Name: Bakerp (A mixture of baka and derp! Genius!)
Type: Normal/Ice
Ability: Anger Point, Huge Power (Dream World)
Base Stats:
Attack: 117
Defense: 117
Special Attack: 117
Special Defense: 56
Speed: 2
Level Up Moves:
Lv. 1: Rest
Lv. 1: Snore
Lv. 5: Headbutt
Lv. 10: Powder Snow
Lv. 14: Sonicboom
Lv. 20: Stockpile
Lv. 20: Spit Up
Lv. 20: Swallow
Lv. 24: Yawn
Lv. 25: Take Down
Lv. 27: Icicle Crash
Lv. 34: Ice Beam
Lv. 38: Hyper Voice
Lv. 43: Body Slam
Lv. 50: Hyper Beam
Lv. 50: Giga Impact
Lv. 55: Blizzard
Description: One of the laziest pokemon ever, it can spend it's entire life sitting in one spot, attacking enemies with long ranged attacks... otherwise, if it gets close, it'll just sit on them. There are rumours that it's brain is frozen.
Basically me in a nutshell.