Jessadactyl

I am dead serious, I have never gotten one since they were introduced.

And, I can watch my friend get one like once a day.

I have literally had more shinies than critical captures.

I've never gotten one either, to my knowledge. I had to Google what they were, and I don't remember my Pokeballs ever doing anything like that. Then again, X is the only game I've played since they were introduced, and I didn't play it much after beating it.