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I'm sorry I won't be able to worship you Quagsire, but I'm too busy looking at the sun... It's so nice... It's like a magnificent father I have overly strong feeling for...

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Nova, you are wrong, you are use to other Quagsires, this one is truely invincible, he is all power

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Lord Giratina says Hi, btw

1.The only requirements are letting derp in you?

2.Any rituals that I need to know about?

3.Can Bidoof and Steel Types be sub deities, I prefer my pokeligions to be polytheistic, like Giratina being the main god, Bidoof being the god of Godly Plays, Magnezone being the God of Steels, and Quagsire being the god of dank memes?

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Lord Giratina says Hi, btw

1.The only requirements are letting derp in you?

2.Any rituals that I need to know about?

3.Can Bidoof and Steel Types be sub deities, I prefer my pokeligions to be polytheistic, like Giratina being the main god, Bidoof being the god of Godly Plays, Magnezone being the God of Steels, and Quagsire being the god of dank memes?

Magnezone is the one true God.

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Magnezone is the one true God.

I hath realized this now. Magnezone is the true lord of all humans, and pokemon

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It is the farther, son and the Holy Spirit kinda thing

Quagsire is the Farther

Wooper is the son

Magnezone is the Holy Spirit

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Yeah, these guys are really like a stabby kind of religion, if that's how you say it? Was a lit groupchat though

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We need to bring all those forth into the light, and exorcise those who aren't, DW.

Speaking of bring people into the light...

*Stands over near Goomy and brings out her knife and slowly slits her wrists, and lets the blood drip onto Goomy as she begins to chant, "Come forth into the light, for those who do will know the meaning of happiness" noticing Goomy not complying she makes the choice to rebirth Goomy as she grabs out her knife once more and slowly presses it against his throat as blood seeps out onto her hands, "This should be fun, haha"*

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