Yo, this is all too much to read. 
 
Can some do a quick summary or something. You know, what all these new abilities do and all this stuff you're arguing about... 
 
 
I was pretty disappointed in the roster before, but looking at the current reveals, I think there's some hope. 
 
 
 
-That ground/dark crocodile thing. That shows promise. It's gonna evolve into a badass, i just know it! 
 
-kibago, that tusked dragon. Looks a bit like a dinosaur. I really want to see where they go with it. Wait, it has rivalry and mold breaker? Very nice. Mold breaker suggests it's from a fossil and is indeed a dinosaur pokemon. 
 
-gigaiasu- the evil version of the regi series? I like it. 
 
-mamanbou- looks like a new evo for luvdisc. Not my style or anything, but I like and welcome it. 
 
-moguryu- the mole pokemon. Not bad. kinda digging the blue stripes in there, and the evo looks good to me. 
 
-desukan- the sarcophogus one. I can really only see it as being spiritomb's evo.  
 
-Basurao- that green magikarp thing. I predict that it will evolve into godzilla. not something that looks like godzilla (like feraligatr), but godzilla. I mean, look at that green coloring, and the shape of those fins! xD No really though, I want it to evolve into some kind of dragon, or at least a shark, the way carvannah did. This will for sure find it's way onto my team.  
 
 
 
*Honorable Mentions* 
 
-victini- for the fire/ghost typing. we don't need more rodents filling up the ranks of pokemon. really we don't. the big glassy blue eyes suggests a cave dweller. wtf does victory star do? 
 
-wooguru- looks cool, typing sucks.  
 
-shimama- looks good. it does. it fits with pokemon. but too many electric pokemon. although most of those suck... 
 
-mamepato- not sure why, but it ain't bad. gives me the same warm and fuzzy feeling pidgey does. 
 
-musharna- another psychic tapir thing. with a hindu-indian sound to the name. I'm down with that. It's still pink and purple and kinda formless.  
 
-the otter's final evo- looks like dialga, but covered with cloister-shell armor. Why does it have walrus mustaches? 
 
 
 
*The WTF?! Category* 
 
-the flaming pig thing- it's a flaming pig. and then it looks like a retarded magmortar wannabe.  
 
-munna- the purple-flower tatooed fetus pokemon. It looks like one of those magnified pictures of flea, but pink. 
 
-hihidaruma- a lot like the flaming pig thing, but this time it's just a furrball with gorilla arms. like they're trying to be counterparts to the abominable snowman, the way iceman and the human torch are counterparts. Also, what does Encourage do? 
 
-gochiruzeru- the gothic bitch pokemon, complete with terrible fashion sense.  
 
-koromori- the furball bat thing that get points for being psychic and flying, but goes into debt for being a fly hairball with that thing in the center that sometimes looks like an eye, and sometimes looks like a nose/snout. lacks originality without being something worth copying. 
 
-yanappu- enough with the damn apes. I hate the ugly monkeyball lookalike apes. Leave me and my primeape alone. 
 
-emonga- another electric rodent, and really, 15 rodents too many, like that chinchilla thing. pokemon is officially trying way too hard to be cute. 
 
-darumakka- I presume this to be the pre-evo for that fiery furball with gorilla arms. in the fuzzy picture, it looks like a bushy red-bearded face with 3 yellow buck teeth sticking out. the beard-face pokemon. 
 
-miruhoggu- the angry chipmunk pokemon, this guy looks really angry or really baked. it's an angry/drugged up relative of sentret. wash, rinse, repeat.