Chapter 1
Average life for a white, American, brown haired, brown eyed woman on earth, is so average. Oh so average and I want that goddamn promotion. Seriously, I work way more many days than almost all of my other coworkers, the only ones that work more are well other moms. For as long I have worked there I have never taken a sick day or a vacation. The only exceptions were going on the honey moon, giving birth and getting divorced. I know every in and out of this stupid company from what is covered on the company’s insurance to how my boss spends his Sundays. God I wanna take over this stu