fairly hard, so not a total waste. Sturdy is the slight advantage dis guy haz ovar teh other fightin guiz. In UU where sand will (hopefully) be less common, ridding the field of hazards with some spin spin spin can make it work.]

Trolls errywhere die. What if Canada suddenly burst into flames?

What if Inuki used a team without Shandera, Erufuun, or Porygon2?

[b]E is for Eggs that give AIDs[/b] [img]http://www.arkeis.com/images/pokemonfactory/blissey.png[/img]

I don't care if my team sucks, it's pure douchebaggery. Ame you should be getting a PM momentarily P.S. I feel like I'm collecting Custom Member titles or sumthing o.o

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Ame. The escape hatch is that way --------------------->

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I dun think it's GG o.o

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[Life Orb] [Starmie] (M/F) @ [Life Orb] Trait: [Natural Cure] EVs: [252 Special Attack, 252 Speed, 4 HP] [Nature] Timid - Hydro Pump/Surf - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt - Hidden Power Fire/Psychic/Rapid Spin [There are people who say Starmie is inadequate to handle the 5th Generation metagame. Those people are what I like to call "wrong!" =D. Starmie is certainly still quite powerful for its combination of STAB water and BoltBeam. Life Orb lets it pack some real punch, especially with Hydro Pump, but Surf is perfectly viable for the sake of accuracy. Boiling Water is rather ineffective in my opinion, as sweepers don't really care whether they inflict a burn for the most part. Your final move has some options, Hidden Power Fire is the move of choice to deal with Nattorei who walls you otherwise, but Psychic is a useful secondary STAB option to deal with the flood of Fighting Pokémon bar Zuruzukin, and Rapid Spin is even more usful than the previous generation with Spikes being used everywhere.]

[I'M BANDED] [Azumarill] (M/F) @ [Choice Band] Trait: [Huge Power] EVs: [252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 HP] [Nature] Adamant - Aqua Jet - Waterfall - Ice Punch - Superpower [Your bread and butter banded Azumarill set. Aqua Jet is quite an effective tool, with sand running rampant. Kills Doryuuloses, Ran(doro)sus, and the like. Superpower is your best tool for the omnipresent Nattorei, hopefully you can predict its switch in on a fleeing Doryuulose or something. Ice Punch is effective for killing other Grass Pokémon, while Waterfall is a solid STAB move when you need to forsake priority for some more oomph. Double Edge can be a viable alternative move, but the set here provides the best coverage. Finally, note that Burungeru is your bane no matter which move you use, lest you want to try to get an Ice Punch freeze.]

/endpokédexhiatus [Physical Tank] [Weezing] (M/F) @ Black Sludge] Trait: [Levitate] EVs: [252 Defense, 252 Special Defense, 4 HP] [Nature] Bold - Will o Wisp - Flamethrower - Thunderbolt - Pain Split [First of all, don't try to use this thing in OU. You will get raped up the anus repetitively. In a lower tier however, Weezing can be quite the effective physical tank. Will o Wisp waters down physically inclined Pokemons' attacks even more, and can help even when Weezing is gone. TBolt and Flamethrower get quite some decent coverage, though it's too bad Weezing doesn't get Ice Beam. Finally, Pain Split is the closest thing to a reliable recovery move Weezing has, and the fairly low HP of Weezing helps boost its recovery a bit.] ------------------------------------------------------ [color="#FF8C00"]Geo here with another ninja edit but with Nerdy equations WDFUX? Trolls do math no fuckin' way!, Weezing + Clear smog = ultra troll on Physical set up sweepers,including some Blaziken and their attemps on baton passing boost.I suggest using it over T-Bolt cause Poison + Fire is good coverage if you include the Steel types into say problem. /endnerdymode [/color]

whodis o________o

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