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  1. @Gastronely he so owes me his credit card ok i've already had to save his ass again since i made this
  2. Disclaimer: Strictly for fun! A narration of a joyride through the wonderful world of Reborn 1. The train was uncomfortable, you know. So stuffy, even if there were only six other people there (Or maybe seven? Did she count wrong?), which is exactly why she had yanked the window down. Ah, yes, the Reborn region. Hate it or love it, you had to admit--it was an absolute mess. But she had missed the registration period for the league back in Sinnoh, and she sure wasn't going to wait another year for it to open up again. She was kind of late on the whole Pokemon thing, anyways, and that meant she really had to get her ass in gear. ... Which is why she paid much more attention to Ame after she said she was the manager for the whole thing. Who knows, maybe that would get her some brownie points, you know? Making friends in high places, and all that. It certainly seemed that way, what with being launched sideways out of the open window. Alice barely had the time to suspend her disbelief before the entire train fucking exploded. Her eyes slammed shut, her mouth opened to scream-- The impact of her ribs against cobblestone knocked the breath out of her, and then a piece of train to the face knocked her out. She should have gone to Galar, Arceus damnit. She got a Turtwig out of it, at least. That was nice. 2. Why Julia and Florinia thought it was a good idea to drag two new trainers into a minefield, she'll never know. Not to mention she got stuck with this asshole, who's name was apparently Grass. For his ass, probably, because she practically pummeled his stupid green head into the dirt--Not that he'd admit it. Ugh. Fern says something unintelligible and unintelligent off to the side. She rolls her eyes at him as hard as she can before asking "What the hell are field effects?" It's a mistake, obviously, because Fern was clearly not the type of person to not make fun of her. If they get into a small fistfight in the middle of a terrorist base, that's their own business. 3. She gets slaughtered by Julia twice before managing to scrape by a win. Great. Then she gets to fight her way past a flock of homeless people (because there are plants growing out of the street, what) before getting murdered by a pack of Scrafty. God, she should have listened to Victoria. Anyways, she met two randos who saved a Popplio, so that was... Whatever. 4. "Wait, did I just watch them die? Holy--Florinia, Amaria--" "I don't care who you are, what the fuck is that thing?!" "No, no, nonono, I don't want to battle you. No way. Wreck a few more cities for all I care, I really don't want to battle you--" "... Oh, fuck," What is wrong with this region? 5. "Fern, I am going to flay you alive," She mutters, storming down the road towards the other half of the school. What bullshit was he on? What gave him the right to stop her? Sure, she didn't like him, but this was just ridiculous. Was he even allowed to pull this kind of shit? Actually, no, she wouldn't be surprised, nepotism and all that-- Ooh, she was going to bust his ass to Kalos and back. What was his freaking problem? Did he have some kind of grudge against her, or something? Was it just some kind of inherent dislike of Turtwig? Was it because his sister was a gym leader? The kind of whiny brat that he was, she wouldn't be surprised. Well, she was going to snitch on him to his sister and they'd see who had the last laugh, ha. ... If she ever got to Florinia, that is. "Arceus, I don't care what level Cubchoo evolves, just let me in!" Couldn't it be like all the normal gyms back home, where all you had to do was knock a few heads? What was with all this trivia shit? Who cared enough about Cubchoo to learn this sort of stuff? It's not like there were any Cubchoo in Reborn, for all she knew. There weren't any other Pokemon around here. (For her information, it was level 37, the seventeenth book said. They needed better organization in this place.) "Fern," Alice snarls, stomping into the room. Her newly evolved Butterfree flutters in after her. "What the hell was that for?! You aren't allowed to do that!" Fern is unfortunately not threatened by a butterfly and her bright red face, and proceeds to laugh in it. "Don't take it so personally, man! You're just a loser! I'm just doing you a favor, you know, not that you'd thank me, or anything, but--" Butterfree spits a wad of string in his face. (Florinia wipes the floor with her, sure, but Alice is still riding on that high and can't find herself caring too much.) 6. "Where the fuck is Jasper Ward?" Alice asks, having walked to Obsidia and then to Coral and then to Opal again. "Where the fuck is Jasper Ward?!" Alice begs, having just been attacked by a Noivern. . "What do you mean it's in West Peridot,"
  3. @Cadmium48 Amaria is cool, but I'd probably put her in C Rank purely for the fact that I don't think she actually needed to take me on the joyride that was the Peridot Ward Factory? I'm, like, half your level, lady. You and your Lapras could blow this joint with or without my help, and I have to go save orphans or something. Julia... I really don't have an opinion on her. At most I'd put her in between B and C. I fought her for the first gym badge, and that's the last I saw of her. Same for Florinia and Lin, except Florinia gave me hell and I've only seen twenty seconds of Lin. I like Aster and Eclipse! They're a good comedy duo. I'd put them in B Rank. I like the one that keeps spilling the beans better hehe
  4. @Serenity04 RIP Fern 2k20.... The unanimous Goodbye Fern front strikes again... But yeah, Cain's growing on me pretty fast!
  5. @pvstelsouls Thank you! And I probably will. I usually have strong feelings after being destroyed a million times and i fully expect the pattern to continue whoooooops @Mindlack I'll try my best! I'm kind of wandering in completely blind, so I'm sure my feelings will change on at least some of them! To be completely honest, I also am a save-scumming bastard because I'll never lose to Fern if I can help it. Also constantly running my pokemon into the ground makes me feel bad. But the money.... It might be back in my bank but in my heart pride its gone... if I didn't savescum I'd be dirt poor... Okay, Cal makes a lot more sense, then. I still think there were better times to change his mind (before the Medicham), and that it could have been avoided (unless he was lying about tampering with the PULSE machine??) but it's... A lot better than switching sides all over the place rip. He's probably going to go up one tier. though i can imagine my MC's face trying to stay straight as they struggle up an entire mountain only to be monologued at about Cal's family issues lmaoo I definitely think we'd have heard if Shelly was an orphan, especially since the good doctor seems pretty interested in orphans. Although that might be because orphans seem to have a high rate of holding Very Important Keys in this game? And yeah, there probably weren't that many options, but depending on the power/responsibility gym leaders have in their respective ward, I think it would be better for everyone if there was an adult. Like a regent or something at the very least (although with reborn's track record I would not be surprised if they turned out evil). But man, in terms of power, Shelly's gym was impressive. and super hard... If Anorith came out with Swift Swim activated it was all over for me... As for everyone else, I'm looking forward to finding out more about them, yep! I'm sure I'll be slapped in the face with a lot of cool stuff before I finish this game! @mcpershing I am ALWAYS up to think about why Fern is such a jerkwad. I'll check it out as soon as I finish ep18!
  6. In advance: For people who have not beat Noel, this post contains SPOILERS. .... I am not a great Pokemon Master; Most of these people will pound me to dust at least ten times every round. My tactics include picking a super-effective move and praying to the heavens that it works. I get punished every time I open this game... But HO BOY, they've lost their marbles. My MC of choice did not ask for any of this. It is a rollercoaster of circumstance and we want out. Is it cathartic to complain about them after being curbstomped flat for half an hour? yes And so we present our tier list; Definitely Not a Callout Post. I'm just going to be going top-down, because that seems like the easiest thing to do. S RANK! Noel - Ah, yes. Sweet Noel. His Clefable gave me trouble, but what really impressed me was his willingness to accept the fact that Saphira might be dead, or at least have broken a few bones. And you know what? That was a level of maturity that I appreciated. He's also sort of sweet. So, you know. S-Rank. Hardy - I only met him once for like five minutes, but honestly, anyone who agrees that Fern sucks is a marriage candidate. Laughing in the face of Fern? That's a hobby I can get behind. Also he seems pretty cool. A RANK! Charlotte - I was very impressed by the bluffing she pulled to get Shelly away from those two dudes who were about to murder her. Also, she's usually got her head screwed on straight . I like her. Serra - Yeah, she's kind of a nihilist, but she's very sensible about things, from what I can tell. Cares about her kid enough to ask me to help out, but recognizes she can't control what he does, even if its dumb. Anna - Cute. Not annoying. What can I say? B RANK! Sirius - Here purely for the fact that he hasn't done anything really stupid. Also, the image of him trying to look intimidating as he drips angrily onto the carpet makes me laugh. He seems like a tryhard about scaring people, but being soggy doesn't really help his case. C RANK. Shade - I hated fighting him in his stupid pitch-black darkness and his stupid shadow balls and his stupid everything. But also, I think it's really funny that nobody's able to fire a dead guy or something. And he's kind of a ghost, so he can't really do anything too bad. Probably. Solaris - Honestly, he seems more or less like a stereotypical bad guy. Kinda creepy, not much to go off of yet. Shelly - Why is a 12-year-old running a gym? Why did they agree to run a gym? In this economy? With her personality? Is this a responsibility you are prepared for? Also, your library made me cry. I am Concerned. Cain - Stop monologuing to me about your family. Stop getting caught. Seriously, I walk into the railnet and the first thing he tries to ask me is what I thought about his sibling drama. Also, I fully expect to be given your credit card for busting your ass out of Meteor Jail. Still, he's nice? More or less. Doctor Sigmund - Kind of the same as Solaris, but more of a creep. I also did not expect him to be as... buff? As he was. Creepy. Heather - I know you are traumatized but please stop flying away without adult supervision. D RANK.. Aya - Look, I get you don't want to be here. I don't want to be here either, but you don't see me complaining about it. Not to mention you're taking all my money. Saphira - Oh, gee, thanks for the target on my head so I can play bait while you and the rest of the gang scramble off to who-knows where. I really hope you sprained a wrist or something while falling off that Steelix. ... I mean, it was super badass, though. Kiki - Is kidnapped children REALLY not a good enough reason for you to give me the TM and let me leave? Or use the energy you spent climbing up an entire mountain to give me the badge before you kick the bucket? Please? I have things to be doing and this is not one of them. Zel - I should probably put you higher but you took my money after I died to that Pulse Abra YOU told me to kill. You should be paying ME, dangit. Victoria - Stop... Stopping me... I'm begging you... Cal - He's so DUMB but by the time I meet him I am NOT SURPRISED by it which is why he is not in E-tier. Like. The minute I get up there, I get a dramatic monologue thrown into my face about how he accidentally traumatized Shelly or something because of his inferiority complex. Great. Congrats. THEN he turns evil, but ONLY long enough to throw Kiki's pokemon into an active volcano to die. And indirectly killing Kiki. Either stay evil or stop while you're ahead, dude. E Corey - Dude, Corey? Yikes. He's so in his own head. Sorry you weren't able to keep your own identity secret. Sorry you ruined your daughter's life for a rock. Sorry you expected crime without consequence. Not to mention, his whole thing about Heather? I'm 95% sure it's just a martyr complex. He doesn't actually care about her wellbeing, he just says it's for her so he can justify crime and also have a rock while making himself feel better. And I bet that if he knew a single thing about his daughter, he'd know that she was friends with the gym leader who lived right under that one bridge he threw himself off of. And if he actually cared about Heather or anything she did at all, he might have had enough compassion and common sense to not die there, if not die at all. All in all, a gross dad. Fern - Leave me alone fern i don't KNOW whats your deal but you are a JERK.... i am betting 5 dollars on an inferiority complex or something I bet nobody loves you and thats why you are mean... but you are still a DOUCHEBAG.... plea...plesea.... Taka - I think I shed tears over his Chatot's existence. Please. Let me live. I am BEGGING you. Simon the Meteor Grunt - Not a hard opponent, but cried on me in the base with the Abra. What did he expect during the whole lake thing, anyways? "Gee, let's go kidnap and torture children against their will! They'll probably lie down and let us take them like good little kids." Is Saphira responding with force that surprising? Did he really not prepare for that? Not to mention, he's part of a terrorist group that does this kinda stuff daily. smhhhh. .... And that's it! If I didn't include anyone here, it would probably be because I don't have too much of an opinion on them or I haven't met them yet. This is all personal opinion, and also kind of a joke--Stress relief after being beat into the ground a million and a half times. help So yep!
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