Maelstrom Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 You kids are your 500 billion pokemon. Back in my day, legendaries were rare and we only had 151 pokemon! And we had to [i]cheat[/i] to get the last one. Now there's legendaries OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE! Arceus?! pfft. PUNY GOD! Doesn't even Recover like Mewtwo. GTFO. Quote
Stein Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 Damnwippersnapperswiththeiripodsanditunesbackinmydayradiowastheshit.Mantalkingoutofaminatureboxnowthatwassomehocuspocus!Nowkidshavetheirmusicinadevicenobiggerthanmydick,whatisthis?Itrytogetmychildoneofthemcompactdiscsandtheycalledmeoldfashioned.SonnyifIwuldhavegottenyouavinylthatwouldhavebeenoldschool.NoIwillnotgetyouafacycardthatletsyougetmoremusiconthatthingymagigygetityourselfbackinmydayIboughtallmyshitmygrandparentsweredeadandmyparentsdeadpoor.workforyourshit. For you Mael Quote
Maelstrom Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 Back in my day, ADHD didn't exist. You just made an effort to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!!!! I tell ya, kids got no discipline these days. Just do what they want and make a fuss when they have to do anything else. I tell ya, if kids were half as smart and they thought they were, they wouldn't have to keep lowering the standards. [spoiler] too serious? [/spoiler] Quote
Cyrus Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 I think you got it right where it hurts. Being harsh/serious once in a while doesn't hurt. You kids and your metalcore and death metal and all that stuff. It was all called metal in my days. Quote
The Fush Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 *Is inclined to make a Fairly Odd Parents reference...* DANGIT WHAT'S ALL THIS SOUR CANDY? BACK IN MY DAYS, IT WAS NORMAL AND YA ONLY HAD TO PAY 10 OF THEM PENNIES! Quote
Phazer Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Back in my day sportsmen were tough, they were rough and there was lots of fights. It was awesome! But now it's all about skill. Quote
SkyInvictus Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 You damn wipershnappers and your hippity hop and death rock. Back my day we had ladies singing in actual rain, ladies with class unlike you long haired, hat wearing in building that isn't needed while wearing fake metal on your teeth with black hair covering your eyes screaming on a microphone! Quote
Epic C Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 You kids and yer Wiis and Xbox 360s! back in my day we had Sega and NES! Quote
Maelstrom Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 [quote name='Epic C' timestamp='1344994550' post='38827'] You kids and yer Wiis and Xbox 360s! back in my day we had Sega and NES! [/quote] And let's not forget all your buttons and bumpers! The genesis had three buttons and by the light we used the shit out of them! Quote
Epic C Posted November 8, 2012 Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Old man says.. ALTARI 2600 FTW. Cuz the genesis is TOO FANCY SMANCY. Edited November 8, 2012 by Epic C Quote
TheNewEnigma Posted November 8, 2012 Posted November 8, 2012 You kids and your goddamn new disney channel shows Back in my day, we had hannah montana and that's so raven re-runs! /shot Quote
Epic C Posted November 9, 2012 Posted November 9, 2012 (edited) You kids and your Justin Bieber. Back in my day. We didnt have to worry about our ears hurtin when it came to music! Edited November 9, 2012 by Epic C Quote
FluffyFox Posted December 13, 2012 Posted December 13, 2012 Back in my day we did a little thing called talking to people in person instead over thid here interwebs ma bobber... Quote
TwinHead9572 Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) This would never had happened when i was a boy, kids these days with ur millennium items, and ur card games, and ur loud music, and ur computers, and ur blu ray discs, and ur mavel comics, and ur hoola hoops, and ur gales of war, and ur Black ops 2, and ur sony playstations, and ur Xbox, and ur 3ds, and ur Pokemon, and ur apple, and ur facebook, and ur twitter, and ur online gaming, and ur harlem shake, and ur psy, and ur deep fried twinkies, and ur meme comics, and ur hurricane sandy, and ur Minecraft, and ur yaoi, and ur dna sequencing, and ur end of the world, and ur voice activated light switches, and ur leather pants, and ur artificial examinations, and ur Youtube.com, and ur nuclear physics, and ur elevators, and ur Hey why did it fade to black am i dead Edited June 24, 2013 by TwinHead9572 Quote
Guest Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Kids these days who are lazy and use chatspeak! Quote
Maelstrom Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Imma let you finish, but Pepperidge Farms has one of the best old man rants of all time. OF ALL TIME. Quote
Shenzou Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Kids these days lining up in front of footlocker/finish line for 2 days to a week to buy 15 pairs of the same sneaker and trying to sell each off them for $250. Back in my day when we went to the footlocker we only bought one pair of sneakers and if we needed money with either got a job or sold drugs. Quote
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