diana

i long for a worzy opponent

get dunked

"nyeeuuh" -me after surviving a jinx rocket with 1 hp only to die to a minion

i've... told you this so many times...

I was made for this. Literally.

*neighs in korean*

you have to qualify for the korean equivalent of challenger series, which is difficult then qualify for lck which is even harder then get top tier in korea to go to worlds anyways, if they're far enough along to release an official statement then it's easy to believe we'll have TSM Hauntzer. that leaves both jungle and support open for import spots, if they so desire. the thing about the language barriers is that if the player is lucrative enough (faker, for example) regi would overlook that and throw money at them until they joined. rush, although he doesn't know MUCH english, knows some and is far and away the best possible jungler available, enough for reginald to say "fuck it, #baylife" and toss the dollars at rush until rush wants in

front runner for top lane is hauntzer, and piccaboo is fluent in english. hes done several full english interviews already.

Regi was never part of CLG. That roster is also impossible; you can only take two members from a foreign team. Rush Hour isn't nearly as good as people outside said it was, Doublelift was talking on stream about how he doesn't want TSM to pick up aphromoo earlier today. It's been rumored that ZionSpartan has already tried out for TSM but didn't make the cut, which would surprise me; I hope it's either untrue or we have someone even better coming in. The best possible jungler is Rush, and it rather conveniently appears that TiP is having some kind of fallout or being disbanded; Rush/Adrian would be PERFECT pickups. If not Adrian, then the other option is to import; there aren't any other good free agents/challenger supports and Reginald's already stated they aren't going to pick up Xpecial again. Piccaboo is the most likely import; he's said he wants to play in NA sometime soon, he speaks english rather well (at least, better than Lustboy- it's easy to understand, he speaks louder and with more enunciation) and he's a shotcaller, which would remove pressure from Bjergsen and let him focus on shitting on every other mid laner in NA and not micromanaging the rest of his team. If TSM pulls it off, they'll do a Fnatic and go far. I think the two best case scenarios are Impact/Rush/Bjerg/Dlift/Piccaboo or Zion/Rush/Bjerg/Dlift/Adrian.

The roster's being built by Bjergsen, but there's no denying that Doublelift > Turtle in terms of mechanics and consistency. There's been two splits in a row where Turtle has underperformed or straight up been careless in games, and just getting rid of him is the right change. Maybe he can find success somewhere else, with a team better suited to handle him going balls deep for no reason. There's a lot of rumor that we're likely to see TSM Adrian as well, which I'm excited about- two import spots left for top and jungle, and Adrian was so underrated on TIP. IF TSM picks him up, I think they could easily make it work. My dream roster would have to be Zionspartan/Rush/Bjerg/Doublelift/Piccaboo, though it might be hard to manage. Very, very strong solo lanes with the potential to grow into absolute monsters with a strong coaching staff, the arguable best jungler in North America, and a STRONG bot lane duo. As a bonus, Piccaboo speaks relatively fluent english, well enough to communicate. He's also an extremely good shotcaller, and Piccaboo/Rush on the same team... the same as Score/Piccaboo but even better. that would be a world class team, with proper coaching staff.

THE OVERLORD OF RIGHT CLICK CAN BE DEFEATED.

we also get advertisements like this

it's all korean, i can't learn it but i've played for long enough/so frequently that i know what's where, and the voices are a lot nicer, and i don't get distracted with ingame text the fonts are also nicer and smoother to read than the english client, lol

smeb has the right idea, but i think i still prefer essence reaver a little more so i stop running out of mana in fights

s, for sneep snop

yeah but it didn't fit the smite contest you were speaking of. still a good video though, as salty as i am as a tsm fan there's a program you can use but i went into game files and changed the entire client

that video isn't a great example, better is a clip from gravity at the end of the split where move steals like 3 times in one game-- that one's not best because santorin holds his smite and piglet hits a big one out of blind luck. i changed my client language and the korean gods have given me the power to play like shit but still not lose

"They're not just oranges, they're blind global ults to steal 2 dragons"

"diana stop splitting" tell that to the four inhibs i took and the quad i got doing it,,,

yeah they're like 60 bucks go buy one

lol

why you gotta show me up like that :[[