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"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."
Now repeat this until either the hot water runs out, or my conditioner sets in, and you'll have a pretty good understanding of my shower rituals.
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I'm looking at you Darkest Dungeon. That might be one of the most cynical ending to a game I've ever seen...
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Hey Combat. Gwyn ain't a villain (or is he...? Left to interpretation). Praise dat sun bro
I mean, he did stop the natural flow of nature, and failed to see what a certain dragon was going to maidens. And then we have poor Havel...
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1. No clue!
2. Ocarina of Time
3. The Dark Knight
4. iunno
You're right for the two of them, but can anyone get the other two?
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Alright, Uncle Combat has a few more pieces of naughtiness for you kids.
-So this one time me and some friends went a found some souls in fire. With these souls, we traveled to the surface and decided to kill all the dragons there. We won the war because one of them told us about their weakness, and we ruled to world. Things stated to go down hill after humans appeared, and we set up a nice little system where they burned themselves to keep them in check. The thing was, the dark age was coming, so I went and sacrificed myself to keep the fire going, breaking the natural cycle.
-Another time, I was the only man born to a tribe full of women. Which would be great, until you find out that ruling the desert SUCKS. So, I tried to get the power of the gods, but the three tribes wouldn't let me in. Rude! So I killed a tree, blocked off the food supply to the rock people, and poisoned their fish god. Well as it turns out, this kid goes and saves the day and leaves the front door open to housing place of the power of the gods. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity go by. One thing leads to another, and no I have a flying castle floating above where the old castle was.
-You'll like this one! I placed two bombs next to the district attorney and his girl friend. Then, I told Bats where they both were, but only gave them enough time to free one of them! Ha ha ha!
-I used to have a really nice house and everything, but kind of spent all my time drinking and sleeping. So, as I got older, I thought it would be a good idea to figure out if there was really an eldritch portal underneath the mansion. Well... Things may have gotten a little out of hand, and I might have sacrificed a few dozen town folk to evil... Anyways, I did find out there was a portal there, and everyone but me died. So I sent a letter to one of my kin to take care of it for me, because I took the easy way out.
(This can literally go on forever.)
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Let me guess. Death by stampede?
I was going to go into a long, drawn out explanation, giving away the plot to Marvel's Civil War. Instead, I went full on Lion King.
And to be honest, I can't tell if it was the wall or the stampede.
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I killed my brother, than tricked my nephew into thinking he did it. Then I sent the hyenas after him.
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Why would I need a toaster that mysteriously ends my other appliances, when I could just have a plain old toaster? I mean, either way, it's a toaster, and you know what they say—all toasters toast toast.
Its a toast plus a nice chunk of cash too. You could buy twelve things off of the dollar menu with that kind of money!
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Is the toaster a Gardevoir?
Don't be silly, the toaster is a toaster. The coffee maker on the other hand...
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What I'm more curious about is... why specifically 12 bucks?
Because I opened my wallet to see how much I had in it. There were twelve dollars in it.
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"Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!"
With the sheer levels of silliness that have been occurring lately, I believe that's its time to ask the hard question, would you? For this situation, you are given a sentient toaster who loves you, but despises anyone else that comes into contact with you. For twelve dollars, you are married to this small appliance, and must keep it plugged in in your kitchen at all times. You are aloud to have friends and lovers over, and are not "legally" married to a toaster because what court of law would allow that. The toaster will toast any bread you place in it to perfection, but will horrible burn any pieces that anyone else that it considers as a romantic threat. It is unable to move, since it is a toaster, but has free powers over its heating coils, and would be able to kill anyone who cleaned it while still plugged it. Also, any other kitchen appliances that catch your eye end up mysteriously breaking...
So, you get a free toaster and twelve bucks, but are at risk of losing that cute blender you've been looking at.
You people encourage this type of behavior.
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As another question, is this practice wide spread in this hypothetical situation, or are we the first person? What would the pope say about this?
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Hmm... That is a lot of money...
But really, first we have to suspend our disbelief that Pokemon are real, then we have to consider the social implications of having a Pokemon as a wife. Really, its hard to say seeing as this is a really outrageous situation.
So maybe.
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I think my issue here is that this is the least lore friendly fan fiction I've read in a while, and I've seen some serious lore breaking stuff. To elaborate, the Pokedex entries say nothing about any of this.
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Player Vs. Shade.
This was the first time I realized, things were at stake in this game. Yes the train station blew up, and Corey happened, but after seeing his predictions/prophecies, it dawned upon me that this was more than a simple Pokemon game. His track is amazingly creepy, and the fact that the first Pokemon he sends out is named Corey was just the icing on the cake.
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Murder can be adorable too.
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And these are just the ones I use.
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While I can understand the sorrow of losing a Pokemon, it makes sense for the balance. What's the point of a hard Pokemon game when you have a powerful team right from the beginning.
This doesn't apply to you Speed Boost Torchic. -
Happy Birthday! May all your non-world domination based dreams come true!
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I can see you spent quite a bit of time on this, however as mentioned before. Amethyst wants to stay true to the framework laid out by game-freak for the pokemon themselves, hence why you don't see custom mega evolutions or fakemons. I read some of these and they're very well thought out.
With the exception of the Pulses of course.
I've found myself using Pokemon I've never considered using thanks to Reborn, all because we aren't given our desert before supper (aka, getting the best stuff immediately.) Many Pokemon are viable, so its kind of fun to learn the mechanics even more.
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Just go out the gate, one of the guards should be missing. Fly won't work until EP. 16.
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Do you know what Catmancy is? No? Good, that means you haven't seen the future yet. The less said, the better.
I live on the 19th story of an apartment with high walls surrounding the apartment building; I also have Knives
The walls will protect you for a time, but eventually, they begin to crumble. In an attempt to fix them, you use dark magic that goes terrible wrong... This turns you into...
The Wall!
Ok, try me, suburbs, Massachusetts, Black Belt
Ryanwith nunchucks :]You end up joining a rag tag group of survivors including an arsonist, a sharp shooter, Cesar Millan, and other quirky characters! It remains to be seen if you're the black belt or the guy who dies first though.
Hey hey, pretty nice. Thanks!
And Maelstrom, it's really only a to-pass-the-time gift... there's more to come once I/the many boons of countless Gods get bored
That or until Kevin gives you his ability.
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And Aya.
Oh yeah, I forgot we don't get our badge.
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Fairy maybe? Right now Corey's the only leader who would have the type advantage, but I don't know.
If you could go back in time, to any time period, who would you want to meet?
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I'd go back and punch Judas in the face.
Don't judge me!