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i'm inspired to make a map w/ best shroom placement probably will

He's one of the 3 top counters for a surprising amount of champions

Somebody hasn't played against a good Teemo He's considered one of the best lane bullies in game, and when Riot made a poll asking who the most annoying top laners were, he was right up there with Singed and Yorick-- but Yorick won and that's why he's getting a rework. IDK too many champions that are scary pre-3/4 But Teemo's blind/poison darts give him a lot more safety and DPS than most champions at that level if you factor int he full DOT and the fact that he was probably attackng you before you attacked him (or else he should have tried to run/kite) Forces early oracles and vision wards if he has any idea what he's doing 2 shrooms destroy ANY attempt at counter-jungling on one half of the map unless a tower is down pre-6 and the lane is pushed to inner turret (never seen it happen) Offers more map control than any other champion in the game Even when playing against somebody who counters the shit out of him he can still kite (unless he's outranged by 100 and doesn't know how to use bushes simultaneously) except for Yorick but really only Cho can deal with Yorick Teemo is rarely easily burstable because if he's good he's doing the bursting. If he finds himself in a situation where he is, there are plenty of items that can help him with his squish problem. I found myself losing against a Diana mid recently (Had her pre-6 then things started getting sketchy) so I rushed Abyssal, found that between jungle and my ganks bot lane I wasn't very fearful of their graves and skipped the Zhonyas, and when I needed the extra health past Liandries I bought a Phage I was going to make into FM but didn't have the time before we won.Ended up 10/4/8 iirc Combined utility and damage makes him hella useful & people say he's useless in teamfights but those people are really sheeple They took "Not as viable" and turned it into "useless" because they're loser scrubs Yes he can't rop his AoE slow into the middle of their team without likely dying, but he can kite when he's being focused (which he will if he's been any kind of useful) and blind a key carry/bruiser while doing tons of damage because that's just something he does don't get into it with me about teemo

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I WAS in elo hell. this is an elo hell comeback. just played w/ a 0/8 garen and a 3/7 liss and then JANNA

i have never played with somebody so fucking terrible in ranked before feeds 3 kills to riven and continues to push her to turret while entire team is mia i keep telling him to build armor entire game i tell him to build armor he does not build armor and instead build damage with which he decided to chase enemy team from base to their turret or until they jump him 4 times varus and him were afk at start and varus came beck in time to give 3 kills to vayne before she hit level 7 blitz wasn't having that at all neither was i but god damn that singed

we had no nexus turrets. Ez thought we'd lose. Bet me $100 he said. He owes me $100. EDIT: FINALLY carried myself out of silver 5!

idk where i heard that many but i googled it and read on multiple sites the average person over 10 has 4-6 dreams per night maybe that's why sometimes you'll walk into another room in a dream and it's justa completely different experience-- another dream started 0:

I really like the idea. Also, that photo is absolutely awe-striking... you don't get those sort of aesthetics in endless suburbia. My room isn't much and the way it's set up I couldn't show you any of it without leaving out half of it but this was my lil Pagan Podium before it got all messy I use that lil dragon & Amethyst paperweight to hold my incense, and that thing with the blue polished rock on it is a candle holder. Then I have all my herbs & other ingredient-things, my sage stick (I'm supposed to burn it and use it for smudging but I just use saltwater and incense generally) and my gemstones. Not pictured: the conch I use as homage to Water & the west and the antler I use for Earth and the north. I use the incense for Air & the east, and the candles for Fire/the west c:

second series i've qualified for tonight feat. 3k ggold i had to spend

if at first you do not succeed, play teemo after 8 kills i started giving all of mine to graves to get him fed and then we were just wham bam killin' bitches

i had 3.6k to spend. both times i died, it's cuz i suicide ulted to get a double kill. uwu

Going to places you've never been (that actually exist) is called astral traveling. Google it, it's something I'm working towards being able to do @mael I always just assume it was a real dream because you actually have thousands of dreams a night and only remember a few or none of them.

It promotes good sleep, good dreams, dream recollection, increased intuition, increased spiritual and psychic awareness, and a bunch of other things. Really it was the practice that made me lucid dream more but the Amethyst has really brought it to another level. I have a black tourmaline under my pillow too mainly because it helps to neutralize negative energies (helps with bad dreams) but also because, since it's black, it has grounding properties. This helps with the lucidity aspect. And I've definitely noticed that I have lucid dreams much more often in my own bed than anywhere else You guys ever actually feel things in dreams? Something that's been happening a lot lately before I enter a lucid state is that in my dream, I fall off the bed. And I feel it. Rather than being shocked at that (because I think it's real... feeling yourself fall off the bed would lead you to believe that too) I just keep dreaming. I'm not very good at lucid dreaming because my dreams are always intensely vivid but I can only control the direction they go, not the entire thing. I can make things happen to an extent but when I try to hard to dream something up I wake up and I think it must be because I was TOO conscious of what I was trying to do to be... unconscious? I keep a dream journal, but I usually only bother with things that seem significant or that I wasn't lucid for (because if I didn't influence it, there's probably some significance in there) I think doing acid literally had an effect on my dreams. Not all of them, that'd be a shame, but now I'll often find that before I fall off my bed, my bed moves in a way that the floor moves when you're on acid. Except I can feel it moving, while when you're on acid, it's all visual. And I had a brief dream recently where I as moving like The Scream looks... all wavy and contorted, like you look when you look in the mirror... on acid. This wasn't a lucid dream. I was in a huge mall and I made my way up an escalator or something and then I couldn't stand upright and had to clutch onto the railing on the side of the walkway, and it was like I only half had control of my bod, while the other half just wasn't cooperating. Eventually I went into a room with some benches and then I wasn't me anymore and was really desperate for help. It wasn't scary but it was weird. I think it meant something along the lines of I've lost a ton of control and freedom in regards to my own life recently and can't do much about it until I grow a backbone and work to change that. Which is true So basically it hasn't negatively impacted me per say but it's certainly had an effect.

Airtracker: mid Dynatós: top Ketamine King: top UCSD706: fill UCSD706: ban blitz Airtracker: ban malphite UCSD706: shen UCSD706: we shouldn't have to tell you who to ban Ketamine King: i can handle malphite UCSD706: i hope you already know Ketamine King: you don't have to tell me who to ban ol UCSD706: last game the guy banned zed UCSD706: and i was like wtf UCSD706: auto lose Airtracker: ..ok.. but ive lost 3 of my series games because of malphite ult.. Ketamine King: maybe zed countered who they wanted to pick UCSD706: youre a dumbass Ketamine King: the common bans in our elo are only comon.. in our elo UCSD706: thats never an excuse UCSD706: aatrox? UCSD706: WTF Airtracker: lol UCSD706: most people dont' know how to use aatrox Ketamine King: true elo hell is beng a sheep for no good reason Airtracker: 1st pick malphite Ketamine King: i hope so UCSD706: if they pick malphite Ketamine King: easy lane for me UCSD706: well now UCSD706: great ban for aatrox UCSD706: dumbass Dynatós: I'll take top UCSD706: i hope we have a good jungler Ketamine King: ig ot it UCSD706: and not a retard Dynatós: Then I'll jungle UCSD706: otherwise bot is gone Airtracker: well calling our own team a dumbass in team select is not a good way to start the game Airtracker: lol UCSD706: stfu UCSD706: dumbass Airtracker: i can tell u will have a bad attitude all day UCSD Airtracker: lol UCSD706: its called take the criticsism Airtracker: on ur period? UCSD706: dumbass Ketamine King: you're the reason people lose games UCSD706: you never had a job before? UCSD706: you never went to college? Ketamine King: literally first rule of climbing is not to flame UCSD706: cool story dumbass Airtracker: lol UCSD706: you'll never be successful in life UCSD706: clearly Airtracker: i think he jus learned the word dumbass Dynatós: I'm failing to see how League transfers into every day life. Dynatós: But okay. this is only half the log

almost all of my dreams are lucid now that i've practiced & put amethyst under my pillow

http://www.surrenderat20.net/2013/07/arm-yourself-as-lucian-purifier.html YES. Karma was remade into a POC which is cool but NOT as cool as such an awesome champion being /released/ as one. I'm saving for him. Must grind. why'd I buy heimerdinger? "oh it's an ADC IDC haha derperdinger rush go" Kms

there is no next season, they took that away from everyone

you deserve nothing less than death by drowning in bodily fluids