Zephyrus the Priestess

Wheh? But.. am I even your Trainer, Absol?

RoG needs more homies

"He is a ranger," she insisted obstinately, determined to bring justice to her beloved father's reputation. What was it that this man did not understand about her father? "It is what he does best. Man and dwarf alike sought him as a guide when journeying into the forests and mountains, at times. Hunting and fishing were his other trades, though he preferred to volunteer as help on the boats of his fellow men rather than fish on his own. You could even say that he was well-known and appreciated... that is, until a while after he returned from Solarium..." She had a scornful, almost hateful look although if one was at least listening to her tale, it was evident that it was not aimed at Sigurd or anybody present. "... How fickle and cruel people can be, for selfish, covetous reasons of their own. Just because it was revealed that the woman he married was a Grey Elf, no more, no less. It seemed to be the only reason they betrayed him. For the dwarves their ridiculous resent towards Elven folk; for the rest, perhaps nothing more but the gall that comes from craving beautiful women." She imagined a bang at the door that had been kicked down. Torches flashed around, inside a spacious cottage that stood near the outskirts of town. A man pointed towards a forest-- a forest infamous for the danger and legend that dwelled within, a rumor that a horrible earthen beast slumbered deep within the heart of the forest. Only the brave and daring joined the pursuit through the dark, ominous bed of green knives. Only when the footsteps were sure to have gone away for good, somewhere, deep inside the forest, where the terrifying monster was said to prowl, did a single torch light up a small cottage embedded within the roots of a giant tree. A man embraced his struggling wife, hot with a dreadful disease, and their little baby, so small, blissfully ignorant of what had just unfolded. Helzebeth blinked, her "reverie" ending. "... Anyway, if it is his skill you doubt.. You need only look to me," she said, shrugging, as though it were the simplest thing in the world.

._ . I want noms. can I has a cheezburgr? Mikzal, feed me kitty food

Meow. Sheep, come feed me

"It's... usually of high value unless proven otherwise, isn't it? I mean obviously the original painters wouldn't bother painting copies of their art, right?" After a pause, Zeke barely manages to stop himself from exploding and hisses in frustration, "What the heck makes a fake a fake anyway?!" Although, the number of valuables in the entry hall alone was ridiculous indeed. They felt like they were booby traps in a way. Frowning, Zeke pulled away from the painting he was about to pull off the marble wall. "I think we should check the other areas first; but that means we'd have to split up." The last part came out as more of a slow mumble of realization. Somehow he could already feel the addition unsettling vulnerability one would get from being alone in enemy territory.

Looks like we're going to need more ammunition, eh, Pine, Snap?

I would like to imagine that I am a cat. Feed me, Google.

Damn it! Pine, Snap, she's onto us... we gotta take her out now before it's too late!

Lol nah, I don't wanna force myself into Ace Membership circle XD also I'm too poor for it.. though i just need the delete own post button is all

Ark, are you ever returning with your awesome music?

If I've observed correctly, Ace Members can delete their own posts, while Mods and Staff I think can delete anyone's posts... welp

(if anybody would be so kind to delete this post please; I accidentally pressed Enter a second time)

Well in that case, I'm just going to act like that post didn't happen and wait for updates from Chim, Pine, and/or Snap... No offense mate, but if you treat the RP Host like that and continue being stubborn and a Marty Stu, I have a feeling it wouldn't really be fun. Hopefully you didn't mean to set such a disrespectful tone and you meant to say something like, "There we go," or "Is this fine now?" or some other less terse-sounding comment... but seeing how you disregarded Chim's other comments, it might just be me being optimistic.

... Being Shade sounds like fun XD

*pats Absol* atta boy y'hear that Rosie?

THOR-TILLAS u mad Absol

Another static portal opened , revealing a firefighter's truck. Without wasting a breath Enya took hold of the huge fire hose, stumbling a bit, but managing to turn it on and spray it at the head, screaming, "Bad dog! Bad, bad Cerberus!" the whole while, with Ace tucked underneath her other arm. Ace doesn't like Cerberus and Cerberus tried to eat Ace and Enya... Cerberus really IS a bad maggoty doggy!

Whoops... oh lol I forgot about that well carry on then

THOR...nado Hilda

I am thorns :T faust

Oi. I didn't close Enya's portal, but... :T

no, Rose isn't being kidnapped *hugs Rose*

*insert witty pun here* Finally another has joined the dark side! But, yeah, it'd be more reassuring if Chim's given the okay for you to post, mate.