Absol-lutelty awesome!

That's good. It's all dependent on the style you use though. In the end, if you're using Kung Fu over karate, you might end up using a "flower plum fist" over a "punch" XD.

I'm an excellent shooter too. Can I punch people? YES! Now to edit my post to be funnier.

Ooh! Ooh! Grass what do I do? I'm standing outside furiously knocking on the verdance door.

Jake felt his knee lock up in pain as he twitched a bit more, but couldn't even let out a sound after he's landed on his back so hard. Mark let go of him, Jake wobbled for a moment, and fell backwards. "M-M-My knee... Just locked up..." Mark completely ignored him and got to talking with Tami. "Listen, you have some things wrong. One, when you swing, the have to use more momentum than an off the ground swing. You need to raise your leg, bend it, and then release a full force kick. Here, watch. Mark picked up Jake who's eyes were wide as donuts as he kept twitching. "Hiya!" Mark lay a furious kick into Jake's other knee. "M-M-MEEP!" He fell over shaking with pain, his eyes now twitching quite quickly. "F-F-Fuc-" Mark quickly kicked Jake in the side as hard as he could, only making Jake's hilarious display of agony even more funny, and painful, at the same time. Mark spoke out. "Hey. We don't talk like that around women. Now get up and teach her how to fight." Jake looked at him with an evil death stare and made an attempt to stand up. After a great deal of difficulty. He finally stood. Mark grabbed a needle and poked Jake's spine with it. "Acupressure. Pretty effective" Suddenly Jake had jumped somewhat back into order. He pushed both of his knees, which popped horrifically loud. And walked up to Tami. "Ok listen. Mark here taught me how to fight, and now... He's forcing me to teach you something that I don't want to!" Mark slapped Jake as hard as he could across the back of his head. "I mean! I'm determined to make you better!" Mark smiled. Jake lifted up his arms slowly and began to breath deeply. "Watch this. This is a basic rabbit punch." Jake slid his foot behind Tami's, not attempting to hurt her, and then slid behind her, and delivered a fake blow to the back of her neck. "Very effective. In fact, if you're strong enough. It kills. But in your case, someone should be paralyzed for a bit. Next up is a favorite of mine. A technique mark showed me called the wolf style. Originating from Kung Fu." Mark stepped up for this one. Jake threw about 3 extremely fast punches, a knee to the chest, then hit Mark on his side to turn him, and flipped him onto the ground. "That's payback..." Glaring at his apprentice, Mark stepped up and offered Tami one last skill. Mark simply punched Jake in the gut and hit him on the head with his elbow. (Mark) "I call that one the if you do that again I'll kill you technique. If you ever need to learn CQC come to me Tami. You can do stuff like this." Mark picked up and flipped Jake with his own arm, stunning him again. "I think that's enough for now. We should find Alina and ask what's happening." Mark dragged Jake by his leg as he left the group.

ah man... Grass is gone and I'm standing in front of a door XD

Really? What do you mean by that? Maybe not joking is my thing XD.

"Hey Grace! I didn't exactly miss you... But... Eh," he winked at her signifying sarcasm. "one moment." Mark eyeballed Jake as he ran off, coming back with a couple throwing knives. "Here we go!" Jake sat down and put his hands behind his head. He spun a knife in his fingers like threads, grinning and quickly stopped when he heard a voice. He stood up and approached the girl. He inspected her closely still spinning the knife. He turned to Mark. (Mark) "she's ok with me, shy as this Lionel here. Now, watch closely." Mark, with total ease, kicked Jake's Achilles' tendon, grabbed him around the neck, and flipped him onto the floor. He cracked his knuckles and let Jake lay there twitching. "Close combat is easy when you know what you're doing. Here, try what I did if you can." Mark picked up the still twitching Jake, and held him there for the girl like a dummy. "What's your name anyways? You seem nice. And don't feel bad about beating up my apprentice here. I'm sure he'll be fine. It builds character."

Mark quickly turned his looming gaze to the young boy. "Jake. What is his name?" (Jake) "oh, that's Lionel..." Mark put his hand on Lionel's shoulder. "Listen, if you are going to be this way, then you won't be able to help your friends. You must embrace your mission, and take it to heart. Do not feel discouraged. Stand up straight, fix yourself, and say I can. Do it. Now." Mark's gaze fixed itself very harshly onto Lionel, making an attempt to prove him wrong. "You will be fine. Remember your training, and never, not ever, lay down and give up."

I posted! : D are there grates, or do we just knock on the castle doors?

Jake stood upon the white sand staring stoutly into the ocean, His fur waving in the wind. He had been there for about an hour, wondering. "What should I do today?" His questions got more complex as he went along. "What do I do for the month as work? What do I do with my life?" His questions strayed to more strange topics. "Who would I like to spend time with? Why am I even here? Do I have reason to continue fighting on?" Suddenly. His thoughts were broken by two pokemon approaching him. A houndour and a sneasel. (Jake) "what do you two want? Didn't I leave you alone?" His eyes squinted deeply awaiting a reaction for the two. (Delinquents) "you know why we're here. You were tough to track. But we found you. Your travels reached into our territory. You owe us a good deal of money friend. 3,000 Poke'. Hand it over or else things get ugly." (Jake) "I was traveling just fine until you two came along, and now you expect me to give up cash?" (Delinquents) "you're cornered. Give it up or pay the ultimate price, gettin' your a** handed to you." (Jake) " is that so? Well then. I'll take that ultimate price thank you. That is... If you can live up to it!" The 2 rushed Jake flailing claws, tearing Jake's fur and weakening him horribly. (Delinquents) wanna fight now hot shot?" (Jake) "yeah, and this time... There won't be mercy!" Jake sat there allowing the sneasel to come closer while the houndour stood back and laughed. When the sneasel got close enough, jake used leer on it. The sneasel jumped back, caught off guard, and flung a slash at Jake. Jake tried to dodge, but with how weakened he was, he took the hit. Pretending to be very weak, Jake slid down. When the sneasel was preparing a new attack, Jake jumped up and used play rough while it's guard was down, knocking it out instantly. "Gotcha... Fool." Jake smugly stated. The houndour, enraged by it's fainted partner, ran up to Jake. Jake's blue swirl on his hair began to glow, and a hydro pump attack exploded from the sea behind him, throwing the houndour into the wall of rocks they emerged from. Jake, now extremely tired, trudged away. As he made a trip across the lands, he reached a deep forest, after a few hours of quaint traveling, he reached the area where he's met the gang, but it seemed they had left. Jake relaxed and kept moving. He heard a rustle and sprinted as fast as he could behind cover. Only a weedle emerged, and crawled across. Jake continued for a while. Growing more tired. His stomach began to growl fiercely, and could not find much to eat, so he continued. He eventually came upon a large... Castle? "Verdance castle, huh? Maybe they feed the hungry..." He tried to find a place he could enter without being rude, so he merely knocked on the door, and sat there quietly.

"WAIT! ALINA! WILL THERE BE FOOD THERE?!" #Jake2014 As a base, my character is just like me irl. Tall, slim and bulky. About 5.10. Wavy Eyelash Long dirty blonde bangs with a spike that always sticks up in the back. Slate gray eyes. Clothes are generally just dark colored sneakers, denim blue jeans, and a long sleeved black shirt with an absol logo. If ya' need more info just ask away.

I will fite you too jacze. All kinds of buu shiz going down. Rose.

Banned because that's not true.

"That makes us a duo... Geez where is she when you need her most?..." Taking note of a new voice entering, Jake turned to see his friend Max. "Max, I'll be honest. I have no idea either, I asked Alina if there would be food there. I'm guessing not, I'm starving!" Mark looked down on Max with his deep piercing blue eyes. "My name's Mark. Nice to meet you." He reached out and shook his hand with a great deal of heftiness. "I am Jake's mentor, I taught him everything he knows. We're currently doing something of our own, it ended up being "delayed" however." Mark turned to Sarcus, feeling him staring upon him. Mark's eyes stared deeply into Sarcus's, completely unfazed. "Something on your mind, friend?"

I'm Murdocs lost twin. XD. I'm the worst at drawings. Believe me... Could you maybe deviant my char if possible Grass?... If you don't wanna idc really.

So I would be liek... Scratch, leer, me first, swords dance, sucker punch, night slash, play rough, and hydro pump (unobtainable. Dat blue swirl does mean something!)

Jake followed Sarcus's transmission until he found him through the ridiculous crowd, Mark following close behind. "Sarcus! No talk, plan now!"

Jake's sudden surprise at this odd turn of events made him snap out of his daydream after talking with Sonny. He'd began to wonder why he mentioned killing someone. Maybe... That hadn't been the best choice. As he heard the exams were closed, he smirked a giant smirk of pure happiness, closed his eyes and put his hands behind his head. However, his relaxation ended quite quickly when he heard of the forbidden spell. He wondered why... Alina would even tell them this. Jake was only a mere child. What would he need to protect other than the house? When he heard the weird casting words, he was taken aback by the extreme strangeness, but just rolled with it. There was no time to consider it. Whatever was happening, it was big. He shuttered for a moment as he tried to understand what he was hearing. He turned to Mark and began to speak (Jake) "Mark... Did Ms. Alina just say... D-Die?!" (Mark) "Jake. Please understand. We're here on a different agenda. You will not die. I promise you. Remember your training, and do not ever stutter in my face ever again. Understood?" (Jake) "yes sir..." He turned and continued listening to Alina's speech. When he heard they were going right NOW, he jumped for a moment, but he quickly toughened up back to normal when he started to understand what was happening. It... Was war time. He turned to his pokemon and he spoke without even a single sign of emotion. "Guys. We have to fight. There is no choice, it's now or never." Mark turned to him for a moment and spoke. "Jake. This is very important. When you're out there today, I don't want you to forget the mission-" Jake's belly growled and he jumped into a sudden mood swing.He raised his hand high in the air calling for Alina. But she was already walking away. "WAIT! ALINA! WILL THERE BE FOOD THERE!? Dang... She's already gone..." Mark smacked Jake as hard as he could across the back of his head knocking him into a serious mood simultaneously, and sighed. (Mark) "it's only a matter of time now Jake. You know what I'm going to have to do today." Jake scratched his head in confusion and got himself readied. He decided to grab his backpack as quickly as he could and checked the contents. "Cookies... Homework... Uhhh... Notes... Where is it?" After some more rummaging he found the thing he was looking for. It was a pocket knife he'd slipped into his pack before school. Mark saw it and nodded. Jake slid it into his pocket swiftly. Jake's pokemon stood there in awe at what was happening now. Jake's Zorua, Mirage, jumped into his backpack while Z jumped into Jake's arms. The others stood at his side. Whatever was going to happen, Jake was ready for it. Mark ran to his dorm, grabbed his knapsack and removed an old knife that had been in there longer than he could remember. He placed it onto the chest holster he had for it that lay across his breast. He grabbed his four pokeballs and added them to his waist-belt. He cracked his fingers gently. As he looked up, he saw a picture of Jake and him. A tear fell from his eye as he ripped his head out of it and made his way back to Jake. When they were together again awaiting further instruction, Mark looked to Jake and thought. "He might be emotionally unstable, but I know he is strong. One day he'll be normal again, and I can look back on the day he defeats me and say he's overcome his inner turmoil. But for now, he must face his greatest challenge. Letting go." Jake looked up to Mark and asked him what was troubling him and Mark didn't say a word back. The two stood there for a while. Then Mark broke the silence. "Jake. Whatever you do, you must overcome the mood swings. They will be the end of you one day, so stop them now if you can. No matter what it takes. Trust me." Jake scratched his head again in confusion and merely said "ok..?" Jake searched for his friends in all the chaos hoping to find them. He thought about what Mark said. "Maybe he's right. They're getting harder to control. I'll lose sight of myself if I'm not careful. I can't be in one mood too long. It could change me forever." (DUN DUN DUHHHHHH!!!) Searching desperately for Sarcus and/or Grace, he broke through the crowd.

They will arrest me... For wearing an empty bullet as a necklace... I hate how stupid people can be. Yet today, to prove teachers don't pay attention to anything unless it's in front of them, my friend and I slammed our fists together with a milk carton in between and made a giant rain of milk. NOT A SINGLE TEACHER SAW IT!!! XDDDDDDD.

K. I bet on... Bananas?

You believed in the heart of the cards and you were rite! So what do I do? Majin powers to go blow stuff up or... No srsly zeph what do I do?

I'm not too terribly fond of you, but I don't hate you. :/ Sssurrreee

So... I'm just... Stayin here? Kden. Majins can't drown anyways lol. Vinny go with sheep

So... Do i fight sheep now zeph?

But my gif is more zoomed. And I'm officially saving rupees to change my stuff to Kid Absol for a month or so. Sparky! FITE ME!