The year is 20XX. Everyone plays MK or Fox at TAS levels of perfection...

[ShadeStrider 392]

Because of this, the winner of a match is based solely on port priority. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels do to it being the only remaining factor to decide Matches.

Humanity has reached it's pinnacle. The low tier peasants are living in poverty.

It seems nothing can stop it. Those warriors that have come before us, those who tried to take on 20XX, using their Bayonettas, Clouds, Pikachus, Snakes, Marths, Sheiks, and Diddy Kongs have fallen.

There is no counter to Fox or Meta Knight. In Becoming Fox's Equal, Meta Knight became half of 20XX itself.

Your efforts to main King K. Rool or Ridley are Futile, as they fail to matchup to Fox or Meta Knight, the only competitively viable characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.

Try as you might, 20XX is coming. Or maybe... It's already here.

[Seal 109]

But I want to main K. Rool :' ( <---- fukkin emojis making me use a space between my sad face.

[IntSys 106]

Not sure if memeposting in Gaming General is allowed but:

 

We wait eagerly for our savior, Skilled Roy. A Skilled Roy can beat any Fox.

[ShadeStrider 392]

28 minutes ago, IntSys said:

Not sure if memeposting in Gaming General is allowed but:

 

We wait eagerly for our savior, Skilled Roy. A Skilled Roy can beat any Fox.

Pretty sure it's legal. I read the guidelines, and it has to do with Smash so....

 

A Skilled Roy can beat any fox, it's true. But can a skilled Roy take on Meta Knight and win?

[Lorisaur 72]

Don't you feel the power? Soon everything will be corrupted... including YOU

 

Everyone will fall to the power of phazon, darkness, soul-devouring abilities and a normal roll. 

 

The 20XX veterans and the one other one who tried to imitate them but failed (Bayonetta) will all try to take on her, but will miserally fail

 

Numbers will not help

Tactics will not help

Friends will not help

Nothing beats pure, unbrindled power

 

Everyone will fall to Dark Samus