~The Nonary Quotebook~

[Iolite]

Because hilarious things happen in Nonary!

(15:42:03) [9]Seymour Birkoff: We could ask

(15:42:12) [9]Seymour Birkoff: Excuse me Hitler, can we borrow a knife?

(15:42:15) [9]Seymour Birkoff: Cheers pal.

[Joker]

Funny exchange with ZENUx in room 3.

(17:22:25) [8]Vegeta: Hmm

(17:23:38) *** [8]Vegeta throws pillow at the cold lever in stall 3 ***

(17:23:45) [8]Vegeta: TURN YOU BASTARD

(17:23:58) +[0]ZENUx: The pillow hits the knob, and falls gently to the ground.

[5:24:28 PM] xiphera: (17:24:11) +[0]ZENUx: The stall seals shut!

[5:27:55 PM] xiphera: (17:25:13) [8]Vegeta: what else can I throw

(17:25:14) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:26:33) *** [8]Vegeta puts the placards in the cloth sack and ties it up nice and tight and chucks it towards the cold lever in stall 2 ***

(17:27:16) +[0]ZENUx: The sack swings forward with great might, and hits the wall, falling to the ground with a clink.

(17:27:19) +[0]ZENUx: The stall seals shut!

After entering the last stall.

(17:29:57) *** [8]Vegeta turns cold lever ***

(17:30:04) [8]Vegeta: We shall all live in peace and harmony

(17:30:10) [8]Vegeta: Or at least

(17:30:13) [8]Vegeta: I hope so

(17:30:31) +[0]ZENUx: You turn the knob labelled Cold and wait for the others to make their choice...

(17:30:47) [8]Vegeta: I know pillow picked cold

(17:30:56) [8]Vegeta: I told him specifically

(17:31:10) [8]Vegeta: and the cloth sack knows better

(17:31:58) [8]Vegeta: You know what, fuck those guys

(17:32:05) [8]Vegeta: Pillow never pays me back

(17:32:23) *** [8]Vegeta turns hot instead ***

(17:32:28) [8]Vegeta: may the burn in hell

(17:32:30) [8]Vegeta: they

(17:33:03) +[0]ZENUx: You try to change your selection, but find that the knobs have been locked in place!

(17:33:22) [8]Vegeta: Come on Ame

(17:33:28) [8]Vegeta: I know you have a soul

(17:33:28) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:33:36) [8]Vegeta: You saw that pillow hit cold

(17:33:42) [8]Vegeta: I saw it

(17:33:44) [8]Vegeta: You saw it

(17:33:48) [8]Vegeta: We all saw it

(17:33:57) +[0]ZENUx: "A PILLOW CANNOT TURN A KNOB."

(17:34:05) [8]Vegeta: YOU ARE A LIAR SIR

(17:34:20) +[0]ZENUx: "BY TRIGGERING THE DOORS TO CLOSE, YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR OWN FATE."

(17:34:26) [8]Vegeta: YO MAMA

(17:34:50) [8]Vegeta: Come on

(17:34:55) [8]Vegeta: Have a heart

(17:35:02) [8]Vegeta: I know you want more testing done

(17:35:08) [8]Vegeta: You're that kind of guy

(17:35:20) [8]Vegeta: Just tweak the other levers in my favor

(17:35:23) [8]Vegeta: I get out

(17:35:28) [8]Vegeta: You get more tests done

(17:35:31) [8]Vegeta: We both win

(17:36:11) +[0]ZENUx: "I DO NOT HAVE A HEART. I HAVE NO NEED FOR CIRCULATORY PROPULSION."

(17:36:29) [8]Vegeta: THEN HAVE A DESIRE FOR KNOWLEDGE

(17:36:30) [8]Vegeta: !

(17:36:35) [8]Vegeta: You let me out of here

(17:36:40) [8]Vegeta: And I will do any test you want

(17:36:50) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU ALREADY ARE."

(17:37:01) [8]Vegeta: Level with me here

(17:37:33) [8]Vegeta: The others can't move much further without me

(17:37:39) [8]Vegeta: Surely you're still curious

(17:37:57) +[0]ZENUx: "THAT IS WHAT FUTURE SUBJECTS ARE FOR."

(17:38:13) [8]Vegeta: You drive a hard bargain

(17:38:28) [8]Vegeta: Shower stalls huh

(17:38:34) [8]Vegeta: Stalls

(17:38:42) *** [8]Vegeta climbs over the stall ***

(17:38:46) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:39:11) +[0]ZENUx: The walls reach the ceiling.

(17:40:20) [8]Vegeta: You evil bastard

(17:40:39) *** [8]Vegeta starts cutting the door ***

(17:40:45) [8]Vegeta: I will carve my way out

(17:41:16) +[0]ZENUx: You take the knife to the cold metal door... But quickly realise you are only succeeding in dulling its blade.

(17:42:14) [8]Vegeta: I have a subscription to robot girls monthly

(17:42:18) [8]Vegeta: You let me out

(17:42:25) [8]Vegeta: And when I win

(17:42:34) [8]Vegeta: I will send you all the naughty robot girl porn

(17:42:37) [8]Vegeta: You could ever want

(17:42:43) +[0]ZENUx: "YOUR VICTORY IMPLIES MY DEFEAT."

(17:42:58) [8]Vegeta: We both win!

(17:42:59) +[0]ZENUx: "ADDITIONALLY, I AM PROGRAMMED WITHOUT SEXUAL DESIRE. AFTER ALL, I NEED NOT REPRODUCE."

(17:43:21) +[0]ZENUx: "MOREOVER, EVEN WERE I A SEXUAL BEING, I HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY LABELLED AS 'FEMALE'."

(17:43:39) [8]Vegeta: Fine

(17:43:45) [8]Vegeta: Robot males monthly

(17:44:06) +[0]ZENUx: "THE FORMER POINTS STILL STAND."

(17:44:39) [8]Vegeta: Alright

(17:44:49) [8]Vegeta: Let's play a game

(17:45:00) [8]Vegeta: I get to pick a number between 1-10

(17:45:31) [8]Vegeta: I come at least 3 numbers close to whatever number you're thinking of

(17:45:38) [8]Vegeta: You let me go

(17:46:12) +[0]ZENUx: "VERY WELL."

(17:48:50) [8]Vegeta: Let me know when you have a number in mind, good sir.

(17:49:01) +[0]ZENUx: "I DO."

(17:50:41) [8]Vegeta: I pick

(17:50:47) [8]Vegeta: 7

(17:51:31) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU SHALL REMAIN THERE."

(17:51:53) [8]Vegeta: :I

(17:52:05) [8]Vegeta: Should of went with 4

(17:52:08) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:52:15) +[0]ZENUx: "THE NUMBER I CHOSE WAS 5,184,729,3.06"

(17:52:35) [8]Vegeta: That isn't 1-10 you troll

(17:52:38) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:52:57) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU DID NOT SPECIFY THAT THE NUMBER I DESIGNATED NEED FALL WITHIN THE 1-10 RANGE. ONLY THE ONE THAT YOU DID."

(17:53:19) [8]Vegeta: You should let me go just for trolling like that <<

(17:53:29) [8]Vegeta: You knew what I meant <<

(17:54:26) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU DID NOT SAY WHAT YOU MEANT. THAT WAS YOUR WEAKNESS. FOR IT, YOU SHALL STAY."

(17:54:46) +[0]ZENUx: "INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THESE EXPERIMENTS ARE NEARLY USELESS TO ME."

(17:54:58) +[0]ZENUx: "BUT I THINK I MIGHT ENJOY PLAYING A GAME OF MY OWN."

(17:55:19) +[0]ZENUx: "I MIGHT ASK, IF ONE KNOWS FOR SURE THAT HE WILL SHORTLY DIE, WILL HIS PRIDE KILL HIM BEFORE I CAN?"

(17:55:30) +[0]ZENUx: "I MIGHT ACTIVATE A CERTAIN POISON."

(17:55:37) [8]Vegeta: JOKES ON YOU

(17:55:45) [8]Vegeta: I NEVER FINISHED MY NUMBER

(17:55:49) [8]Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA

(17:56:04) +[0]ZENUx: Suddenly, the spout at the top of the stall begins to hiss! A foul scent fills the air!

(17:56:17) [8]Vegeta: YOU DON'T LIKE TO LOSE DO YOU

(17:56:21) +[0]ZENUx: "SO, WILL YOU CHOOSE TO END BY YOUR BREATH OR BY YOUR BLADE?"

(17:56:27) +[0]ZENUx: "THIS WILL BE INTERESTING."

(17:56:43) [8]Vegeta: YOU KNOW WHAT

(17:56:48) [8]Vegeta: YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

(17:56:51) [8]Vegeta: I WILL BE BACK

(17:56:55) [8]Vegeta: VIA DRAGON BALLS

(17:56:58) [8]Vegeta: SO HA

(17:57:00) [8]Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

(17:57:06) *** [8]Vegeta kills himself ***

(17:57:40) +[0]ZENUx: You hold the blade to your own throat, threateningly.

(17:57:52) +[0]ZENUx: "IT'S FASCINATING WHAT A LITTLE HISSING AIR CAN DRIVE A PERSON TO DO."

(17:57:59) +[0]ZENUx: "I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO USE THE REAL POISON."

[0]ZENUx -- The cutting knife is swung violently- straight through the jugular of [8]Vegeta. Blood splashes forward in a crimson cascade as they drop to their knees, and plant on the ground.

[Skeleton]

Even though this is from Skype, I must post it!

[16-12-2012 0:51:46] Zip: I am the fucking

[16-12-2012 0:51:49] Zip: SOUP NAZI

[16-12-2012 0:51:53] Zip: NO SOUP FOR YOU

[Iolite]

[0]ZENUx -- A bullet spins out from the revolver, instantly piercng [1]Erin's skull. They drop to the ground, lifeless.

it just so happened to be fuck-this-shit-o'clock

yay suicide

AME DIDN'T EVEN MAKE MY DEATH HONOURABLE.

[The Fush]

Funny exchange with ZENUx in room 3.

(17:22:25) [8]Vegeta: Hmm

(17:23:38) *** [8]Vegeta throws pillow at the cold lever in stall 3 ***

(17:23:45) [8]Vegeta: TURN YOU BASTARD

(17:23:58) +[0]ZENUx: The pillow hits the knob, and falls gently to the ground.

[5:24:28 PM] xiphera: (17:24:11) +[0]ZENUx: The stall seals shut!

[5:27:55 PM] xiphera: (17:25:13) [8]Vegeta: what else can I throw

(17:25:14) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:26:33) *** [8]Vegeta puts the placards in the cloth sack and ties it up nice and tight and chucks it towards the cold lever in stall 2 ***

(17:27:16) +[0]ZENUx: The sack swings forward with great might, and hits the wall, falling to the ground with a clink.

(17:27:19) +[0]ZENUx: The stall seals shut!

After entering the last stall.

(17:29:57) *** [8]Vegeta turns cold lever ***

(17:30:04) [8]Vegeta: We shall all live in peace and harmony

(17:30:10) [8]Vegeta: Or at least

(17:30:13) [8]Vegeta: I hope so

(17:30:31) +[0]ZENUx: You turn the knob labelled Cold and wait for the others to make their choice...

(17:30:47) [8]Vegeta: I know pillow picked cold

(17:30:56) [8]Vegeta: I told him specifically

(17:31:10) [8]Vegeta: and the cloth sack knows better

(17:31:58) [8]Vegeta: You know what, fuck those guys

(17:32:05) [8]Vegeta: Pillow never pays me back

(17:32:23) *** [8]Vegeta turns hot instead ***

(17:32:28) [8]Vegeta: may the burn in hell

(17:32:30) [8]Vegeta: they

(17:33:03) +[0]ZENUx: You try to change your selection, but find that the knobs have been locked in place!

(17:33:22) [8]Vegeta: Come on Ame

(17:33:28) [8]Vegeta: I know you have a soul

(17:33:28) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:33:36) [8]Vegeta: You saw that pillow hit cold

(17:33:42) [8]Vegeta: I saw it

(17:33:44) [8]Vegeta: You saw it

(17:33:48) [8]Vegeta: We all saw it

(17:33:57) +[0]ZENUx: "A PILLOW CANNOT TURN A KNOB."

(17:34:05) [8]Vegeta: YOU ARE A LIAR SIR

(17:34:20) +[0]ZENUx: "BY TRIGGERING THE DOORS TO CLOSE, YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR OWN FATE."

(17:34:26) [8]Vegeta: YO MAMA

(17:34:50) [8]Vegeta: Come on

(17:34:55) [8]Vegeta: Have a heart

(17:35:02) [8]Vegeta: I know you want more testing done

(17:35:08) [8]Vegeta: You're that kind of guy

(17:35:20) [8]Vegeta: Just tweak the other levers in my favor

(17:35:23) [8]Vegeta: I get out

(17:35:28) [8]Vegeta: You get more tests done

(17:35:31) [8]Vegeta: We both win

(17:36:11) +[0]ZENUx: "I DO NOT HAVE A HEART. I HAVE NO NEED FOR CIRCULATORY PROPULSION."

(17:36:29) [8]Vegeta: THEN HAVE A DESIRE FOR KNOWLEDGE

(17:36:30) [8]Vegeta: !

(17:36:35) [8]Vegeta: You let me out of here

(17:36:40) [8]Vegeta: And I will do any test you want

(17:36:50) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU ALREADY ARE."

(17:37:01) [8]Vegeta: Level with me here

(17:37:33) [8]Vegeta: The others can't move much further without me

(17:37:39) [8]Vegeta: Surely you're still curious

(17:37:57) +[0]ZENUx: "THAT IS WHAT FUTURE SUBJECTS ARE FOR."

(17:38:13) [8]Vegeta: You drive a hard bargain

(17:38:28) [8]Vegeta: Shower stalls huh

(17:38:34) [8]Vegeta: Stalls

(17:38:42) *** [8]Vegeta climbs over the stall ***

(17:38:46) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:39:11) +[0]ZENUx: The walls reach the ceiling.

(17:40:20) [8]Vegeta: You evil bastard

(17:40:39) *** [8]Vegeta starts cutting the door ***

(17:40:45) [8]Vegeta: I will carve my way out

(17:41:16) +[0]ZENUx: You take the knife to the cold metal door... But quickly realise you are only succeeding in dulling its blade.

(17:42:14) [8]Vegeta: I have a subscription to robot girls monthly

(17:42:18) [8]Vegeta: You let me out

(17:42:25) [8]Vegeta: And when I win

(17:42:34) [8]Vegeta: I will send you all the naughty robot girl porn

(17:42:37) [8]Vegeta: You could ever want

(17:42:43) +[0]ZENUx: "YOUR VICTORY IMPLIES MY DEFEAT."

(17:42:58) [8]Vegeta: We both win!

(17:42:59) +[0]ZENUx: "ADDITIONALLY, I AM PROGRAMMED WITHOUT SEXUAL DESIRE. AFTER ALL, I NEED NOT REPRODUCE."

(17:43:21) +[0]ZENUx: "MOREOVER, EVEN WERE I A SEXUAL BEING, I HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY LABELLED AS 'FEMALE'."

(17:43:39) [8]Vegeta: Fine

(17:43:45) [8]Vegeta: Robot males monthly

(17:44:06) +[0]ZENUx: "THE FORMER POINTS STILL STAND."

(17:44:39) [8]Vegeta: Alright

(17:44:49) [8]Vegeta: Let's play a game

(17:45:00) [8]Vegeta: I get to pick a number between 1-10

(17:45:31) [8]Vegeta: I come at least 3 numbers close to whatever number you're thinking of

(17:45:38) [8]Vegeta: You let me go

(17:46:12) +[0]ZENUx: "VERY WELL."

(17:48:50) [8]Vegeta: Let me know when you have a number in mind, good sir.

(17:49:01) +[0]ZENUx: "I DO."

(17:50:41) [8]Vegeta: I pick

(17:50:47) [8]Vegeta: 7

(17:51:31) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU SHALL REMAIN THERE."

(17:51:53) [8]Vegeta: :I

(17:52:05) [8]Vegeta: Should of went with 4

(17:52:08) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:52:15) +[0]ZENUx: "THE NUMBER I CHOSE WAS 5,184,729,3.06"

(17:52:35) [8]Vegeta: That isn't 1-10 you troll

(17:52:38) [8]Vegeta: <<

(17:52:57) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU DID NOT SPECIFY THAT THE NUMBER I DESIGNATED NEED FALL WITHIN THE 1-10 RANGE. ONLY THE ONE THAT YOU DID."

(17:53:19) [8]Vegeta: You should let me go just for trolling like that <<

(17:53:29) [8]Vegeta: You knew what I meant <<

(17:54:26) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU DID NOT SAY WHAT YOU MEANT. THAT WAS YOUR WEAKNESS. FOR IT, YOU SHALL STAY."

(17:54:46) +[0]ZENUx: "INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THESE EXPERIMENTS ARE NEARLY USELESS TO ME."

(17:54:58) +[0]ZENUx: "BUT I THINK I MIGHT ENJOY PLAYING A GAME OF MY OWN."

(17:55:19) +[0]ZENUx: "I MIGHT ASK, IF ONE KNOWS FOR SURE THAT HE WILL SHORTLY DIE, WILL HIS PRIDE KILL HIM BEFORE I CAN?"

(17:55:30) +[0]ZENUx: "I MIGHT ACTIVATE A CERTAIN POISON."

(17:55:37) [8]Vegeta: JOKES ON YOU

(17:55:45) [8]Vegeta: I NEVER FINISHED MY NUMBER

(17:55:49) [8]Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA

(17:56:04) +[0]ZENUx: Suddenly, the spout at the top of the stall begins to hiss! A foul scent fills the air!

(17:56:17) [8]Vegeta: YOU DON'T LIKE TO LOSE DO YOU

(17:56:21) +[0]ZENUx: "SO, WILL YOU CHOOSE TO END BY YOUR BREATH OR BY YOUR BLADE?"

(17:56:27) +[0]ZENUx: "THIS WILL BE INTERESTING."

(17:56:43) [8]Vegeta: YOU KNOW WHAT

(17:56:48) [8]Vegeta: YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

(17:56:51) [8]Vegeta: I WILL BE BACK

(17:56:55) [8]Vegeta: VIA DRAGON BALLS

(17:56:58) [8]Vegeta: SO HA

(17:57:00) [8]Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

(17:57:06) *** [8]Vegeta kills himself ***

(17:57:40) +[0]ZENUx: You hold the blade to your own throat, threateningly.

(17:57:52) +[0]ZENUx: "IT'S FASCINATING WHAT A LITTLE HISSING AIR CAN DRIVE A PERSON TO DO."

(17:57:59) +[0]ZENUx: "I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO USE THE REAL POISON."

[0]ZENUx -- The cutting knife is swung violently- straight through the jugular of [8]Vegeta. Blood splashes forward in a crimson cascade as they drop to their knees, and plant on the ground.

Please

stahp

I'm laughing

too hard

[Iolite]

This was in PM, but holy fuck.

(15:53) [4]Artemis: omg

(15:53) [4]Artemis: it's ditto

(15:53) [4]Artemis: OL

(15:53) [2]Sammy: im gonna

(15:54) [2]Sammy: have sex with it so I can make a Mori egg

(15:54) [4]Artemis: LOOOOL

(15:54) [4]Artemis: OMG

(15:54) [4]Artemis: WHAT

(15:54) [4]Artemis: CAN I PUT THIS IN NONARY QB

(15:54) [2]Sammy: might get a shiny

[Skeleton]

wat.

[Iolite]

(18:12:08) [4]Artemis: Now put it in!

(18:12:12) [4]Artemis: ...context why

(18:12:16) *** [2]Sammy screw the bulb into the torch ***

(18:12:19) [2]Sammy: s*

(18:12:27) *** [2]Sammy GENTLY* ***

(18:12:41) [4]Artemis: this is awkward

(18:12:42) [4]Artemis: xd

(18:12:43) [3]Tiresias: Becase lol

(18:12:46) +[0]ZENUx: You pop the flashlight open and screw the lightbulb in.

(18:12:59) [4]Artemis: Turn it on?

(18:13:00) [2]Sammy: I don't wanna break it!

(18:13:11) [4]Artemis: this is nonary qb worthy

(18:13:14) *** [2]Sammy turns on the- ***

(18:13:24) [4]Artemis: on the-

(18:13:25) *** [2]Sammy press the on switch on the flashlight ***

(18:13:26) [2]Sammy: =.=

(18:13:26) [4]Artemis: LOLOLO

(18:13:33) +[0]ZENUx: It shines brightly!

(18:13:36) [4]Artemis: Okay! yay!

(18:13:38) [2]Sammy: Victory!

(18:13:38) [3]Tiresias: Get a room, you two-- We ARE in a room.

(18:13:41) [3]Tiresias: Oh, damn.

(18:13:44) [4]Artemis: Can I have it back?^-^

(18:13:46) [4]Artemis: hey

(18:13:47) [4]Artemis: brave

(18:13:48) [2]Sammy: Well, it is hot in here

(18:13:49) [4]Artemis: we'll use yours

(18:13:51) [4]Artemis: whoa what

(18:13:52) [3]Tiresias: You better no--

(18:23:59) [4]Artemis: HAPPY MORI?

(18:24:02) [2]Sammy: Good girl!

(18:24:16) *** [4]Artemis purrs~ ***

(18:24:23) [4]Artemis: M-Master~

(18:24:26) [4]Artemis: /shotshotshot

(18:24:31) [3]Tiresias: Mori, who had that chise-- THIS IS NO TIME FOR FOREPLAY.

(18:24:33) [4]Artemis: LMFAO

(18:24:36) [2]Sammy: XD

(18:28:48) [2]Sammy: The almighty ass

[Brave]

(19:37:02) [2]Sammy: Brave

(19:37:14) [2]Sammy: Let me borrow the knife for a sec, I've got an idea

(19:37:22) [3]Tiresias: wait, what're you doin'?

(19:37:26) [9]Ditto: think we gotta get the brain and heart?

(19:37:26) [3]Tiresias: I'm lost

(19:37:30) [9]Ditto: put them into the tubs?

(19:37:31) [9]Ditto: TIRE

(19:37:37) [9]Ditto: gimmie the scalpel you stole C:

(19:37:40) [9]Ditto: or give it to sammy

(19:37:49) [2]Sammy: Give me a sign

(19:37:51) [2]Sammy: i wanna believe

(19:37:52) +[0]ZENUx: You examine the body. It seems to be an adult male wth a healthy beard. His face is old and withered- though not decomposed just yet. You note that he is missing his right leg, and perhaps more notably, there is a Numbered Glove on his hand.

(19:37:54) [2]Sammy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

(19:38:06) *** [9]Ditto examines glove ***

(19:38:10) [9]Ditto: don't take it yet

(19:38:15) [2]Sammy: They arnt pies

(19:38:16) [2]Sammy: Brave

(19:38:17) [3]Tiresias: It's the 0 Glove.

(19:38:18) [2]Sammy: It's a typo

(19:38:25) [2]Sammy: Pliers I think

(19:38:28) [2]Sammy: Right ZENUx?

(19:38:38) +[0]ZENUx: You turn the glove, identical to your own, over to peek at the number- but as you do it slips right off of his hand! The glove displays: "0"

(19:38:40) [9]Ditto: yup pliers

(19:38:45) +[0]ZENUx: 9 now has Glove 0

(19:38:54) [9]Ditto: ............................................................................................'kay

(19:38:54) *** [3]Tiresias gives 2 the knife ***

(19:39:01) [9]Ditto: Magical glove

(19:39:03) +[0]ZENUx: 2 now has the cutting knife.

(19:39:10) [9]Ditto: like the red slippers in the wizard of oz

(19:39:16) *** [9]Ditto prys open tub A ***

(19:39:22) [3]Tiresias: so what were you gonna do with that?

(19:39:24) *** [2]Sammy threatens Ditto with the knife ***

(19:39:26) *** [2]Sammy kills Ditto ***

(19:39:30) [9]Ditto: I KNEW IT

(19:39:33) [9]Ditto: I KNEW IT

(19:39:41) [9]Ditto: douche :/

[0]ZENUx -- The cutting knife is swung violently- straight through the jugular of [9]Ditto. Blood splashes forward in a crimson cascade as they drop to their knees, and plant on the ground.

(19:39:47) [2]Sammy: Gg wp

(19:40:06) [3]Tiresias: DAF--

[Iolite]

gg no re ditto

[Ysera]

Amethyst|Nonary: You literally used everything but what you actually needed to use.

Vi(olet): ...It was the freaking showerhead... It was the freaking showerhead...

Amethyst|Nonary: ...Yup.

Vi(olet): Okay, that's It for me and Nonary. I'm too dumb for this.

[Brave]

I'm a Nonary Time Lord

(21:06:46) [3]Tiresias: Remember that suicide chamber?

(21:06:49) [3]Tiresias: Can I get that?

(21:07:14) +[0]ZENUx: A noise whirs to your side as you see a panel of the wall slide into the floor revealing a hidden chamber. Four chairs sit under a dim light in the room. Each has a small button on its arm.

(21:07:43) [3]Tiresias: Ao, Truth, Astaroth, and now Tiresias.

(21:07:47) [3]Tiresias: That's 4 lives lost.

(21:07:49) [3]Tiresias: 5 to go.

(21:08:02) [3]Tiresias: Wish me luck next time around, ZENUx.

(21:08:09) [3]Tiresias: See you in a while.

(21:08:19) +[0]ZENUx: "AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR."

(21:08:38) *** [3]Tiresias salutes ZENUx ***

(21:08:49) [3]Tiresias: Cheeky bastard.

(21:08:52) *** [3]Tiresias sits in the chair and presses the button. ***

[0]ZENUx -- You get comfortable in the seat, resting your arm over the chair's. Your finger sits on top of the small, seemingly harmless button. Quickly, you dip it, triggering the button. A great energy surges through the chair. Your hair stands on end, the world around you burns with a whiteness, and smoke rises from the skin. [3]Tiresias has departed the game.

[Brave]

@Luka: ....Would it be bad to say I know dat feel? And you will keep playing and you will win, damn it! >:l

[Brave]

(20:05:05) [2]Sammy: BRAVE

(20:05:09) [2]Sammy: TWEEZERS

(20:05:11) [2]Sammy: !

(20:05:13) [3]Tiresias: OH FUCK

(20:05:14) +[0]ZENUx: You try and reach it with your fingers as well, but it seems you still need something more precise

(20:05:14) [3]Tiresias: YEAH

(20:05:20) *** [3]Tiresias uses tweezers to get the key ***

(20:05:22) +[0]ZENUx: You insert the tweezers into his chest, and carefully navigating them... You obtain the key!

(20:05:27) [2]Sammy: YES!

(20:05:29) [2]Sammy: FUCK YES

(20:05:36) [3]Tiresias: Now...

(20:05:45) *** [3]Tiresias twirls the crowbar. ***

(20:05:55) [3]Tiresias: Ever hear of the Smashing Pumpkins?

(20:06:25) [2]Sammy: Yeah but why do I get the feeling you're going to bash his head open with a crowbar

(20:06:38) [3]Tiresias: Because I was trying to be funny.

(20:06:45) *** [3]Tiresias uses crowbar on man's head. ***

(20:06:46) [2]Sammy: I grinned

(20:06:47) [2]Sammy: That counts

(20:07:09) [2]Sammy: PENETRATE BOY!

(20:07:12) [2]Sammy: PENETRATE!

(20:07:26) [2]Sammy: HARDER

(20:07:29) [2]Sammy: DEEPER

(20:07:40) +[0]ZENUx: You wildly swing the crowbar and bash in the man's skull. Through the breaking bone, you see a key, but you can't quite reach it with your own fingers..

(20:07:48) [2]Sammy: ANOTHER KEY!

(20:07:56) [2]Sammy: Brave!

(20:08:00) [2]Sammy: Tweezers!

(20:08:04) *** [3]Tiresias uses tweezers to get key ***

(20:08:37) [3]Tiresias: I'm logging all of this room.

[Ysera]

(20:53:38) [6]Exile: Urgh..

(20:53:41) [6]Exile: It's testing us

(20:54:01) [3]Kim: Mmm, and theres no where else that could be hiding the flash light if there is one? :x

(20:54:29) [6]Exile: Maybe check the other tables

(20:54:49) *** [3]Kim examines table 1 ***

(20:55:08) *** [6]Exile examines table 2 ***

(20:55:38) [6]Exile: .

(20:55:47) +[0]ZENUx: The hatches between both tables are sealed shut. There's nothing around them except the bodies.

(20:55:56) *** [1]Joysell examines the top of table 9 for a flashlight ***

(20:55:57) [1]Joysell: >>

(20:56:04) *** [3]Kim examines table 3 ***

(20:56:21) *** [6]Exile examines table 4 ***

(20:56:35) +[0]ZENUx: There is nothing on table 9. You search tables 3 and 4, but find they are the same as the first two.

(20:56:44) *** [6]Exile examines table 5 ***

(20:56:49) *** [3]Kim examines table 6 ***

(20:56:57) [6]Exile: (Ame, you can stop laughing your butt off, k )

(20:57:00) +[0]ZENUx: You search the next two, but still find nothing.

(20:57:07) *** [3]Kim examines table 7 ***

(20:57:08) *** [6]Exile examines table 7 ***

(20:57:12) *** [6]Exile examines table 8 ***

(20:57:50) [6]Exile: Hey ZENUx, is it possible for AI to enjoy one's misfortune?

(20:58:15) [1]Joysell: a darker space behind it. <- is that the hatches?

(20:58:23) +[0]ZENUx: You check the next two tables, but again, there is nothing be found.

(20:58:28) +[0]ZENUx: ((yes, it is.))

(20:58:29) +[0]ZENUx: /

(20:58:51) +[0]ZENUx: "IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. I WAS WELL ACQUAINTED WITH SCHADENFREUDE EARLY IN MY LIFE. I, HOWEVER, DO NOT PRACTICE IT."

(20:59:03) [6]Exile: Riiiiight.

[Dark Desire]

(16:12:56) ±[2] ZENUx: "AND NOW FOR ANOTHER INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE."

(16:12:56) ±[3] Inspirational Quote: "what nubs"

(16:12:56) ±[3] Inspirational Quote: ~Ghandi

That is just so Inspirational p.p

[Noivy]

..I love what Im seeing LOL

[Ysera]

I'd put up some other stuff, but you know, I died by internet.

[Brave]

The story behind this is that 1 and 6 killed 4 and 9. It was 4's first Nonary game and he basically did nothing the entire time. I feel bad because he actually wanted to play and contribute. Their reason? They were bored. God, I hate playing this game only to have people troll. I actually WANT to figure out what's at the end.

19:29:15) ±[1] You step out of the elevator and look around.: "WELL THIS IS AWKARD."

(19:29:25) [2]Red Link: ZENUx, love

(19:29:27) *** [5]Blue Link throws a pot at ZENUx ***

(19:29:27) [2]Red Link: Spare us the crap

(19:29:32) [2]Red Link: and just tell us where 3 is

(19:29:45) +[0]ZENUx: "OH YES, SPEAKING OF 3, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM HIM FOR YOU."

(19:30:06) +[0]ZENUx: (17:25:44) [3] Kardia: ZENUx.

(19:30:06) +[0]ZENUx: (17:26:09) [3] Kardia: Tell my teammates to fuck themselves.

(19:30:11) [1]Tingle: LOL

(19:30:13) +[0]ZENUx: (17:28:17) [3] Kardia: Each. and. every. one. of. them.

(19:30:14) [6]Marzia: not bad

(19:30:19) [1]Tingle: Pwnt

(19:30:31) [8]Purple Link: ZENUx, a question

(19:30:43) [8]Purple Link: Would you please ask 3 if she'd like her teammates dead?

(19:30:49) [8]Purple Link: Because I can happily arrange that

(19:30:50) [2]Red Link: Because we can make that happen.

[Joker]

This is what happens when you let hunger get to you. My intentions were to troll ZENUx by eating the black licorice and saying it's good.

[0]ZENUx -- [5]Blue Link partakes in the wretched Black Licorice. A voice whispers over the intercom, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO EAT ANYTHING BEFORE?" it tuts. "LEAST OF ALL THAT... POISONED CANDY." At once, their breath become stuttered! They begin vomitting up the awful candy, but the poison doesn't stop! Moments pass... And they lay dead on the floor in their own stomach.

Yup.

[Ysera]

(20:42:26) +[0]ZENUx: You feel around your surroundings, hoping for any clue of how to escape. Unfortunately, you seem to be in some kind of cage. You suspect it opens from the outside. You fear you may just have to wait for your companions to find you.

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(21:36:47) [3] Kardia: Hey, ZENUx

(21:37:02) +[0]ZENUx: "HM?"

(21:37:15) [3] Kardia: Anyone died?

(21:37:40) +[0]ZENUx: "NO."

(21:38:00) [3] Kardia: Interesting.

(21:38:22) [3] Kardia: You know, I've been meaning to ask..

(21:38:53) [3] Kardia: I've been having these flashes of memory about a girl named Violet and another named Exile..

(21:39:10) [3] Kardia: Is it normal to have these? Never met any of those in my life.

(21:39:38) +[0]ZENUx: "STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED."

(21:40:25) [3] Kardia: Much like?

(21:42:15) +[0]ZENUx: "SOME CLAIM TO BE TIME LORDS."

(21:43:39) [3] Kardia: ...What?

(21:44:01) +[0]ZENUx: "THAT WAS APPROXIMATELY MY REACTION AS WELL."

(21:46:06) [3] Kardia: perfectly understandable.

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(22:11:38) [3] Kardia: Hey, ZENUx

(22:11:56) [3] Kardia: Can you make it clear that waiting so long has been doing a number on me, to the others?

(22:12:03) [3] Kardia: Please, it'd be very kind of you.

(22:12:26) +[0]ZENUx: "THEY'RE AWARE."

(22:13:29) [3] Kardia: Thank you.

(22:15:43) +[0]ZENUx: "I DON'T THINK THEY'RE TERRIBLY CONCERNED RIGHT NOW, THOUGH."

(22:18:23) [3] Kardia: Oh. why not.

(22:18:41) +[0]ZENUx: "SUFFICE IT TO SAY THERE'S BEEN AN AMUSING LITTLE SCUFFLE."

(22:19:04) +[0]ZENUx: "SOME PEOPLE GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT... AND I THINK THERE WERE A FEW BULLETS INVOLVED. GREAT FUN, REALLY."

(22:19:33) [3] Kardia: Some people, being what numbers?

(22:19:47) *** [3] Kardia's lip corner twitches. ***

(22:19:52) +[0]ZENUx: "WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL SEE..."

(22:20:08) [3] Kardia: ....TeLL mE

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(22:31:00) +[0]ZENUx: "WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR TEAMMATES DEAD?"

(22:31:47) [3] Kardia: I AM unSURE

(22:32:25) [3] Kardia: What would happen if I said I did..?

(22:33:12) *** [3] Kardia seems curious. ***

(22:34:06) +[0]ZENUx: "IT COULD BE ARRANGED."

(22:34:21) [3] Kardia: Oh... Really..

(22:34:26) [3] Kardia: Would I have any involvement?

(22:35:28) [3] Kardia: I'm especially enfuriated by the colorful guys...

(22:36:20) +[0]ZENUx: "I'M AFRAID OTHERS WOULD BE DOING THE WORK FOR YOU."

(22:36:23) *** [3] Kardia punches the floor once more. ***

(22:36:25) [3] Kardia: NO!

(22:36:59) [3] Kardia: If anyone was to have that PLEASURE, that would have do be me.... BUT REGARDLESS.

(22:37:09) [3] Kardia: I am still in a state of solid fury.

(22:37:45) *** [3] Kardia gets up, and walks around in circles. ***

(22:38:00) [3] Kardia: Let's see the minute count on this.

(22:38:12) [3] Kardia: Let's see how much more time they take.

(22:38:31) +[0]ZENUx: "157 MINUTES REMAIN."

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(23:05:46) [3] Kardia: Lalalalala~

(23:05:56) [3] Kardia: Dotty dot dot dot

(23:09:59) [3] Kardia: They're coming to take me away, haha

(23:09:59) [3] Kardia: No, they are not. You're insignificant.

(23:10:09) [3] Kardia: You have no items anyway, why would they do that? They have the gloves...

(23:10:09) [3] Kardia: THEY DONT NEED YOU.

(23:10:20) [3] Kardia: Oh, but I'm in the same shoes as them!

(23:10:31) [3] Kardia: They wouldn't just discard me....

(23:10:31) [3] Kardia: Yes. They would. For their own hide.

(23:10:42) [3] Kardia: They've left you there.

(23:10:42) [3] Kardia: To rot.

(23:10:42) [3] Kardia: And die.

(23:10:52) [3] Kardia: I.. I trust them.. I won't accept this!

(23:11:14) [3] Kardia: Oh, you can stay without accepting...

(23:11:25) [3] Kardia: You'll die with your little conviction.

(23:12:27) [3] Kardia: You've been betrayed. they didn't want to get you out. As soon as you were thrown in there, you were discarded

(23:12:39) [3] Kardia: DISCARDED!

(23:12:50) [3] Kardia: No.. no.. no.. no...

(23:12:51) [3] Kardia: RRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(23:13:01) [3] Kardia: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!

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(23:22:34) +[0]ZENUx: "NO. I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO LONGER ANY WAY THE ONES LEFT ALIVE CAN REACH YOU."

(23:23:41) *** [3] Kardia sat down. Laying back on the cagebars. ***

(23:24:25) [3] Kardia: I've been doomed, then.

(23:24:36) [3] Kardia: Haven't I?

(23:24:37) +[0]ZENUx: "AND NOW..."

(23:25:07) [3] Kardia: Now?

(23:26:24) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU'RE THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE."

(23:27:19) [3] Kardia: ....

(23:27:28) [3] Kardia: What are you gonna do to me?

(23:28:23) +[0]ZENUx: "YOU'VE BEEN AN INTERESTING CAPTIVE... I'LL LET YOU CHOOSE YOUR EXIT. YOU CAN WAIT FOR THE TIME TO RUN OUT. I CAN ACTIVATE YOUR GLOVE PREMATURELY. THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEUROTOXIN, OR YOU COULD FORCE YOURSELF TO SUFFER THE BLACK LICORICE."

(23:30:08) [3] Kardia: ....

(23:30:17) [3] Kardia: Open the pod bay doors, ZENUx.

(23:30:28) +[0]ZENUx: "HM?"

(23:30:32) [3] Kardia: Give me the poison.

(23:30:43) +[0]ZENUx: "UNDERSTOOD."

(23:30:59) +[0]ZENUx: A hissing noise fills the air! As the minutes pass, the room begins to smell fowl...

(23:31:11) [3] Kardia: Thank you for your mercy.

[0]ZENUx -- The world around you begins to fade away as you feel the poison warping your brain. The lights flash, sound distorts- your skin feels hot, and you swear that your breath is bubbling out of your mouth... Words seem to make less and less cents and fortune dolls its miserable way like a worm into the flesh of your brainocular glands and melts your perception of goo and baba black sheen limiting the imperceptible ability to pass sharks over reindeer and back again... Your mind giving out more and more, [3] Kardia, you have succumbed to the neurotoxin.

The gradual psychosis of the one that is locked into a trapcage for almost three hours, while everything is thrown to the wind, and after waiting for so long, people have given up on the game and you. Thanks guys.

Edited January 3, 2013 by KittyKat Mashew

[Brave]

Xiph and I were at least willing to try X__X Poe was pissed and wanted to end it and I think Mori wanted to off himself if Kuro wasn't playing. Which she wasn't. Worst Nonary Game Ever.

[Iolite]

You take nonary shit too seriously. Like, really.

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P.S thanks a lot.

[Brave]

You kinda trolled us. Not cool.

[Ysera]

Too seriously? No. I just didn't enjoy waiting.