The Radiant Aeon 7 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Cat got your tongue? Well it will...after it cuts off your feet, below the ankles...then your hands and your wrists...and then your nose...followed by your left eyeball and then your right...your ears will stay so that every babe that cries, every woman says "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what the pain train means, it means I leave you in anguish, using your imagination to visualize what fate I shall do to you. #PrincessBrideFanBoy Link to post Share on other sites
NeoDarklight 0 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 String you up by your toes, leave you in a dark room with "things" crawling all over your body, or slithering, and every so often you'll feel a nibble. Every day, a tub is positioned near your mouth with some sort of mush to keep you fed, should you choose to eat it. This goes on and on.. After three years, the lights are turned on. After you finally blink away the extreme blindness, what was in the room will be revealed to you, as well as what you have been eating. I then offer you a choice- continue as you are, or pull that lever to your right, which will drop you into an even darker pit. You will not know what is in that pit. What those things are, and what you've been eating, you'll have to wait until it actually happens. Link to post Share on other sites
The Radiant Aeon 7 Posted February 1, 2014 Author Share Posted February 1, 2014 Summon a champion from Valoran Get yo ass crushed by the Hopping Rengar Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Launch you into the Sun. Link to post Share on other sites
Gyaradoskiller 4 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Lemme...... slowly suffocate you.... with a pillow.... Link to post Share on other sites
NeoDarklight 0 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Kool-Aid". Enough said. Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 #magikarpkiller So you wanna kill us with pillows? Link to post Share on other sites
Nico Nico Nii~ 1 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yes pillows are the most deadliest weapons. So lets pillow fight to the death, with my pillow full of sharp rocks. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Orbital kinetic strike weapon. Bye bye banana and hill... guess I have to build a new one. Time to get to work Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Why not just use an orbital hydrogen bomb rail gun (Remember a rail gun is any weapon that uses electromagnets to throw projectiles at high speeds without using any sort of fuel) Blast tons of bombs stronger than nukes at earth without having to pay for fuel! Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dementor's kiss. Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 ^ Heck, that'd work too XD Link to post Share on other sites
Gyaradoskiller 4 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 #magikarpkillerSo you wanna kill us with pillows? You have no idea about suffication? Lemme sufficate you then. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Two words. Brazen Bull. Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Water logging them while poking pressure points is evil XD Link to post Share on other sites
Nico Nico Nii~ 1 Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Make you watch Lucky Star 25/8. Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 ^ Mother of god how could you! Delete all your female avatars XD Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Fall into a supermassive black hole. Link to post Share on other sites
Wendel 13 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'll rip your beating heart out after you've been tortured for 3 years by a man in a clown's costume to afterwards feed you to Chibi (For the people who don't know yet Chibi is mah Salamence) Link to post Share on other sites
The Radiant Aeon 7 Posted March 9, 2014 Author Share Posted March 9, 2014 GIVE YOU THE DIARRHEA AND MAKE YOU EAT EM!!! BECAUSE I'M THAT VULGAR!! (Also, why do I like caps?) Link to post Share on other sites
Wendel 13 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I make you swallow boiled gold and sell you on ebay for a dollar Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I'll Ice Beam Chibi. Link to post Share on other sites
Slicster 8 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I set you in a prison and force you to watch your city of Gotham Bidoof suffer from the mercenaries while there's a ticking nuclear bomb roaming the city. Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'll tie you up...take a potato chip...AND EAT IT. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'll slowly cut off each of your limbs. Link to post Share on other sites
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