EggtasticTaco Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 This is the funniest Nuzlocke I've ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Godamnit motivation meter is slowly rising Am I going to have to get off my lazy ass yeah probably just returned from internetless holiday and mostly done with X and Y I'll get back to this soon enough hopefully EDIT: On the weekdays it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Elliot Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Why dont you record it with camtasia, post on youtube then post the videos here? I'd watch, you seem funny :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 Why dont you record it with camtasia, post on youtube then post the videos here? I'd watch, you seem funny :] 1: I don't make videos 2. I don't wanna make videos 3. I've never heard of camtasia I just use the VBA's screenshot function to take the pictures; I then upload them onto a hosting website, then copy paste them here and add the weird commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Videos would be better since you can make commentary all the time and probably longer, lets call em "Chapters", but if you dont want its ok, i will still read it since you re pretty funny, i was just suggesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 I screwed up Picked up the nuzlocke back after months (1 MONTH IS PLURAL OKAY) and what do I do lose half the captured images The VBA has this thing where it overwrites images taken previously with the newer ones if you play at seperate times, so instead I must consult google images to tell you what happened: Here's an image of where we arrived previously; One Island! We traveled to Two Island and Three Island for this short trip! Jeez I wonder how she managed to get lost with a name like that and that basically sums up the events on two island disclaimer I don't have touhoumon ALL OVER THREE ISLAND we killed all of them pretty quickly because Donnel is unstoppable beast Then we found Lostelle and beat the creepy hypno that was stalking her: Then we took her back to her daddy and he gave us a moon stone then we returned to CINNABAR THE END OF THE POINTLESS SIDEQUEST so then we went to viridian city and saw da gym Nobody knew who the leader was even though he runs their lives, there were pokemon whippers and bad guys and then we went through a puzzle and got to him HE TURNED OUT TO BE GIOVANNI AND THAT'S WHERE MY IMAGES LEFT OFF SO YEEHAW TIME while doing this I uploaded this set of images twice perhaps I thought it would fill up the lost images and fulfill your desires BUT I FAILED SO HERE You have bad hideout decoration taste, as per usual. You're literally just standing on a wooden board it doesn't make you look threatening at all Glory? What glory? Giovanni logic: >Needs to hide out somewhere >Decides to become gym leader >Gym leaders are paramount to challenging Pokémon League >Conclusion Giovanni will be challenged by tons of aspiring trainers in his hideout In other words YOU'RE HIDING RIGHT WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU A HIDEOUT IS A PLACE WHERE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN If you're Kanto's greatest trainer then it has some damn low standards Yay I'm underleveled Oh wait look at me not giving any fucks Dugtrio, on the other hand, has 3 fucks to give. Lel nice try loser Nobody takes Neptune's surface temperature to the face and lives. Eat blizzard mothafucka Oh shit this is pretty much mini-"groudon vs kyogre" Kyogre opens by dunking Groudon's shit Groudon tries to scumbag his Drought effect He did a bad and then died As we all know Kyogre is the superior race TIME FOR HIS FINAL POK- Really A level 50 Rhyhorn Yeah so threatening amirite Giosuckki. I'm pretty sure Blaine and Sabrina gave me more trouble than you did. Y'know, the ones who I swept away completely? Department of redundancy has it's headquarters based in Kanto clearly The fact that a badge with this power is owned by you is truly amusing YES EARTHQUAKE THANK YOU YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "An accurate representation of what will most likely be the rest of this nuzlocke" Thank you to whoever drew this I give you full copyright And barely 5 meters away from you, too! Shocking! NEXT TIME WE GO AND KILL EVERYTHING ELSE WITHOUT SCREEN CAPTURE FLIPPING ME OFF BONUS CLIP COURTESY OF ROORULESTHEWORLD.COM: the terror will soon begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Elliot Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 FINALLY! *reads* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 The real hassle is copy pasting images the "humour" is really just the first thing that comes to mind WELCOME BACK TO- just kidding we never prepared a surprise party this nuzlocke is now on hold indefinetely ok just kidding NOW WE VENTURE INTO THE FINAL ROUTE OF THE GAME it's a bore I swear to god you turdpile I am done with you Considering that you're my posterior I would've assumed you were up to date on this knowledge Well I dunno maybe I kinda NEED them to challenge the elite four did that ever cross your mind man I am on a roll with these snarky remarks CAM ONNNNNNN He even looks like a butt with that pose Bring it asswipe ok MyBut may be slightly more troublesome than previously- nevermind I'll be glad to die knowing that my keister is a Giovanni wannabe Oh shit not this matchup again ffffffffffukkkk double fwack YOU FOOL I AM THE REAL LIZARD WIZARD confirmed Gee, I wonder how this'll turn out. Nice one there. NOW FOR THE KEEPING OF SLEEP POWDER TO COME TO IT'S FRUITION WE NOW USE THE MOST PHILOSOPHICAL MOVE IN POKÉMON HISTORY DREAM EATER I mean think about all the brain mind dream shenanigan discussions As demonstrated. Farewell. Sorry I thought I saw a Growlithe there for a second must've been seeing things I'm actually kinda worried about this matchup OH SHIT ...wow, that was kinda redundant I mean I know that sp. atk is supposed to be crap but Donny can use that thing effortlessly Thank you. oh it appears I want to learn detect- FUCK FUCK NO NO SHIT SHIT (did I mention that sounds like an alternate narration for a boxing routine) detect is ultimate hipster destroyed my life oh well brick break has 10 less power but destroys screens that might be helpful if I'm stupid and dillusionary enough are you really qualified to make that statement May I never see thee again, gluteus maximus. ...I'm noting that one down. why does the world hate me Well it's about time Y'know it was pretty cool in 5th gen where every gym type had it's super cool room thingy but I see how it works here fine blah blah blah May I mention that this beach river lake in the midst of this forest is highly illogical and out of place dem artificials the irony. Neat find! OK ENOUGH OF THAT BORING STUFF I CAN'T STUFF HORRIBLE HUMOUR IN THERE LET'S GET ON THE ROAD ...I remember when victory road music was grandiose. It was everywhere but in kanto Oh hey You'll be my backup! Not that these guys are gonna go down anytime soon- ? Don't ask what I was thinking Why is there a switch he- well I wasn't aware that victory road was technologically boulder powered man gadgetry these days Queue the stock quotes. Basically all you need to know about that match. Donnel kicks ass. You know as well as I do the fate of anyone who says something among those lines ummmmmmmmm QUICK PICK Do I regret my decision Yes. Yeah this was probably the better option fite me SCREW TYPE COVERAGE Why hello there. Man, Neptune is making Victory Road his stuffed pet. Oh, the power of science! ~3rd Gen NPC If you guys are so inquisitive about my pokemon life then why are you lot here aren't you supposed to like, be challenging the elite four too how the hell did you get the 8th badge while that gym wasn't open what is logic hi Nintendo We all know how it ends anyways These guys are probably trial robots fuck these wilds well that didn't help not one bit why your kind of all people I think there's a reason Nintendo ditched your kind next gen and then I killed a Mr. Mime and picked up some ITEM THAT I FORGOT TO PICTURE THIS PLACE IS TOO LONG NEXT TIME WE CLEAN UP HOUSE HERE FUSH OUT now if you excuse me I'm going to have to suspend this nuzlocke indefi- oh fuck it I'm not using that joke again *insert witty filler* while I'm at it someone can insert a doge meme over that non-existent Growlithe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 This episode took a long time to release even though it's pretty short wow I'm good at this to be fair I just wanted to finish victory road so I could start doing some grinding and prepare for the final battles which would all be in one big part but of course that's just an excuse to be a lazy fuck Welcome back to sassy comebacks delivering more blows below the belt since sarcasm Found this gem on the floor! Seriously, who drops this stuff? ...ah. Now I can see why. MORE BOULDERS N' STUFF The indigo plateau must be running wires down this place for this shit to operate Those were correct ya scared BEGONE PEST Man, Wanderous is actually doing really good. I'm pretty sure most normal trainers could do that. A belief rebutted by the millions of bullies inhabiting this world Cmon' is that it Where's the fully evolved guys n' stuff WRONG DEFENSE BRO Are you two doing a super twin zen with telepathy How cute. Oh please, don't patronize yourself so much. That's my job. RUNNING OUT OF SUPPLIES GODAMNIT Gee, this guy thinks he's Gandalf now. YOU ARE FOOLISH TO DEFY THE POWER OF DREAM EATER Oh hey a hole let's do what any normal and logical person would do and fall down it ohwait GETTIN' TIRED OF YOUR SHIT ENCOUNTERS oh I'm back here again I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS GODAMNIT Oh shit they look important they MUST be tough because they're in a pair- ... wait but the champion is a singular noun you can't win that as a pair I don't think you can add the word "cool" to couples. It doesn't mesh like that. ...well, they sucked. #philosophicallifequestions REALLY YAY MOVE IT LOSER GODAMNIT WILD ENCOUNTERS "to the elite four" my ass goshfuckingdarnitugggggh ABOUT TIME >:I yeah okay cool speech- wait what well okay only rocks take offense to middle fingers these days sorry :I Can I just punch the actual elite four in the face? I'm much better at that than battling. FINALLY WE APPROACH THIS NUZLOCKE'S FINAL DESTINATION oh but wait first we have a quick redundant maze not very a-maze-ing if you catch my drift much grand very league very meme oh hey you're here too But I still gotta grind n' shit gimme a few years OKAY FIRST WE MAKE SOME PREPERATIONS I told you this guy would come in handy Double Edge more like Double Plebs replaced with something much better. NEXT TIME I GRIND A FUCKTON OFFSCREEN AND UPLOAD THE NEXT PART IN LIKE AN ETERNITY BONUS LOOT I randomly took a pick of me grinding make of it what you will but I will say that that Marowak is boned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted December 1, 2013 Author Share Posted December 1, 2013 Just a disclaimer the only reason why it's taking so long right now is because the grinding here is really friggin annoying and hard and that makes me unmotivated so you'll have to all wait a while longer here's a comic I drew as an apology: (click it to stretch it out so it's legible) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Keep at it Roo! This has been hilarious from the get-go and I hope you gt to finishing it c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Things to blame for not finishing grinding yet: A: Bravely Default B: Dissidia Duodecim C: Golbats are fucking dickheads I'm gonna get this grinding finished by Christmas, and I'll try to upload the final part before new years. If I don't wrap this up it's gonna haunt my resume when I get a job later on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroznmn Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 May jaywalker rest in peace forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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