King Of The Hill

[Notus]

^ My first ninja strike =D

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

*sighs* I suppose that I should get involved in one way or another. I feel that something isn't quite right with the one who called me his "wind sister".

... I'll get involved after this plate of cookies. *noms*

[Rosesong]

Hey Zephyr, mind if I kick it with you for a bit? All this death stuff has me beat

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

No problem at all(I actually was inviting you into the castle earlier XD), come in, I'll have the drawbridge lowered.

[Rosesong]

Awesome! *crosses the drawbridge to the castle* Wow, this place is nice

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

Thanks, had some help from a friend when I built this place up.

*drawbridge closes and I show Rose to the cozy sitting room, which has huge windows that show the carnage outside* Want some cookies? They're fresh from the oven C:

[Rosesong]

Ooh, yes please! Hot cookies are the best! What type are they?

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

Poison type lul jk

Classic chocolate chip cookies, homebaked-- which, I daresay, is the best. *offers you a seat, and sits down as well in my rocking chair. Two glasses of milk land on the table, brought down gently by the wind*

[Notus]

... The Tea by the Hill game's begun! ( hope I've not exagerated in that death stuff)

[Rosesong]

These are delish!

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

(lol nah... it's a close tie between you and Ethic XD)

*is winning the Tea By The Hill game C:*

Aren't they? I really love chocolate chip cookies. They made the best way back home.

[Absol-lutelty awesome!]

*hops out of a Blackhawk helicopter from about 20 feet through the chimney onto the floor*

Ouch... Landing shock sucks...

I hope I didn't make your tea spill, that was a sweet jump though...

*takes off my sunglasses that display the ABSOLHOUND symbol across the sides epically*

And by the way...

I like Gulf style macadamia nut cookies...

And sweet tea...

*opens mission/survival pack, and pulls out a box a cookies and a canned glass of sweet tea, both of which are camo colored.*

Nice day...

Edited April 11, 2014 by Absol-lutelty awesome!

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

Nah. Well... I had milk instead of tea, so it's fine. *watches the milk particles hang suspended in air*

I can have more cookies and tea prepared if y'all run out lol.

[Rosesong]

This place is awesome Zephyr. Why were we fighting over a hill?

[Absol-lutelty awesome!]

Because the patriots made us, they made this topic and disguised themselves as some reborn member... They used this hill, bribery... Propaganda... They just wanted us to play their pointless game.. But they need to learn that soldiers aren't tools... And now we must show that by drinking various delicious beverages that go good with cookie snacks...

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

If I remember what Notus said correctly, you lot were clobbering each other over the hill for immortality or something similar.

Personally I've come here just to muck everything up for fun, but should there be a respectable cause, I'll lend whatever aid I can.

That includes tea time, apparently, and vacuum cleaners lol

Also it appears that my... Wind brother, as I infer from his words to be, has been altered in a dark manner.

... Buuuuuuuuut I could be wrong. It's just what the winds tell me. *noms another cookie*

[Notus]

*Death watches the tea party from the hill*

O_o

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Ah, screw it!

*Death releases Notus and materializes on the Mountain*

"Are there any cookies left?" It says in a hungry tone.

*Notus flies through the window into the room*

"Holy crap, I'm starving after all this... Is there space for one more?" He says. "Also, I've got some birthday cake, would you like some?"

Hey Ethic, come here too! And bring Morgan Freeman and your cake!

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

Yes, yes, there's plenty enough for all. Feel free to sit anywhere you please.~ *gestures to the big sitting room of the castle*

Also, it's about time you finally visited, Death! I've been asking Hades to tell you to come over for a while now. You said we were gonna play video games together. *pouts*

[Notus]

*Death looks at Zephyr*

"So it was you! Yeah, I've never played videogames before. What will we play?"

*Notus rushes to the table and attacks cookies*

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

*jumps off rocking chair and plops onto a white bean bag, which sits next to a black bean bag in front of a TV screen mounted on the wall. A white drawer built into the wall pops out from below the TV screen, with a couple of gaming consoles like an XBox, PS3 and even 4 set inside. A small cabinet opens to show a bunch of CDs for the Playstation consoles*

Ehh... What do you feel like playing?

*a glass of milk(or a cup of tea if you prefer tea)sets itself on the coffee table alongside the massive plate of cookies*

[Rosesong]

Mortal Kombat works for me! And happy belated birthday Notus!

[Notus]

Death: - "You said Mortal Kombat? Sounds fun! Let's go!"

*Notus keeps eating cookies"

Also: Thanks Rose!

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

(Aw yeah, haberdaaaay XD)

*pops in Mortal Kombat* All righty then.~

[Notus]

(Thanks too Zephyr !)

*gaming noises*

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KO!

*Death looses the match*

"Wait, am I... dead? Nooooooooooooooooo!"

*Death disappears*

And this, kids, is how Death got defeated thanks to a video game.

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*Notus is still eating...*

[Rosesong]

Well, that was fun! I'm gonna eat cookies now :3