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Are people actually saying stuff like that? I found the pronouns confusing at first, but I didn't mind.

I don't really think it's that impressive, but here's mine. Most of the shinies are in box 35 and and the pokemon I have in rotation or plan on using at some point are in box 4.

... Boat.

Granted, but every single part of it is dead on arrival. And it came with no warranty. I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Confusion

I'm HR 161 Silver Crown, and I main GS. Let me know if you want to play. I might be little rusty because I haven't played in a while. My FC is: 4725-8407-8391

I didn't get emotionally invested in the game. A bit too short for me, I guess. I'm a bit thick and I, thankfully, had good parents. And I've never been in an abusive relationship. So a lot of what the game was trying to convey was, no doubt, lost on me. It's still interesting, I'll give it that.

Welcome to Reborn! Please dispose of your sanity in the designated area before you do anything else. Reborn has a very strict no sanity policy, and its a policy we take very seriously. You... don't want to know what happened to the last guy who neglected to dispose of his sanity. It wasn't pretty.

Yes. I asked about that earlier and Amethyst said it was a known bug. Can we stop talking about that bugged TM already?

It's still eating. You're just eating like a duck.

11 I are the bestest at mathumatikz. Which is the better invention: sliced plumbing or indoor bread?

The whole point of the game is to grant the wish and make it blow up in the person's face, not give them something else entirely when they clearly ask for a bacon sandwich. Granted, but there is a giant maggot in the peanut butter(that's how you corrupt a wish!). Now I wish for a bacon sandwich. Edit: That is most certainly not a Peanut Butter sandwich.

I don't have the patience to include every single one of my shinies, but here's a few of my favourites:

Granted, but all the germs from our mouths get in the coffee. I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Batman

You're saying this like we'll be battling Heather immediately after Ciel. There is still quite a bit left to Reborn, so it'll be a good long while until we have to battle her(read: have our shit royally fucked up by her mega-mence, assuming she uses one).

Granted, but whatever you plug your headphones into breaks instead. I wish for a million Reborn Rupees.

Capitalism is an inherently flawed system, but it's probably the best we're ever going to get, to be honest. Human nature is the biggest flaw of any system. If there is a way to exploit a system, then somebody will abuse it. So even if Capitalism somehow gets replaced by a "better" system, we would most likely end up in a similar situation to this further down the line, or the economy would collapse on top of itself. Whichever comes first.

Granted, all the peanut butter in the world is immediately teleported to your location. And you drown in it. I wish for laser-eyes!

Sorrow

Yanmega If you had no other choice, would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

Granted, but then they get the taste for PBX5. I wish a jar of nutella.

...It was me.

I hardly understood a word of what Shade was trying to say myself. Seriously, Shade, you would be a lot more helpful if you actually just say shit instead of turning everything into some sort of cryptic fucking poetry! I thought Shade was trying to say only two people of the four were actually going to die from the events he showed us... which really makes no sense when you factor in the prediction of Lin's death, because I'm pretty sure she gets cut/ripped apart. I'm sure what Star-kin said is closer to however we were supposed to interpret that.

(God damn it SHIA!) Granted, but it contains enough potassium to kill you if you ingest it. I wish for world domination!