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this is the least sexy food war ever, and i dont know if i should be more appealed by what TRHStatement would put on a pizza or the fact Viri doesn't eat pizza (?) or that Micky doesn't eat mangos this place is the fucking twilight zone.

My name ain't there, love you too Hallo :D

Also, Viri you're wrong, for I am no heathen. I am but a messenger of the Mangozone, here to spread word about our glorious benefactor, who showers his blessings unto us every year. Rich, luscious mangoes and all you can make with them. And yet, in this same plane of existence, you have sacrilegious beings who'd pervert these blessing by putting them on a pizza and worse......shun them away completely. Barbaric!

Hallo, tell me, how are you towards mangoes?

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mangos and I are alright. were mangos a person, we'd go out having gross sugary cocktails with mutual friends, maybe even go see star wars together, provided we couldn't find anyone else to go with. i can't however say that we'd have the relationship you'd have - i wouldn't send mango's wife anonymous "yOu DOnT DeSERVe him biTcH", nor collect his trash, smell his sweaty t-shirts nor go through every one of his exes instagrams in hopes in finding pictures.

aside from that metaphor i should add that mangos aren't native where i live, so they're hella expensive (200 rupee each, converted to your currency, a bit cheaper when they're in season) and thus rarely eaten. plus i eat them even less because i try not to eat so much of things that need to cross an ocean to get here

are we still friends, dhan

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You will have descended to the lowest levels of debauchery to ever commit such sacrilege. Mango juice? Yes. Pickle? Excellent. Jams and preserves? Great. Ice creams? Fantastic. But Mango pizza? BLASPHEMY!

Spine?

Posted

sure am.

some part of me is like, weirdly fascinated that I spend like an hour a day in a "predict the next person to post"-thread, drinking cheap cider and trying to work.

Dhan, still awake? come talk bedsheets with me

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Did I tell my gamestop/pokoemon ranger: shadows of almia story on this thread?

Let's just say that I hate gamestop more than mangoes 'k?

Anyway bedsheets are the perfect cheap halloween costume, you can become a spooky ghost easily with the amazing craftmanship of a blind sewing nun

Right, Juu? You've been a bedsheet ghost before?

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