Jace Stormkirk
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i have come to see that i have been neglecting my duty as a bard. i have as of yet to post any jokes at all. so lets fix this.
this one is immature
Spoilerpoop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes but they are a solid number two
the only smart blond joke i know
Spoilera blond went into a bank and asked for a 2000$ loan because she was going on a 2 week vacation. the bank tellers asked for collateral so she gave them her keys to her new Mercedes. once everything checked out they handed her the loan and she left. once she left the tellers started laughing because they saw she was a multi-millionaire so she had no reason to get a loan. when she came back she payed back the 2000 + the 7% interest of 140$ and got her car and keys back.the tellers then asked why she even got the loan since she had all the money she needed herself. she then told them "well where else in NY can i park my Mercedes for 140$ and get it back after 2 weeks away?"
i hope thees wet you appetite and i will take requests also.
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i have come to see that i have been neglecting my duty as a bard. i have as of yet to post any jokes at all. so lets fix this.
this one is immature
Spoilerpoop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes but they are a solid number two
the only smart blond joke i know
Spoilera blond went into a bank and asked for a 2000$ loan because she was going on a 2 week vacation. the bank tellers asked for collateral so she gave them her keys to her new Mercedes. once everything checked out they handed her the loan and she left. once she left the tellers started laughing because they saw she was a multi-millionaire so she had no reason to get a loan. when she came back she payed back the 2000 + the 7% interest of 140$ and got her car and keys back.the tellers then asked why she even got the loan since she had all the money she needed herself. she then told them "well where else in NY can i park my Mercedes for 140$ and get it back after 2 weeks away?"
i hope thees wet you appetite and i will take requests also.
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i have come to see that i have been neglecting my duty as a bard. i have as of yet to post any jokes at all. so lets fix this.
this one is immature
Spoilerpoop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes but they are a solid number two
the only smart blond joke i know
Spoilera blond went into a bank and asked for a 2000$ loan because she was going on a 2 week vacation. the bank tellers asked for collateral so she gave them her keys to her new Mercedes. once everything checked out they handed her the loan and she left. once she left the tellers started laughing because they saw she was a multi-millionaire so she had no reason to get a loan. when she came back she payed back the 2000 + the 7% interest of 140$ and got her car and keys back.the tellers then asked why she even got the loan since she had all the money she needed herself. she then told them "well where else in NY can i park my Mercedes for 140$ and get it back after 2 weeks away?"
i hope thees wet you appetite and i will take requests also.
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so tomorrow is going to be an interesting day. first of all i do not have to work(WHOO!), the new magic the gathering duel deck comes out with a new artwork for my first and fave commander jhoria of the ghitu, hopefully i will get my taxes sorted out, and last but certainly not least i finally get to continue on the dnd game where my bard is in straud's realm. so yea ima little stoked for tomorrow!
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i still have yet to find anyone who can beat me if we both use Ike. i just wiped the floor in team battle for glory. both my opponents played Ike. i also played Ike. partner was peach. in the 2 minites it gives you to fight i got 7 KOs. partner got 1 they got 0. it was GLORIOUS.
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i still have yet to find anyone who can beat me if we both use Ike. i just wiped the floor in team battle for glory. both my opponents played Ike. i also played Ike. partner was peach. in the 2 minites it gives you to fight i got 7 KOs. partner got 1 they got 0. it was GLORIOUS.
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the best i that i use are Ike, lucario, and robin(team only tho). i max out attack then defence on ike( his side smash is a great recovery no need for speed) defence then attack on lucario(the more damage i take the more i can do and recovery is insain) robin is ether attack then defence(if i'm the k.o. person) or speed then attack( k.o. support)
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yay my voice i coming back!(thou not fully yet) i shall soon be back to my ole bardic self soon.
