Sylveon's Leader Interview - Xani

[Sassy Sylveon]

Helloooo Rebornians!
Tonight we have the some spooky guests for our Gym Leader Interview:

Tonight we have Ghost-Leader Xani!

Spoiler

 

 

Sylveon: So hello Xaniiiiiiii you're looking good. *Thinks to self * (At least I think so can't tell under that armor.)

 

Xani: Hello there! I'm happy to be here! I think. I still feel like something's missing.

 

Sylveon: Is it your sword Oblivion?

 

Xani: Nope. It's the lunatic girl! Where could she be~ oh, it doesn't matter, I'll just hop in when she's interviewed sometime within the next two years and humiliate her then!

 

Sylveon: Oh interesting, looking through the notes I've gathered there's only person you could be referring to.

 

Xani: There can only be one, only one! Airhead! Airhead!

 

Sylveon: Well all of this aside care to tell us why that Sword is named Oblivion?

 

Xani: Ah, yes, its name! See, I don't quite remember most of the Great War of Kalos, to be honest. The details are hazy, all I know is there was some kind of witch doctor in a cloak, or something, and then I was frozen in time on-and-off for 3000 years or so. I blame the witch doctor, although I think I named him? I dunno. I think the witch doctor had something to do with it. Who was he again... it doesn't matter.

 

Sylveon: Uh, you know what ignore what I said it's obvious I won't be able to get you to answer my questions. So I'll try using a viewer's instead Poison Leader Rando: How'd you become a ghost, sir ghost? Can you still feel stuff or nah?

 

Xani: So, I became a ghost because I died. What did I die from? That's a tale I will have to tell! I was stabbed! With Oblivion! By myself! You see, I was part of a squad of six, we were the cool kids on the block! Then half of them died in the war. So I died along with the others to join them! I think. Witch doctor probably had something to do with that, too. To be honest, though, you're actually getting more of an answer than I've ever given anyone else! Just ask anyone in the roleplay- oh wait, I'm not supposed to break the fourth wall, continue!

 

Sylveon: No it's fine were used to fourth wall being shattered at this point we keep it the way it is. I knew they said you were hyperactive but I never could've imagined this.

 

Xani: Oh yes, I am the HYPER ghost. People think dying means that you become devoid of hope, emotion, goals... no. You just die. You're still you, just dead. I mean, the idea of becoming a ghost is that your soul stays in this world in a separate physical manifestation, right? It's your soul, so you're a soul without a corporeal body, not the other way around. Not having a soul sounds like lamer material. Tch.

 

Sylveon: I'm starting to see why you need Arex around you for everybody's sanity's sake.

 

Xani: Oh, nonononono. I'm fully controlling of the situation with Arex, she can't fight back against my SUPER-DUPER-ULTIMATE-SPECIAL-ATTACK-BURN-POWER OF SAVAGENESS BURN! Or my SPECIAL-ATTACK-MEGA-DESTRUCTION-DARK-BALL-OF-DARKNESS-AND-DESTRUCTION!!!!! SOME OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR THAT, DON'T DENY IT! Anyway, where were we?

 

Sylveon: I'm just going to try to resume the interview. Well you gave us some backstory, but you left out the part on why you use ghost types. Care to expand on that?

 

Xani: Well, I'll break the fourth wall for this one. When the reserve system came up, it was made clear that reserves should be available to some extent when the primary leaders were not, to avoid anyone not being able to challenge a gym due to a timezone issue. Recusant, the one who writes for me, has a friend who was a Ghost and Water-Type specialist back before her untimely passing. As the Water-Type Gym was the last gym in a system that still ordered the gym leaders, Recusant applied for Ghost to pay homage to her. In-universe? Because I am a Ghost, and the protector of Ghost-Types in the Dead Realm of Reborn! I AM THE ALMIGHTY LEADER OF THE GHOST ARMY, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME! FEAR ME!!!

 

Sylveon: Except other ghost types and dark types, and even normal types. How do you deal with those Xani?

 

Xani: Well, I can stall a challenger using my Gym Puzzle, the almighty GAUNTLET MAZE! And then, wait for them to either die or get bored, and leave, until eventually a challenger reaches the maze on the night of a SACRED MOON, in which magical powers fight the evil powers back!!! That's how I deal with Dark-Types, at least. Ghosts are more difficult. Oblivion, despite being over 3 millennia old, has a hard time keeping up with a lot of other Aegislash, and Gengar can be a pain in the ass, but I don't see it too often, sadly enough. In fact, Ghosts seem rare on challenger teams...

 

Sylveon: Wow a serious moment from you. I'm daring to hope this'll continue for the rest of the interview.

 

Xani: You'd better, because I love disappointing people! Ask Beatrice!

 

Sylveon: Oh well is that one of your hobbies?

 

Xani: Mmm, if it annoys people. As a ghoulish prankster, I do like annoying people a lot, it's what I live for! Except, I'm dead. Of course. I find it to be great fun! Of course, my favourite victim is li'l' ol' Airhead, but there are lots of others who are equally fun to annoy! Beatrice, Trent, some of the challengers, too!

 

Sylveon: Well here's a question for you from a viewer, Dark Leader Node: If you could travel back in time before that wizard did stuff would you?

 

Xani: Hmm, no. Mainly because even if I did, I have a feeling he'd bring me back here. I don't seem to have much of a choice in the matter!

 

Sylveon: Wanna test that theory? Celebi owes me a favor so we can do some time-travel shenanigans!

 

Xani: Oh, I'd rather not drag anyone into this~ besides, Celebi may owe you a favour, but if you actually try to use that against them, it might come back to bite you in the ass.

 

Sylveon: Welp time for Plan B then. Stuffs max revive down Xani's visor

 

Xani: Ah, you see, there's a difference between being a Ghost-Type and a Ghost... I'm just a Ghost myself, but I did hire a Ghost-Type to be my doppelgänger, once! It was fun!

 

Sylveon: Hmm shall I summon Ho-oh?

 

Xani: Why would I want revival when I can have so much fun as an incorporeal being? Y'all have so many physical limitations, it's why the humans all suck!

 

Sylveon: Don't lump me in with the humans. Besides being a ghost means you're at the mercy of Marshadow.

 

Xani: All I have to say to that is, as if! He's got such a rep, but he's actually not much of a fighter, these days. He's taking a shot at the quiet life! I hope.

 

Sylveon: Well then I guess this was a fun time. See you later Xani! Hopefully never

 

Xani: Oblivion may be slacking, but he can still kick your butt here~ I CALL UPON THE SKEIN OF SOVERENCE 2.0, MAZE: ACTIVATE!

 

Sylveon: Alright then folks I'll be taking my leave. Teleports away with Espeon

That's it for tonight folks, I hope you enjoyed it! See you around with the hottest news of the Reborn Devolved League! 
Sassy Sylveon, over and out!

[The Recusant]

Xani should've sent out Spellbinder if he was thinking... he never does that. And what's this about humiliating me in my interview? My, my, how rude~ if I weren't a character written by the same person I'd probably be...

 

Actually I dunno. Xani's dumb.

 

Anyway, good interview! Xani, get over here! We need to talk!

[Crystalrage]

Man these two are never gonna change