You know that feeling when you leisurly wake up one day around 11 am, neatly arrange yourself some mish-mashed, but rich breakfast, laze out until lunchtime, munching down on some chips or whatnots, then have a nice, hot, microwave meal for lunch, or maybe two or three of those (the more the better), wash yourself and even shave your beard clean off because you are supposed to go to a very important meeting later on which could result in a raise or, at the very least, free, scrumptuous meals for the duration of the mission, but when you try to put on your uniform, which you rarely wear, to make yourself look even better, you realize that said uniform... doesn't fit you anymore. First thoughts racing through your mind are stupendous things like: 'Wth, how the f*** did my uniform shrink, goddamnit!?!', but you soon come to realize the uniform isn't the problem, but rather is your own stomach, betraying you in the rudest of manners exactly when it really counts. You lament yourself for a while and start panicking and trashing yourself around the place until your stupid knee starts acting up and you whince, but your train of thought does not falter and you recuperate immediately, What are you going to do now? You HAVE to look good for them, especially after those horrendous incidents you caused in your earliest year in the bureau. You just have to look your best to correct the image the higher ups have developed of you, but you can't, because your uniform shra- I mean, your stomach grew. However, you slowly calm down and look at the clock, sighing. You still have time, but not enough to tackle the main problem at hand, so you decide to let it go with a heavy heart... You put on the rest of the uniform, buttoning the white shirt up but not tucking it into your pants (you still have some respect of yourself) and you go look at yourself in the mirror. You blink once or twice, take some gel to fix up your messy, orange hair and, satisfied with the results, despite the lack of the complete attire, you turn around and walk out of your apartment and into a brighter tomorrow, with the sun reflecting against your cross shaped earring, your device.
And when you finally arrive at your destination, a majestic official looking building, and you are greeted by a nice lady, and you make your way into the meeting room, sitting down on one of the free chairs, nervously picking around your hair in fear one of the hairs might've danced its way out of its proper place as you wait for the admiral to arrive and finally reveal everything to you... You realize that there are five children with you in the room, and you freeze, kind of flabergasted because you just can't believe what you are seeing. Or maybe you flinch because something wrenches in your gut as they too scan the area, taking in your presence as they do so, and you are the oldest one among them and you know that the children are just the worst when it comes to judging people. You start nervously squirming in your seat, your hair picking intensifying. You shouldn't be feeling that way, besides, you've never had any issues with your weight and it never bothered you when people were saying things behind your back, but you do feel that way, and the situation you suddenly find yourself in becomes that much worse. These children are gonna eat you alive, aren't they? They're probably better at magic than you as well, but you are the oldest one, so it would be natural to assume you would be better or more experienced, but you're not! All the possible scenarios start rushing through your head and you feel your armpits tensing as your sweat starts slowly flowing, soaking your white shirt. Your eyes frantically glide over all the people present, from the youngest kid to the prestigious looking girl. They must all be thinking about one another, deliver judgements in their little heads. They're gonna definitely gang up on you when they see your lame magic, they're gonna shoot their stupid beams out of their staves and whatnots while the only thing you can do is make barriers...
And then, just as you ready yourself to push the chair back and hastily exit the room, the admiral arrives and the meeting finally begins.