Bullet

haaaaaaaaaaaaaai Saw <33333

It does good for about 10 seconds before it's canceled I wish I didnt' fail

She noticed that you hate her I wish for a boat

you have terrible screechy music, and lots of it I wish for money

l o l w u t

you're a fish on ame's stove. being burnt like everything else on his stove. I wish for a box

I'll judge

uuuuugh weirdest battle ever vs. Ramrod [spoiler] Battle between RAMROD UHHH and Tenshi started! Tier: OverUsed Rule: Unrated Rule: Sleep Clause Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Species Clause Rule: Self-KO Clause Tenshi sent out Breloom! RAMROD UHHH sent out Tyranitar! The foe's Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! Tenshi: good luck Start of turn 1 The foe's Tyranitar used Superpower! Breloom lost 189 HP! (72% of its health) The foe's Tyranitar's Attack fell! The foe's Tyranitar's Defense fell! Breloom used Bullet Seed! It's super effective! A critical hit! The foe's Tyranitar lost 100% of its health! The foe's Tyranitar fainted! Hit 1 times! Breloom is hurt by its Life Orb! The sandstorm rages! Breloom is buffeted by the sandstorm! RAMROD UHHH sent out Garchomp! Start of turn 2 Breloom used Mach Punch! The foe's Garchomp lost 43% of its health! Breloom is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Garchomp used Substitute! The foe's Garchomp made a substitute! The sandstorm rages! Breloom is buffeted by the sandstorm! Breloom fainted! Tenshi sent out Look@MyDick! (Gliscor) Start of turn 3 The foe's Garchomp used Swords Dance! The foe's Garchomp's Attack sharply rose! Look@MyDick used Earthquake! The foe's Garchomp's substitute faded! The sandstorm rages! Look@MyDick's Toxic Orb activated! Look@MyDick was poisoned! Start of turn 4 The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! Look@MyDick lost 210 HP! (62% of its health) Look@MyDick used Fling! Look@MyDick flung its Toxic Orb! The attack of Look@MyDick missed! The sandstorm rages! Look@MyDick restored HP using its Poison Heal! Start of turn 5 Look@MyDick used Protect! Look@MyDick protected itself! The foe's Garchomp used Substitute! The foe's Garchomp made a substitute! The sandstorm rages! Look@MyDick restored HP using its Poison Heal! Start of turn 6 The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! Look@MyDick lost 211 HP! (62% of its health) Look@MyDick fainted! The sandstorm rages! Tenshi: ...ah shit Tenshi sent out Latios! Start of turn 7 Latios used Surf! The foe's Garchomp's substitute faded! The foe's Garchomp used Dragon Claw! It's super effective! Latios lost 301 HP! (100% of its health) Latios fainted! The sandstorm rages! Tenshi sent out BS! (Terrakion) Tenshi: ...oh crap wrong item Start of turn 8 BS used Earthquake! The foe's Garchomp avoided the attack! The foe's Garchomp used Earthquake! It's super effective! BS lost 323 HP! (100% of its health) BS fainted! The sandstorm rages! Tenshi: ....eeek Tenshi sent out Chandelure! Start of turn 9 Chandelure used Flamethrower! It's not very effective... The foe's Garchomp lost 6% of its health! The foe's Garchomp fainted! The sandstorm rages! Chandelure is buffeted by the sandstorm! RAMROD UHHH sent out Randorosu! (Landorus) Start of turn 10 Chandelure used Flamethrower! The foe's Randorosu lost 82% of its health! The foe's Randorosu used Swords Dance! The foe's Randorosu's Attack sharply rose! The sandstorm rages! Chandelure is buffeted by the sandstorm! Start of turn 11 Chandelure used Flamethrower! The foe's Randorosu lost 17% of its health! The foe's Randorosu fainted! The sandstorm rages! Chandelure is buffeted by the sandstorm! RAMROD UHHH sent out Jellicent! Start of turn 12 Tenshi called Chandelure back! Tenshi sent out Gang Green! (Tyranitar) The foe's Jellicent used Scald! It's super effective! Gang Green lost 104 HP! (25% of its health) The sandstorm rages! The foe's Jellicent is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Jellicent restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 13 The foe's Jellicent used Will-O-Wisp! The attack of the foe's Jellicent missed! Gang Green used Crunch! It's super effective! The foe's Jellicent lost 100% of its health! The foe's Jellicent fainted! The sandstorm rages! RAMROD UHHH sent out Chandelure! Start of turn 14 The foe's Chandelure used Energy Ball! It's super effective! Gang Green lost 162 HP! (40% of its health) Gang Green used Crunch! It's super effective! A critical hit! The foe's Chandelure lost 100% of its health! The foe's Chandelure fainted! The sandstorm rages! RAMROD UHHH sent out Forretress! Start of turn 15 Gang Green used Crunch! It's not very effective... The foe's Forretress lost 25% of its health! The foe's Forretress used Volt Switch! Gang Green lost 22 HP! (5% of its health) The sandstorm rages! The foe's Forretress restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 16 Gang Green used Crunch! It's not very effective... A critical hit! The foe's Forretress lost 47% of its health! The foe's Forretress used Volt Switch! Gang Green lost 24 HP! (5% of its health) The sandstorm rages! The foe's Forretress restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 17 Gang Green used Crunch! It's not very effective... The foe's Forretress lost 23% of its health! The foe's Forretress used Volt Switch! Gang Green lost 24 HP! (5% of its health) The sandstorm rages! The foe's Forretress restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 18 Gang Green used Crunch! It's not very effective... The foe's Forretress lost 21% of its health! The foe's Forretress fainted! Tenshi won the battle! RAMROD UHHH: KILL EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE Tenshi: gg O___________O Tenshi: weirdest Tenshi: battle Tenshi: ever RAMROD UHHH: yeah [/spoiler] This was actually our third battle; in the first my Chandelure had the wrong Hidden Power type(loldark) so we agreed to restart. In battle two, his Garchomp was missing a few moves, so restart again. In this battle, well, the log speaks for itself.

I pick Allan kthxbai

Ame's a good artist.... [s]TryCainXMashnext?[/s]

You get the world, 10 seconds before it gets blown up by Geo terrorists

....what is this I don't even- I've seen odd stuff on Reborn(Blake in underwear o_e) but I think this takes the cake.... [s]It [i]does[/i] explain why Ikaru doesn't have any of his tentacles left...[/s]

Well, Saya's refused to battle me, and I haven't seen Ice active at all, or Ramrod at all. >.<

[quote name='Makusho98' timestamp='1309502749' post='17135'] Well, I was actually waiting for a thread like this. Thanks N8! Porygon-Z @ Choice scarf Trait: Adaptibility EVs: 4 Defence / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd -Atk ) - Tri Attack - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt - Mimic Your Standard Porygon-Z sweeper in the Lead, Honestly, I don't really think Porygon-Z is useful in this team, I just wanted a Fast and Powerful sweep too start the battle off, and so, Porygon-Z came to mind. Mimic is just a filler. If you can recommend any replacements for a new lead, that would be appreciated. [color="#00BFFF"]Mimic is a terrible move. I advise you replace is with Trick.[/color] Blaziken @ Air Balloon Trait: Speed Boost EVs: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd Adamant Nature ( +Atk, -Sp.Atk) - Hone Claws - Hi Jump Kick - Blaze Kick - Stone Edge Everyones favorite Chicken Man! I start the battle off with Hone claws then spam Blaze kick and Hi-Jump Kick, Blaziken is EXTREMELY useful in this team. I was originally using a Typhlosion in this spot but decided he didn't really cut it. ( Sorry Typhlosion! D: ) [color="#00BFFF"]Exactly like my Blaziken lol. Looks fine.[/color] Garchomp @ Choice Band Trait: Rough Skin EVs: 4 HP , 252 Atk, 252 Speed Adamant Nature ( +Atk, -Sp.Atk) - Outrage - Earthquake - Rockslide - Fire Fang Garchomp. What else is needed to say? He is just my revenge killer, and for when I need to kill other pesky Pokemon. Weavile was originally in this slot, but his frailness got on my nerves. XD [color="#00BFFF"]If you're using Choice Band, you do not, abosolutely do not want to use Adamant. Getting outpsed by Landorus, base Speed 100s, etc. is not something Chomp wants. Stick with a Jolly nature.[/color] Serperior @ Wise Glasses Trait: Contrary EVs: 252 Sp.Atk, 4 Sp. Def, 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd -Atk ) - Leaf Storm - Taunt - Giga Drain - HP Ice What happens when you have an epic Snake with the Contrary Ability AND Leafstorm? Hax. Nuff said. Leaf Storm is used too abuse Contrary aswell as a nice STAB move, Taunt is for well. Obvious stuff. Giga Drain for when Serperior is low on Health and HP Ice for Coverage. XD [color="#00BFFF"]Wise Glasses is simply a bad item. If you want power, use Life Orb, oherwise use Leftovers.[/color] Lucario @ Life Orb Trait: Inner Focus EVs: 4 HP, 252 Sp. Atk, 252 Spd Modest Nature (+ Sp.Atk, - Atk ) - Nasty Plot - Aura Sphere - Vacuum Wave - Dark Pulse The Star of my team. Standard Standard Standard. Nasty plot, then sweep with Aura Sphere [color="#00BFFF"]Since you're using Nasty Plot, Timid is generally a better nature.[/color] Rotom-W @ Leftovers Trait: Levitate EVs: 252 HP, 168, Def, 88 Sp. Def Bold Nature (+ Def, - Atk ) - Hydro Pump - Thunderbolt -Pain Split - Will-O-Wisp My Bulky water, the closest I could get too a wall. Hydro pump for STAB, Thunderbolt STAB, Pain split for healing, and Will-O-Wisp for burning. [color="#00BFFF"]Looks fine.[/color] Welp, that is my team, Blaziken, Serperior and Rotom are all part of the F/G/W ( Fire, Grass, Water ) Synergy, so if you are gonna replace them, please find a replace of the same type as them. Please note that this is actually one of the first team I've ever built, so please don't beat TOO harsh. XD [/quote] fyi, this thread's been here since last October, it merely got necro'd by Ikaru lol comments in [color="#00BFFF"]blue[/color]

It does. You don't have a 3ds anymore though, and you never will I wish Gengar got Nasty Plot

*shrug* Fire is a pretty big pain, but I doubt anything short of monofire is really going to just tear through me; Stealth Rock is a huge part in the anti-fire campaign, as is pert sa you said. Conkeldurr is also quite a help, as Mach Punch can tear down frail fire types(generally the ones that have a chance to sweep me) and Special Defense can help it take a hit. I do notice a rather iffy Volcarona weakness when I remove the Pert though :/ At least I won't really be using this team much >> <<

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Boooooooooooooooored So this is a "retired" team of mine, cuz well, I really don't feel like telling everyone 3000 words or so about the one of the two stall teams that I'm currently using, and I'm sure no one wants to go through a sand RMT. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/260.png[/img] Sukauto (Swampert) (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Torrent EVs: 236 HP / 80 Def / 192 SDef Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Earthquake - Yawn - Stealth Rock - Waterfall Ok, I admit I concocted this team in the young days of Gen 5, before I was completely convinced Swampert is a bad idea. To be honest, it's not [i]that[/i] obsolete on this team. Yawn is quite the ingenious moev for Swampert, forcing switches and scouting out their team(lol at my Swampert name) is quite valuable. Then there's the fact that you have Stealth Rock... Do the EVs look weird? Well they are. Engineered to always survive Scarfed Chandelure's Energy Ball from full health; this team is more meant for a Chandelure-free metagame... except the slight problem that it uses a Chandelure itself.Eh, smart play is really the only way to circumvent Chandelure decimating you. But it's not particulary hard. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/609.png[/img] Sogeki-hei (Chandelure) (M) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Shadow Tag EVs: 4 Def/ 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk) - Shadow Ball - Overheat - Energy Ball - Hidden Power [Ice] I said this team had a Chandelure, here it is. It's nothing to write home about, just standard. Overheat+Modest brings up quite a bit of power, HP Ice is still the best "filler" move for Scarfed Chandelure in my opinion, though with the Gliscor infestation, it can hardly be called filler anymore. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/649.png[/img] lolDennis (Genesect) @ Leftovers Trait: Download EVs: 20 HP / 236 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Bug Buzz - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt/Flamethrower - Substitute Originally a Skymin, but we all figured out how fair that was in OU. Anyways, Scarf is undoubtedly the most popular Genesect set by far, making this a nice surprise. I personally found that Thunderbolt is the best option for the slashed option, as this team has little trouble with Ferrothorn. But if you want, you can try it out. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/534.png[/img] Chikusho (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Guts EVs: 196 HP / 60 Atk / 252 SDef Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Bulk Up - Drain Punch - Payback - Mach Punch I don't know how other people build their Conkeldurrs, but this is my "bread and butter" Conkeldurr. To be honest, it's not particulary well matched up against enemy Conkeldurrs, but that's OK. Conkeldurr just loves bulky waters, who can potentially burn him with Scald and give him a delicious boost. Coincidentally, the team isn't particulary fond of bulky waters. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/385.png[/img] Ansatu-sha (Jirachi) @ Leftovers Trait: Serene Grace EVs: 108 HP / 148 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Fire Punch - Zen Headbutt - Thunder Wave - Iron Head Is it a Haxrachi? Certainyl. Maximum speed is great for foes you cannot Thunder Wave, and for a last ditch Thunder Wave before you die. Zen Headbutt is a great complement to Iron Head for Jirachi, though I admit the poor accuracy is annoying. Finally, Fire Punch is pretty much mandatory on physical Jirachis, as Ferrothorn is too much of a pain to ignore. [img]http://floatzel.net/pokemon/black-white/sprites/images/back/shiny/212.png[/img] Karitori-ki (Scizor) (M) @ Choice Band Trait: Technician EVs: 232 HP / 252 Atk / 24 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - U-turn - Bullet Punch - Superpower - Pursuit Classic Choice Band Scizor, problem? 24 speed evs is what I find a good number, as most Scizors I see run 8-16 Speed EVs, giving me an edge. Of course, now that I've said that, i need to pick a higher number for my CB Scizors in the future. It's a standard moveset, though I must stress the importance of Pursuit. For all of the times Chandelure comes in and uses a non-fire move to kill a Pokemon, I can punish it and get it out of my hair with Pursuit. Choiced Latios are another good target for Pursuit, given your Steel typing. Beware of Hidden Power Fire however. Well, that's it. I'll maybe have a threat list when I have moar time.

Aight, reviewing/rating/whatevering Ikaru's team. Anyways, right away I spot Scizor's EVs. Please don't try running max speed Scizor. Ever, on any set. Seriously, it's pretty pointless. A couple of speed EVs are enough, the rest should be going into HP. Well, that's assuming Life Orb Scizor set. To be honest, it's not particulary effective. You might want to try the Special Defensive Scizor set. I don't have EVs on hand, but experience says it works amazingly. Though to be honest, the looks of your team suggests a Choice Banded Scizor would work better. The Scizor/Chandelure psuedo-core is much better if you have U-Turn to keep up the momentum. Next, Chandelure isn't particulary effective anyways. Yeah, so you have Sciozr lure in a fire attack, then switch to Chandelure and... Well, common fire types? Blaziken will just use the Speed boost it picked up on your switch-in turn and demolish you with Stone Edge or Shadow Claw(assuming your opponent is not a Protect-happy fool). Volcarona simply uses you as set up bait unless you've either severely dented it earlier(yeah, lack of Stealth Rock isn't helping your cause) or you get multiple Sp Def drops. I don't recommend trying it. Darmanitan, I sure hope Darmanitan users aren't silly enough to blindly use Flare Blitz on a healthy Scizor in the early game, instead, they tend to U-Turn. Of course, not all Darmanitan users are good players... Either way, Calm Mind is a bad idea. And if you'll allow me to say, I would daresay Shadow Tag Chandelure, not neccessarily scarfed, would be better for your team. Then there's the fact that I can see you getting swept by a Bulky Dragon Dancer(read as Dragonite, potentially Gyarados) too easily. Any Dragonite with ESpeed can cruise right through your Kitty, besides that you have... uhhhh.... Bullet Punch? Hope you got some good damage in already. Yeah, you don't really have a great chance against most late game sweepers. You can Mach Punch Dory and... get swept by everything else if you don't happen to have a counter alive? The main problem is that your team style is hyper offense with no true walls, except it can hardly be called hyper offense because it's simply not aggresive enough. A good stall team can simply sit around letting you switch back and forth accumulating entry hazards damage. Your best real stallbreaker is breloom(see why Shadow Tag Chandelure is good?) but Breloom isn't particulary devastating to a well constructed team, and lack of Swords Dance easily prevents you from getting anything going. Yeah, Stone Edge isn't really useful for anything other than miracle predictions. Not to mention we all know about accuracy issues. Then, there's Kyurem. Why aren't you running max speed? Any built to be fast Pokemon should be running max speed, because the "outspeed specific Pokemon" notion is plain silly. If you're not going 252, you can outspeed this Pokemon and then get outsped by another Kyurem? If you need to tinker with HP for Stealth Rock, then simply lowering the HP IV is much better, so as to not sacrifice precious speed EVs. Course, using Mence avoids the issue entirely, but I'm not particulary convinced about the effectiveness of a bulky Salamence, and using only Flamethrower is a true attacking move, a good player can catch on quickly and simply send in guys that ordinarily are OHKOed by Mence to just roll right over you. Peace out.

*clicks "Reply" button* Aha!

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