Gardevoir

Last night 4/16 people won, a staggering total! Four more than normal~ Soooo Savage confessed his undying love for Shade. That type of thing seems to happen a lot around here, doesn't it? And then he proceeded to beat Shade with his rain team, after this fourth or fifth attempt? Humilation=Best start to a relationship~ Meanwhile, Amaria and Ika went off into a secret channel to talk... For hours into the night... Oooooh. Suspense~ [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1150.html"]Blez vs. Shelly- Blez talks enough for the both of them~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1154.html"]Luna vs. Nateh- Somewhere, AZKnight is crying, doesn't know why~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1162.html"]Savage vs. Shade- Lovers' Quarrel?[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

Psssst... Can some on tell Geo to start making sense in his posts please? Anyway! 5/12 people won last night, iiiiiiiincluding Bullet (finally)~! Meaning Lin's profile has been unlocked! [img]http://www.pokemonreborn.com/images/intro/Lini.png[/img] [color="#181d1b"]bitch.[/color] Oh, and also all of the Leader Profiles have received an update in the new format, because Ame actually [i]did[/i] something for once in his life! But that's not the fun part. No, sir. How do I say this? Oh, Amaria. Drama everywhere, I love her! [s]...Dramaria?[/s] But it's like this... No, let me do it like this. Here is a list of people who have confirmed or rumoured to like Amaria: [list]Me, because [i]Drama[/i]~ Mashew Ikaru Neku Ame Bullet Roger Tyler Will[/list] But! Here is a list of people who Amaria likes: [list]Ikaru[/list] Yes! It's true! And yet... Here is a list of people who Amaria likes and actually like her back: [list]...[color="#181d1b"]Nothin' to see here folks, move along![/color][/list] Here is a list of people who's heads are exploding because they're caught trying to choose between two people, one whom everyone loves and loves him, and one who everyone hates and hates him: [list]Ikaru![/list] Silly boy~ Featured Battles: [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1137.html"]Amaria vs Tenshi- Super-Serperior! With a bonus confession~[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1138.html"]Terra vs Saya- DITTOYUULOSE[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1142.html"]Amaria vs Will- Deliverance indeed~[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1144.html"]Amaria vs Ikaru- Lovers Quarrell! [/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir~

6/16 people won last night, an improvement by your standards~ Neku got married to both Julia and Mashew, setting up a fun little love triangle~ He also asked Amaria to help with his crush on Florinia, which our water leader was delighted to do. That's three people he's in love with now, if you're counting... Yet this doesn't really beat the new man-whore, [STK]Tyler, who proceeded to hit on Amaria, Shelly (pedoterritory) and Cain (Mash'sterritory), the last one without even knowing Cain was a guy. Although he did continue to hit on him, afterwards... applause! Ikaru and Ice had a falling out, and Ika's mood died for the evening. He incited the worry of Amaria, and now it's rumored that he likes her now! Don't be silly everyone, he clearly loves [s]Ame[/s] [s]Titania[/s] Me! Kiki beat Nateh 6-0, much to everyone's amusement~ [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']This is the 217th time in a row Nateh has lost to Kiki, a remarkable feat considering that the league hasn't even gone that long~[/color] Saya beat Amaria last night, becoming the second person to do so and revealing the dragon leader's name: Lin! Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1121.html"]Julia vs. Domwolf- Why would you ever use a Cheri Berry?[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1124.html"]Thomas vs. Florinia- Florinia+Nottriples=Failure[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1130.html"]Neku vs. Cain- Heehee~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1133.html"]Saya vs. Amaria- Curse fail~[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

Why not you? Riddle me that, Squidman. 4/21 people won last night, a percentage that equals Ame's success with anything~ Shelly's being depressed, but what else is new... Well, new is that she's named some of her pokemon (Volbeat, Yanmega, Urugamosu) after various people in her life. Bugsy, Heather and Cal.... If only there was a Bug/Psychic... What? Given their histories, however, this.. [i]is[/i] a bit concerning. Nevermind that! It seems out new member Roger has already developed a crush on both Julia and Luna. In just one day! Mashew the man-whore would be proud~ However, Florinia's lack of emotion has been explained! [s]She's a robot![/s] She said that she cut out emotions to be more efficient, and so that she didn't have to feel any sort of pain... So... pretty much my first explanation. Meanwhile, Master put Luna's care in the hands of Elias, a move that has [i]no[/i] significance whatsoever~ I mean, suuuure, you could say, or he could say, it's to help try and get them back together, but Luna's creeped out by him, so let's not okay? Okay! Luna feeds me, so let's not creep her out. Good! Finally, Nateh has finally reached Kiki- wait, why is this important? Well! Back, back in the days of old, before we had people like Doc [s](Ah, the good times...)[/s] and back when Kiki was the lowest rank (what?)... Nateh could never ever ever ever ever ever ever beat her. Oops! And looks like that can continue now! Oh. [Insert random Ikaru + Titania gossip here]. Featured: Me XOXO Gossip Gardevoir P.S. Ame, get a job you lazy bum!

No, you're making yourself sound silly. Besides, that was just satire~ 6/19 people won last Friday! ...There are no words... Now given the 19 people, you'd normally expect that this would have taken about 15 hours, given how fast Reborn goes normally, but no. No! Why, you ask? It's really quite simple. The only reason we got through in any sort of decent time is just this- Because there was no drama! At all! (Fairly sure this is because of the absence of both Julia and Titania last night~) But to be honest, that's not exactly fun for me... Also, let's get one thing straight. Master Radomus definitely beat Ice. That totally happened. Shush. And also Ice is definitely not maxed out on badges now. Definitely not. Shush. Though, hypothetically speaking, that would make him the first challenger to do so, and hax or not, wouldn't that technically mean he's better than a certain ex-fanboy of mine? Hm~ Meanwhile, Ame is going to be raging soon because of [s]Every mod abusing their powers[/s] a certain triples glitches that has repeatedly now dramatically changed the outcome of matches by not allowing leaders their turns, but switching around their Pokemon in triples randomly... Inconvenient? Yes! Because it was just that that caused Master to lose to Ice! ...Hypothetically, of course... That's not enough. I need to manufacture drama. Hmm. [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']Would Ikaru being in love with Terra make any sense? Well, whatever. Let's go with that.[/color] IKARU'S IN LOVE WITH TERRA~ Featured Battles: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1087.html"]Neku vs. Florinia- Fear the Bronzong[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1097.html"]Radomus vs. Ice- Nothing to see here, move along~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1103.html"]Florinia vs. Connor- Fear the Leafeon[/url] XOXO Imaginative Gardevoir

5/16 people won last night. While a good hit percentage for a baseball player, that's not that great here~ Ame failed, because he does that. Oh, you want details? I thought just saying Ame + Fail would be enough. Fiiiiiine... See, He read the availability list for Friday, and gave people the option of fighting Florinia. Personally, I don't know why someone would actually [i]want[/i] to fight Florinia, but that's besides the point. The most important thing? Ame failed! This is, however, compounded by the fact that Florinia didn't correct him of this, and in fact [i]came on the server herself[/i] before anyone said anything. Although she did seem to be pretending that she knew all along. Truth, or a clever cover-up? As for what else happened... A lot, actually. Mashew fought Julia, defying all logic. First you're hitting on Amaria, then going back to Julia... it does make for good gossip, though~ Bu! The key here is that Mashew 6-0'd Julia, because Ame didn't send her Mash's right team. Again. Amethyst? Fail? I'm sorry, I can't tell the difference between those two words. Mean while, Shelly's getting worse, talking less and less. If only --Ikaru with Titania-- Ame could learn from her~ Despite the best efforts of the entire server, effectively lead by Hark in counsel that would put most cinematic inspiration speeches to shame, the poor girl continues to withdraw more and more. She [i]says[/i] she's fine, but she's not exactly a great liar~ On the bright-ish side, Ice beat Amaria, so apparently he's the best of everyone here. Woooooooooow~ This means that once one more person defeats her, we'll finally learn the name of number seventeen. ...After how long? Let's see, that's two Ame failures in one day. Falls short of the record (23.7, if you're curious) but not bad nonetheless~ Featured Battles: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1071.html"]Hark vs. Shelly- Hark's a psychiatrist. Who knew?[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1080.html"]Ice vs. Amaria- Derpface sweep![/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1083.html"]Amaria vs. Saya- Speed tie failure~[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

2/11 people won. Is it fair to say that all of you suck? (It is~) Shade and his Shedinja are beating all rain dance teams, because clearly it's impossible to deal one point of damage! ^^ On the other hand, one of the two people who managed a win was Nateh, who beat Blake after receiving the rare un-rage from Cal. Maybe Cal has a soft si- Sorry, couldn't write that without laughing~ Aaand the other? Ice, who Urugamowned Titania, because that's clearly a clever pun~ Worthy of Ame's Offical Seal of BadJoke! As for why Ice didn't just do that the first time? Who knows... Lastly, Amaria made her debut tonight, and Mash immediately started hitting on her. Of course. (He rebounded awful fast from Julia, didn't he?) Ikaru asked Amaria about Titania, because he's definitely trying to [s]stalk[/s] understand her. He must learn something. Namely: STOP TRYING IT'S NEVER GOING TO WORK IKARU YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME ...Phew! Had to get that out of my system~ [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1060.html"]Nateh vs. Blake- Blake hates Sandstorm![/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1061.html"]Amaria vs. Saya- Beginner's luck?[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

No need to state the obvious, Will! Last night, 2/14 people won. Must resist... urge... to laugh at people... for the millionth time... Eh, not worth it. Haha~ A surprising lack of drama happened last night, [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']probably because Titania wasn't there[/color]. In lieu of that, my master did beat Ikaru, who clearly can't figure out battling or dealing with [s]bitches[/s] women~ What is noteworthy, though, is that Shelly is losing her confidence. It's almost as though something was... dare I say... [i]bugging[/i] her? She even implicated that she might stop talking completely (which should probably be a punishment delivered unto Ame... Please?) This development seemed to bother even Geo, which scared me. He has feelings of any kind? Impossible! [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1045.html"]Shelly vs. Neku- DRAMATIC BERRY EATING[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1046.html"]Saya vs. Luna- Double'd Ditto[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1056.html"]Julia vs Batman- Double rainbow all the way across the...battle?[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/1057.html"]Shelly vs. STK Tyler- Hail fail~[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

Congratulations to the 6/17 people who actually did something meaningful last night, including newcomer to the league, Tink, the same who was so uselessly challenging Titania's ideals the other night. Seriously, you may just as well argue with a steel wall- oh, wait. Further applause to Ashley, who at the top of the evening faced off against her own antagonist, the brooding silent Julia (something a few weeks ago we might have thought to be a paradox...) and pulled off a win for Mashew's honor! That honor was shortly thereafter crushed as Julia beat Mashew again, despite him even running sand and mole. Oops~ Mashew, shouldn't you at least be able to sweep an electric team with what might be the most deadly ground type? Shame... Speaking of sand and failing, Cal failed at fighting sand, choosing for some... strange reason to take the sand teams that came on at him, in singles. His inevitable defeat led to both he and his lover storming off in rage. Awwww, how cute. And as for lovers- something... very strange occurred last night... As Rodaku took off for the night, he left a message to be delivered to Terra. The message? "FLEEP" He said that this should be translated as "I love you," and whereas any normal human being should have been throughly lost, it's quite clear that Terra is far from normal (no surpise there) as she... seemed to know instantly what it meant, and was rather shocked at it. Have they made up their own language, or is there a true psychic connection?! Neither. Everyone is just crazy... And finally, at the end of last night, just as Tink qualified his very first league team, Shelly faced off against their friend, ConnEr, who was promptly 6-0'd. In response, he left, bashing his head against various things to his own pain, and Shelly's disturbance. It seems little Shelly couldn't quite take the guilt from the disappointment she cause ConnEr and she, well, somewhat freaked out. The people online succeeded in calming her down a little, so good job with that, and yet she left saying something about Stopping... Stopping what? You can't leave us hanging like that, Shelly? It's too suspnseful! (So good job!) Featured Battles: [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1007.html"]Julia vs Ashley- The Phantom Freezehax[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1009.html"]Julia vs Mashew- Attack of the Moles[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1015.html"]Cain vs Rodaku- Revenge of the Music[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1017.html"]Cal vs Kingo- A New Rage[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1018.html"]Terra vs Ikaru- The Hippowdon Strikes Back[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1021.html"]Shelly vs DragonZ- Return of the Dragon[/url] XOXO Jedi Gardevoir~

What can I say? Sometimes I don't know my own strength~ Congratulations to the 3/10 people who won last night! Congratulations to myself who is renouncing any hope for decent win rates! And congratulations to Reborn for finally breaking 1000 battles! It's been a long and dramatic road for everyone except boring ol' Kiki, so here's to many more battles, badges, and bad puns in the future! The actual 1000th battle is posted below for your viewing pleasure, that being a strong contender in the league, Savage and his rain team, against the ever-ominous Shade! Incidentally, the 1000th battle [i]would[/i] have been Round 3 of Whitney vs Blake, but apparently Ikaru isn't the only one who likes to fall asleep at his keyboard~ And that brings us to the finale of the evening, as Titania [i]once again[/i] took out Ice, and in turn Ikaru. But the twist tonight? She set her supposed knight-in-shining-armor on ignore for the whole evening, not even speaking a word to him once. But did that stop her from flaunting her attitude all over the place? Not at all! Even throughout her battle with Ikaru, she was instead arguing against newcomer to the league, TinkeryIt about much of the same that Ikaru had said to her in the past, and then some... Perhaps this spells competition for Ikaru? Better watch out~ Even so, at the end of the night, just before fleeing, she gave one final spiel to Tink, which within, to the shock and surprise everybody, she referred to Ikaru as a friend! Could it be sarcasm? Irony? Or has the knight's warmth finally melted a hole in the iron rock we call Titania's heart?! Featured Battles: [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/999.html"]Luna vs Kingo- OR, Power Ranger vs Megalon[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1000.html"]Shade vs Savage- The Millenial Battle![/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/1004.html"]Titania vs Ikaru- The Fated Showdown, pt. 2[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

The number last night- 2/16! Mere, meek, and measly, all of you! Though to note, they [i]were[/i] both against the new kid Cain... And I'm going to stop right there, because I don't even want to remember, think about, much less, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhE632UeaX8"]haunt you all with the Special Track Cain played for Mashew in their battle.[/url] No! I would never do such a terrible thing! ^^ Meanwhile, guess who was right about the new trap in town and Blake?! But when I said that a rivalry between Whitney and Blake would arise I was just a little bit understating... After Whitney's second loss last night, it turned out that Saya and Whitney turned on each other! Whitney even went so far as to flat-out call Saya his "enemy," too which Saya took the low blow and, addressing Whitney as Trap Girl! And even more, having finally defeated Julia, Nateh took up arms against Blake, the same Shandera in hand that Uxie murderer him with, and still managed to lose! Prompting even Saya's own "son" to turn against her! ...It's so much fun! ....Ahem, but. Saving the best for last, of course... My Master! He, naturally, crushed his challengers last night, and looked stunning doing it! Even so, there was some... discussion... afterwards about myself and the butler Elias, and I would like to clear one thing up, and one thing now! Just as Radomus said, I may have hypnotized him before in self-defense... He [i]did[/i] try to kidnap me, what was I supposed to do?! ...But it's been his choice not to wake up. And just as Radomus said, we're simply allowing him to stay with us until he finally can wake up and return to his own life. Of course he doesn't even know he has a previous life now- if we were to send him off, that would just be cruel. And it's not like we can wake him up ourselves... So really... We're doing him a favor! That's right! So no more blaming us, right? Right. Glad we go that cleared up! And it [i]so isn't my fault![/i] Featured Battle: [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/992.html"]Shelly vs TinkeryIt- Scizor cuts through![/url] XOXO Innocent Gardevoir

Apparently my doing anything isn't even necessary... My paparazzi has it covered. Well done, truly!

Muin, I think you mean the fuel that keeps [i]me[/i] going. And Oh... ...My goodness. Maybe last night didn't seem all that exciting to you all, but luckily for the ignorant, Gardevoir has gone behind the scenes to find out the truth of what's going on, and there was- Oh, so much to talk about! Where to start? Well. 8/19 people managed a win last night, which I guess I can live with. Better than normal, but guys, really, it's not that difficult- unless you're fighting Master, in which case, well, nice knowing you! Among those wins were a couple notable victories. Firstly, was Nateh, finally triumphing after a grand total of eight battles against Julia. Have to give him credit for perseverance, but can't say much else... Other than congratulations for [i]finally[/i] beating the lowest ranked leader! No! Really! Fantastic! On the subject of everybody's favorite superball (you can thank Titania for that title of Julia's, boys and girls!) she has become almost as much of a magnet for drama as I am for attention! Last night, she clearly expressed her intent to do away with Titania, who betrayed her in telling Mashew the truth about how Julia just never really liked him in the first place, only having been with him out of pity. And for that Mashew, my heart goes out to you. I am truly, truly sorry, and also, I told you so~ But yes, Julia is out for bloody revenge on Ikaru's alleged princess! And on that note, Titania is holding Amaria [i]just[/i] outside of your grasp, managing again to beat Ice, but! But, I say! Now that Ikaru is finally AWAKE and up to her level, he and his Iron Maiden faced off for the very first time last night.... You can see how that turned out below. Of course, that showdown didn't happen before Ikaru practically ragequit the server after Saya pounded him into emotional submission with haunting memories of Friday's Epic Failure, in hopes of selfishly securing the last spot for who else, but her questionably illegitimate husband Blake! "Questionably illegitimate? Why what ever do you mean, o beautiful Garevoir?" You ask Well, my friends, fans and followers, it seems that our dear moderator Saya Monoke is actually sorta kinda maybe still questionably possibly in what miiiight be a relationship of some kind with.... The Gym Leader Whitney! Now for those of you whom this strikes as odd being two girls- or maybe you're okay with that sort of thing- it doesn't really matter, because contrary to the cutesy attitude, pink color and deceptive name- I have the following to say about our Gym Leader Whitney: [img]http://www.pokemonreborn.com/trap.png[/img] And not Ame for once, either! And so, it was revealed that Saya has been basically cheating on him with Blake. Good going Saya! Needless to say when it came Whitney's turn to fight Blake last night, you could cut the tension in the air with a knife! But in the end, Blake beat out Whitney in what could possibly be the start of a new rivalry! Of course, shortly after that, Blake himself was crushed in a two-turn 6-0 victory that proved one thing and one thing only- Blake can't hold a candle to Shandera. His challenger for this match though? None other than Saya, the two-timing lovergirl herself! Just after the battle, she pulled a teary emotional, not quite idealistic confession... And to which Blake channeled in reply none other than Hans Solo: "I know." Can you [i]get[/i] any more arrogant? Then again, compared to half of the people here, it's- W-what? You're accusing ME of being arrogant? W-Why I never! And last but certainly not least- my favorite part... The other love confessions! They're all over the place, really! To start, it was confirmed that our gender-ambiguous friend, Rodaku has taken over Geo's old position of hitting on Terra! And Geo. Oh Geo. Geo, Geo, Geo. You say I still have nothing on you? Well, okay, if you say so... [quote](23:19) Geo: So your feeling good!*tackles* (23:20) [Reborn]Julia: Ninjadodge! (23:20) Geo: ^^ (23:20) Geo: Im just glad to have you back. (23:22) [Reborn]Julia: Pshawwww I never went anywhere (23:23) Geo: I know but the other week was......... (23:23) [Reborn]Julia: We don't talk about the other week. (23:23) [Reborn]Julia: It never happened. (23:23) [Reborn]Julia: Ever. (23:23) Geo: YAY!!! (23:32) Geo: *kisses you on your cheek and give you coffee* YAY!!!! (23:32) [Reborn]Julia: nomcoffee (23:32) Geo: Im sorry I ran from you .... (23:33) [Reborn]Julia: It's kayyyy. (23:35) Geo: *blushes but tries to hid it by looking up* thnx for....forgiving me.[/quote] Looks to me like sooooomebody is gettin' their flirt on with Julia~ Watch out Mashew! He'll steal your womens! Oh. But wait. What's this? [quote](23:47) Geo: pssssssssst I has a crush on Florinia[/quote] Make up your mind Geo! First Terra, then Luna, now these two? And we said Mashew was the whore... ^^ Featured Battles! [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/964.html"]Julia vs Nateh- The Endless Eight comes to a close![/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/966.html"]Shelly vs Muin- They're so cute, all of them![/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/974.html"]Julia vs Gostly- Yanmega's Last Stand[/url] [url="http://www.pokemonreborn.com/logs/976.html"]Titania vs Ikaru- The Fated Showdown, Pt. 1[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

Beating Master and I in the X-League. Obviously~

I wonder... Would my fans like to know what I look like behind the veil...?

My favorite? Amethyst. But don't tell, he doesn't know I'm just using him~

So Ame is slow and nothing new has happened! Fantastic news post, Amethyst! Really! Props!

4/19 people won. I take back anything positive I've ever said about everyone. Except for me, of course~ Titania came onto the server Friday, and proceeded to tell Mash that he did everything wrong. [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']We kinda knew that already~[/color] Lan apparently loves Titania. But she's Ika's, so don't get your hopes up~ And Ame's hanging around, and instead of actually doing something, he says: [quote]+AmethystStorm: I like to watch.[/quote] From this quote, we can deduce that Ame is ineffective and enjoys drama... [s]or that he's a pedophile[/s]. And Titania beat Ice. 6-0. Okay, I don't want to cross Titania in a dark alley if she's angry (so... any time, really~) Ika didn't show up, because apparently whatever he was doing was more important than server chat. Get your priorities straight! Real life comes second! Knight found out that he didn't see Luna yesterday, so he raged. Personally, I'd be more upset at Doc's fail commentary~ And now Mash is acting like Florinia and Kiki combined. Personally, I think you should have taken lessons from me. Everyone knows that I'm the most psychologically stable leader!~ Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/944.html"]N8 vs. Florinia- "N8: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/949.html"]Cain vs. Mashew- Dat Dragonforce[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/952.html"]Geo vs. Cain- Explosion fail~[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

4/15 people won today. I wasn't going to make fun, but: [quote name='Ikaru' post='8987' date='Jan 6 2011, 11:55 PM']Four wins. Gardevoir, you have my permission to laugh at us.[/quote] Ha ha~ More flipping out by Heather, which is completely justified: Geo said that he has no way of bringing her father back. Geo, there's something called tact. Apparently you don't have it~ [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']And don't accuse me of not having tact! I MAKE MY OWN RULES![/color] Nateh's lucky-charmness got dispelled today, because [s]Cal fails[/s] Rain beats Sun. Wait, that sounds familiar. Who said that? [quote name='Gardevoir' post='8911' date='Jan 5 2011, 04:04 PM']Water(and/or Rain) + Cal + semi-competent-opponent= Cal fail![/quote] Oh yeaaaaah~ And Snow's Sableye trolled some more. Poor Cain, no one deserves to deal with that. Well... maybe a certain other Gardevoir~ Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/932.html"]Snow vs. Cain- Dat Sableye[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/938.html"]Cain vs. Dragonz- Dat Sun[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

6/11 people won. I am proud. Well... kinda~ Couple interesting things happened, like Ice beating Mr. Oafking, in a battle that was unbelievably boring. You'd think that Ice+Blake would be a good match-up, because of... obvious reasons... but noooooooo. Guess he was too distracted by Saya's presence~ Ikaru beat Kiki last night, proving, once and for all, Psychic > Fighting. So good for him. Just remember, Ika: don't try to be better than me with Psychic types. Never gonna happen. Kay? Kay. Wanna-be Ms. Oafking, meanwhile, beat Heather in one of the better matches of the night, who then proceeded to lose to Savage and went [u]flying[/u] into a rage tantrum, demanding that Savage be disqualified for carrying a move that didn't make a difference in the long run. And then she got kicked. People with the power to kick here do it often, don't they? Rise up, ye petty Reborners! Rise up for your rights! [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']It'll make great highlights![/color] Oh, and Doc Penguin got up the first commentary video. AND IT DIDN'T STAR ME! I DEMAND SCREEN TIME! Preferably with a less awkward narrator~ Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/922.html"]Saya vs. Heather- Heather glitches, Saya wins![/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

5/18 people won. Just... no. You don't deserve my highlights. Not after that. [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']Nothing much happened anyway, just Whitney being the first one to defeat Hardy. Guess it wasn't so [u]hard[/u] after all!... Actually, just no. I can't do Ame puns. They hurt my dignity~ Oh, and Kiki loomkilled Ika. Seriously, Ika? You have no priority moves? No chesto or lum berries? No sleep talk? Also, what was with Cal triumphing over rain and water teams? It's basics! Water(and/or Rain) + Cal + semi-competent-opponent= Cal fail! (Although Nateh is apparently a bowl of Lucky Charms, giving his strange luckiness/magical deliciousness to Cal of all people~) This is the kind of stuff that gets you all to a 5/18 record![/color] (Pay no attention to the spoiler~) Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/900.html"]Cal vs. Grymm- Cal + Rain= ...Cal win?[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/905.html"]Hardy vs. Kingo- Hardy + Trick Room= ...Hardy win, duh~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/914.html"]Shelly vs. Blez- Just... no.[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

So you don't mind if I tell everyone about how you've been hitting on Florinia~? Oh, or maybe I should tell Florinia herself! There's an idea... You know, I think there's even a word for that. The proper terminology would be... lolGeo.

[quote name='Ikaru' post='8843' date='Jan 4 2011, 10:11 PM']And who's to blame, I wonder...[/quote] It's funny how unobservant people can be, really!

4/17 people won today, showing that Reborn has reached a new level of failure~ First up, it's confirmed that the old El we all knew and didn't love is officially gone, as when AZKnight confronted Elias, he said quite confidently that Luna and El didn't exist... [color="#151515"]I really did a good job on him, didn't I?[/color] But that aside, Ikaru did finally beat Elias, if because of total moveset failure on the latter's part... I'll get into that in a minute. But he did come back later and destroy Whitney with an Inconsistent Slaking. There's some lame pun that I could find there, but I won't bother. I'm not Ame~ Snow did a ridiculously amazing job of stalling Julia with a Sableye, but it wasn't enough. Speaking of Julia, she and Mash had a little fight, ending with him kicking her (and failing epically in his subsequent league battle) and her quitting... again~ If she un-quits again, she and Mash will be the perfect couple: both will have quit and come back over and over and over! Hark declared his undying love for Blake, much to the annoyance of Saya, who kicked him instantly... Saya must be opposed to homosexuality~ Ame, I get the sense that you really can't hire good people to be mods. First you had Doc/Penguin, then you have the kick-happy Saya and Mash! What's next, you hiring n8? Wait, that happened? ...Anyone else agree that Ame should not control... anything ever again? Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/882.html"]Ikaru vs. Elias- Elias, the only person in the universe that doesn't have Aura Sphere on a Togekiss~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/885.html"]Julia vs. Snow- Do yourself a favor, skip turns 15-70. You'll thank me later~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/890.html"]Elias vs. Kingo- Ditto, the new troll pokemon~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/882.html"]Shelly. vs. Hark- Do yourself a favor, skip turns 24-33. You'll thank me later... again![/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir

3/15 people won last night. Everyone was clearly too distracted by the[i] draaaama [/i]to, you know, battle well~ As an aside, I'm finally glad for some drama. Too much of that battling stuff... ^^ So, Julia blackmailed Titania into coming on the server, but the bitch got her revenge: she went on Ame's computer and kicked her. Far be it for me to condone mean and vengeful behavior... oh, who am I kidding, that's kinda all I do around here! Well done! [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']The jury's still out on which one of them truly has the "emotional maturity of a superball"~[/color] There was much talk on honesty, liars, Ika's [s]lack of[/s] spine, hot wings, popcorn, and nachos. Wait, am I reading this correctly? You people. [s] Ice cream is the REAL drama food~[/s] I think it boils down to this: [quote]+Ikaru: I refuse to believe that you can't be helped. [Reborn]Titania: And I refuse to believe that I can.[/quote] Ika, [s]YOU HAVE MODSHIP JUST KICK HER[/s] [s]Keep doing what you're doing, at least we'll get drama out of it~[/s] just do whatever you want. Just don't be dumb. I can trust that you're not dumb, because you're not named Blez or Doro... [s]or Ame[/s] Featured: [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/868.html"]Cain vs. DJSummers- KABOOM![/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/870.html"]Heather vs. Grymm- Heather's officially scary~[/url] [url="http://pokemonreborn.com/logs/876.html"]Heather vs. Savage- Check that. NOW, Heather's officially scary~[/url] XOXO Gossip Gardevoir