Corrupt Wish Game

[Fiammazure]

Granted, but you won't be controlling them directly. Here's a munna.

I wish I was able to think about an original wish.

[Wish]

Granted. But you learn the move explosion and go BOOM!

I wish I could be good at painting.

Edited August 14, 2013 by Wish

[Dana]

Granted, but you will hate all of your paintings

I wish for a career of becoming a successful Doctor/Surgeon

[Fiammazure]

Granted, but your assistant will not be as good as you.

...

Still can't think of a good wish.

I wish I was better at cooking?

[Rycast]

Granted, but the more you cook, the more you lose your sense of taste.

I wish summer vacation lasted longer.

[Wish]

GRANTED! You won't be able to use electricity and it will be 120 degrees everyday even at night.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted! But you sink on land now.

I wish I could go to an anime convention near me

[Soysauce]

Granted! But it was so damn good you were driven crazy and you were never seen again...

I wish Pidove could evolve into a powerful Staraptor.

[Wish]

GRANTED but it pecks you to death.

I wish I had ultra good luck for forever.

[Boarbaque]

Wish Granted, but you accidently kill everyone you know through critical hits.

I wish music would play in my reborn gamne....

[Rycast]

Wish granted, but all the soundtracks start playing at once, causing your game to crash and lose your save.

I wish I could remember my dreams.

[Fiammazure]

Granted but someone previously erased all your memories.

I wish I would be able to not predicting inherently things.

[Delkosdoggy]

granted but you Dont have a mouth or eyes or ears

I wish That I was the king of the world and no one could counter the wish and do nothing bad about it.

[Rycast]

Granted, but all of sudden the world is destroyed by a giant meteor from outer space. That's life I guess.

I wish I could see snow for once.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted! But some snowman drank some chemical x and are now planning to control the world and destroy the sun.

I wish school was more fun.

[SonOfRed]

granted. school will now be more fun... for an extra 12 hours a day

I wish i was perfect.

Edited August 16, 2013 by SonOfRed

[Manes]

You're perfect, alright. Too perfect. You do not encounter any difficulty in anything you do, thus you cannot feel accomplished at anything you do. You become lazy as a result. To make matters worse, your friends begin to realize that you no longer need them, so they move on. You live a life of textbook boredom, which becomes textbook depression, which becomes textbook madness.

I wish I could choose when to become groggy.

[Rycast]

Granted! However, when you do choose to become groggy, you never want to stop and stay that way forever.

I wish I wake up in time for the first day of junior year this monday.

[SonOfRed]

granted, you will wake up in time for the first doy of junior year... FOREVER

[Manes]

I wish a wish had been made.

[The Radiant Aeon]

Granted, but the wish was from a Latias who used "Healing Wish" and died to grant you your wish (way to go Manes)

I wish I could swim more often.

[Manes]

Granted. You are now a fish. You can do nothing but swim... what a boring life that must be.

I wish animating was faster.

[NeoDarklight]

Granted! But trying to save your work now requires so many extra steps that it now takes you 3 times as long as whatever you were trying to animate.

I wish Jurassic Park 4 wasn't straight to DVD.

Edited August 19, 2013 by NeoDarklight

[Manes]

Your wish is granted. Jurassic Park 4 is now straight-to-VHS. Have fun!

I wish I didn't know the ending to Persona 3. ;~;

Alternatively: I wish I could revert to crushing on Zetsubou-sensei.

Edited August 23, 2013 by RisingManes

[The Radiant Aeon]

Granted, the memory of the ending is gone from everywhere. On the disc, videos, and our minds.

I wish I had foot dives like Doom