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Help me! My spleen has fallen! And it can't get up!

...Ahahaha...

Anyways.
I seem to be missing an AmethystStorm. I can't find him anywhere. I'm starting to think I accidentally flushed him down the toilet, or something.
I'm offering an award of $2 for anyone who can impersonate or find him for me. Cuz now I haven't anyone to love, until I get AmethystStorm back...

I'm sad, because I can't find him... And I love him so much...

But if he did flush down the toilet, I don't want him back. He'll be all gross. Just... Wash him for me. He likes warm water with all sorts of bubbles in it. He likes to eat the bubbles; That's probably why he has some sort of learning disability: DOWNSYNDROME.

His favourite food is food from dumpsters. I found him in the trash, so once a trashpup, always a trashpup.

And he really likes cats for some reason... I don't know what it is... Maybe it's because they're SO much more prettier than dogs... Ugh. Dogs... So gross.

Anyways. Thanks for finding him, if you can.

REWARD: $2
NOT $20, NOT $200, NOT $200,000 [color="#FF0000"]JUST $2.[/color]
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Poor Miss Kitty,
Life sucks when you are seperated from the ones we love.
I'm currently apart from my girl. TT^TT
It makes me super sad...
I dont know Ame well enough to impersonate him, so I can supply my empathy, free of charge
You should do what I do when I'm sad
I stop being sad and start being awesome. True Story
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reminds me of a dream i had once. I accidently flushed a kitten down a toilet somehow and I was so wracked with remorse I up and joined whatever program they have to turn people into priests. yeah. like running to a convent to become a nun, but the [s]mael[/s] male version of that.
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