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That works for me! And I can trade whenever

I have an Aron if you want it. I don't need anything in particular so you could just give me something you don't want.

Bug: Dewpider/Araquanid and Joltik/Galvantula Fairy: Clefable and Mimikyu Normal: Dunsparce (yes I'm serious)

I used to be with you on this one, but one day I was doing some random battles on Showdown and I had a Wormadam Trash on my team. Let me set the scene a little bit here. My opponent had a Kyreum, a Moltres, and a Mega Metagross to go along with their other 3 mons. I had rocks up and had burned the Metagross so I was obviously not in a bad spot at all, which honestly makes what this Wormadam did all the more impressive to be because she didn't need to. But this ugly pink thing that literally goes around putting garbage on itself pulled the fuck up. This thing ate up Dracos and gyro balled the Kyreum to death. This thing ate up EQs and stalled the Mega Metagross to death. And then the Moltres came out. Wormadam was not fazed. This trash loving bug dodged multiple fire blasts and hit double protects en route to toxic stalling a Moltres and being at 100% health by the end of it. I have swept with mons like Magcargo, Furret, and Shedinja. I have stalled people out with mons like Alolamola, Maractus, and Shuckle. I have even 6-0'd someone with a Dunsparce (it had Glare, Roost, Coil, Body Slam, and my opponent didn't have a ghost). But never in my wildest dreams would a Wormadam Trash have pulled up like that. Burn or not. Rocks or not. There was no reason for this Wormadam to do what she did. But she did! There is however one mon that is irredeemable to me. My first Pokemon game was Sapphire and I loved it. To this day gen 3 is my favorite generation. Having said that, I think we can all agree that gen 3's story is not great. Or even good. The most aggravating part of the story for me as a kid came rather early. After you beat the first gym you have to get back some stolen goods. That's fine, whatever. Then when you get to the cave you need to go into this old former sailor named Mr. Briney stops you. Now don't me wrong I like Mr. Briney. But you try to walk in that cave and he stops you just to whine like a bitch about his Pokemon that just got stolen. Then you fight the dude that stole the goods and the mon and Mr. Briney's "darling" Pokemon that got stolen is a dumb ass Wingull. This made me dislike Wingull, but it did not land it on my hate list. I thought Wingull had potential. But eventually I got the HM for Surf and almost instantly I saw that potential go to waste. The first mon I encountered was a fucking Pelipper. I was so disappointed and I ran from it. Then I encountered it again. And again. And again, and again, and again, and again and again and again and again and againandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain. I had to keep seeing this things ugly, garbage can of a face over and over again. Now pelicans are pretty ugly birds in the first place. Never liked them. And gulls are nasty. I used to see gulls pooping all over the McDonalds I went to a kid. As a kid my school sat just up hill from a lake (made for amazing sledding in the winter btw) and I used to watch loons on the water and eagles and hawks diving down for fish. But I cannot tell you how many times I saw a fucking pelican steal a fish from one of those birds of pray, or plop down onto the water and scare away the beautiful loons. Now I'm from Minnesota so the loon is my state's bird and I have thus always liked them. So every time that I saw one of those garbage can for a mouth pelicans scare away the loons it made me mad and I hated them for it. Pelipper checked off so many boxes for me, and it has earned itself a special place in the furthest depths of Hell. Clearly I have issues. And while Reborn has made me appreciate so many mons that I otherwise had no opinion of or no love for, there will always be one exception... THIS WHORE