Hal Henderics
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She turns it and it whirs nicely. Dispensing a Voucher for "One free Order" -
Upon punching in the request, the cup dispenses a yellow and black liquid into the cup. It buzzes as it sloshes around.
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He finds himself seated at a large table in the resteraunt, more than enough room for the entire group. (One of?) the Cat Monster(s) brings him his meal, as much steak as is legally allowed to be on a single serving tray, and the side orders. Special sauce sits to the side for the fish fries. It smells like food, surprisingly, considering what else was available. It even smells like decent food to boot.
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There is one dish that is a prime rib, only it is a cube that is exactly as large as the tray can possibly fit, it comes with a side of fish fries, and includes the special sauce. It is available from blue rare to well done, and you can have an additional sauce of your choice. For dishes less odd, there is something called Leviathan Shanks, which are apparently from a non-carbon based pseudo-life form. It is actually available in it's own serving plate, due to being the size of a small double Decker bus, it comes with a side order of Endbringer Core, a snack food which is denser than small galaxies, due to dimentional mass shunting. There are also basically all mundane types of food, and multiple other strange things. One dish seems to be "X Steak", where the X can simply be any creature. -- "I'm Mar, of Stonerist Chi."
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"A-absolutely sir, thank you again." As he speaks the line moves faster than one thought possible, it just blurs and then everyone that was in line is done ordering.
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"Oh, Uh, Absolutely, let me call up the manager." The Cat Monster picks up a phone, and then putting it top his ear, sets it back down. "OK, Your friends should have free reign for a full meal and drink. you can order up here, or get some things from the Convenience machines They used to only accept yen, but we've got them set to exchange currency automatically." You almost think to ask how they know which of your friends are which, but think better of it.
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Masaru Strikes at the Arch-lich, but is blocked by Happy Meat, The happy meat is stunned Lilya and Morgan attack the lich, who is unable to be defended by either his meat, nor his potatos. He is turned into screaming ash. "I'll Get you bitches, You'll Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Until he is reduced to nothingness. The Counters come back up and everyone cheers. One of them pats masaru on the back, but it's words are lost in a hissing infinity. The cat Cashiers look relieved. "Hey, thanks guys, he's been here for 350 years now. Is there any way we can repay you?" The lich's body is gone, all that remains are his worldly possessions.
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"Building a Portal. I've been trying to leave one where we go, so we can return." Mar states, smashing the crude Arch with his hand, cracking it into a perfect curving arc. Slots in the top of the arch are fitted with the glowing beads and the Bloodied scale, which is now pulsing with magic. Runes and lines on the Arc fill with red energy, and it opens to the inside of some tiled room, with metal walls and a strange medieval decor.
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Mar exits the castle, and begins constructing a portal, using some glass beads that glow bright white, and a bloodstained scale, carved with some odd runes and covered in a red fuzz. The orc is now using his hands to spawn a grey stone, forming it into an arc.
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Masaru enters a Stance, the Fang Stance! Fastest Food Whirs Ominously. Navin uses Flurry of Explosions, attacking the Fastest Food 4 times in a row, for 12 damage apiece! Potato shards Chip off the mass, leaving very few left. It's Crunch time for the Fastest Food! Oh no! The Fastest Food Retaliates with Spud Masher, dealing (1d20+5=15+5, 8+5, 1+5, 7+5=20, 13, 6, 12=14, 7, 0, 6=27) 27 damage over 4 hits! "The only puppet here is you fool, flopping around with your flesh and drool, just try swinging to a real cool skeleton, little meat, you'll find my mad-gics just can't be beat!" Archlich Rapper summons another Happy Meat. Combat Log
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Masaru lashes out at... the Happy Meat? It's status as encircling the Archlich causes it to inherently soak up all of the Dragon's Rage, The Happy Meat takes (34+35+35-30=74) 74 DAMAGE!!! His sword very nearly smashes through the meat instantly, leaving it with less than a third of it's mass. Navin Follows up this attack with his own, his explosive fists turning what was once a pile of raw hamburger meat into what is now a pile of charbroiled patties and toasted buns, dealing a total of (9+12=21+25%=26) 26 Damage! This time, the Archlich Rapper lays down a sick beat, causing rotting and diseased potatoes to be instantly turned into char by unholy fire. The storm of black needles surrounds him, and with it's passive ability, it makes an Instant attack, (1d2=2) Spearing through Navin's Shoulder with a potato wedge moving at just under supersonic speed, and dealing (1d20+10=15) 9 Damage! "You can't step up to the champ, chumps! When I'm spittin lyrics like you'll be spittin teeth, you'll be seeing me in the crypt, kiddies!!" The Archlich Rapper is preparing yet another sick beat! The Fastest Food whirrs dangerously... Combat Log
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Masaru gains 13 Likes as beings record his Posing on their shitty phones, but more importantly, he gains 4 RES, shifting into Brave Stance! Rap Archlich casts Blood Diamonds, granting Happy Meat +5 Additional Resistance this turn! Happy Meat has formed the Sausage and Blitzcit Combo platter, a cannon made from Hamburger meat, and stuffed with necromantically defiled gravy and biscuits, it will fire next turn! Rap Archlich is preparing a sick beat, beatboxing to itself as it flexes it's bones in front of everyone. Combat Log
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"OK Fattie, Sorry I didn't destroy you on sight, Future maggot pile, Eat shit!" He shouts, Teleporting, and blasting the ground, the Catmonsters push a button on the counter, and the vending machines and counters slide into the floor, the crowd scatters as his concussive blast pushes them away. He rips a pile of raw hamburger meat out of the ground, animating it with fell energy. It floats up and around him, forming a ring with legs, with him standing smugly in the center of it. The Crowd forms a circle and begins shouting in various languages. a pair of three masses of tentacles take out samsung phones and begin recording. Rap Archlich is preparing a magic spell, drawing a wraith's bone microphone! "Yeah, Fuckhead, I'm not your mama's skeleton, I'm the fucking OG skeleton!" Happy Meat is forming some sort of tube... Combat Log
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"Oh Trust me fleshbaby, there isn't ANYONE who can 'Deal with me'." He says, melding into a single skeleton, and getting into Masaru's Face. He shoves a hand into Masaru's chest. "Are you going to 'Deal with me?' You don't want that." He punks, his robe billowing dramatically around his bony frame. "Come back when you can cut like me chump." He says, turning his precious precious back on Masaru, walking back to harass the Cashiers more.
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"And you listen here, If you can't even keep your filthy meat from being undead like my beautiful lich self, I have no intention of paying for it, now are you going to go get your manager, or am I going to have to make him come out?" "And you listen here, If you can't even keep your filthy meat from being undead like my beautiful lich self, I have no intention of paying for it, now are you going to go get your manager, or am I going to have to make him come out?" "And you listen here, If you can't even keep your filthy meat from being undead like my beautiful lich self, I have no intention of paying for it, now are you going to go get your manager, or am I going to have to make him come out?" The three skeletons speak in unison. "I'm sorry sir, but the manager is currently unavailable, can you please allow the other customers to make their orders sirs?" One of the register jockeys says, now Extremely nervous. "How Dare you, how disrespectful. Screw the other customers, I have eons more time than these peons, and I will use them however I please, now get, your, manager!" "How Dare you, how disrespectful. Screw the other customers, I have eons more time than these peons, and I will use them however I please, now get, your, manager!" "How Dare you, how disrespectful. Screw the other customers, I have eons more time than these peons, and I will use them however I please, now get, your, manager!" That Lich will make this problematic for anyone wanting to wait in line. It sounds like he has been here a while.
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The Vending machine has a coil slot, coin return button, a numberpad going from 0 through 9, a slot in the bottom that snacks come from, and a 4 digit display. It seems one puts money inside the machine, then punches in 4 numbers to get what they want out of it. There is nothing indicating what food is in it, or even what numbers correspond to food, or any prices.
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Those who enter the restaurant would find themselves entering an open area, a starfield swirls around an infinite void, a soap-bubble like barrier surrounds the area, a triangular platform made of stone tiles, a few of them are mirrored, in the reflection of the mirrors, horrible things writhe within. In the middle of the platform, a counter has 3 cashiers behind it, In the three corners, there is a Black featureless drink dispenser, a Vending Machine of the same design, and a condiment station which seems to be rather standard, having various sauces in devices set to dispense them, forks and spoons made of plastic, or something that comes so close to seeming like them, but not quite. Or maybe you are overthinking it. The bubble presumably protecting the place from the infinite swirling energies seems to be branded with a logo that hurts to look at, it seems to have hues of red that are not normally extant, and shapes that don't fit into 2D quite right. There are Three lines, containing various indescribable horrors. A Large Skeletal figure seems to have duplicated himself, and is currently screaming at all three cashiers of all three lines at the same time, apparently, his burger was undead, and he didn't order that. He is taking up the line, and the three cat monsters that make up the serving staff just sit there with a nervous grin. They clearly aren't being paid enough for this, they may not be paid at all, for all you know.
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The Staircases leading up to their respective doorways still exist. Someone with an advanced sense of smell would note that the smell is coming from them.
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(19, 9) The Machine shrieks as a crucial component it is lacking makes itself known. The machine whirs and slowly extrudes a thin ribbon of purple metal, which cools into a duller grey-purple color, which looks nothing like a food voucher. It seems something has gone wrong with the device. Liliya receives a spool of
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She finds a set of dumpsters next to a stone archway covered in runes. The dumpster contains Garbage, a Piece of Rebar, and a piece of rebar with a large chunk of concrete attached to one end.
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Turning the crank and peering inside, Lilya sees that it is actually a grinder of some kind, and that things are intended to be put INTO the hopper.
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The stuff on it that may have once been instructions have long worn away, there is a Hopper at roughly body height, and a hand crank on the side, it looks a bit rusty, but upon inspection, spins just fine, causing a grinding sound to be emitted from the machine.
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Suddenly, those in the castle would hear the telltale signs of it parking, gears grinding to a halt, and strange warping noises occurring in various places. It seems either someone in the cockpit, or something in the ship itself has caused this pit stop. Maybe the trip was long enough to require a recharge? In any case, the Castle is completely stopped now, and still. [Everyone hears a faint music playing. It is a bit unnerving, honestly.] Those who walk outside would find the castle parked in what seems to be an underground parking lot, to either side of the castle, equally odd vehicles seem to be parked, including a writhing rainbow colored mass of glowing paint, and a giant white rave, whose size easily dwarfs the castle. Other than that, the place seems rather empty. A sign on the wall proudly proclaims something called the "Bigger Fish Fry", now available for 130 $҉ The music seems to be coming from the upper floor, which is accessible through a door proudly resting at the top of one of several stairwells. Off in a corner of the current area, some dusty machine sits unused. It has a large hopper, and has a sign calling it a Voucher Generator. The Smell of food wafts from somewhere.
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Mar also has something to note, so long as everyone is working on things and all. He sketches out a design and explains to Alexandria how it works, Due to the way his magic works, he can produce infinite magic using arbitrary matter, so long as he has a supply of material that can be ground into a powder. Because when you apply a fine powder to mana, it produces more mana, and when you apply mana to a precious metal, it turns it all into one single mana type. Mar offers his Galvinium Slug, and Hardstone, asking that Alexandria produces for him a FUEL Cell. "And so, with a working model of this device, I can turn anything that can be ground to dust into Fuel, Powerful Soil, and Extremely useful substances." -- Dackly moves to this area, alongside Gozer. They spend their time watching the engines and studying the Recycled tech Book more in depth, while tinkering on the Junk King Neo Energy Executive
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"I imagine you could, yes. I simply must get a sample of such explosive power next time we are somewhere where damages can be managed." "I've never utilized a chunk of petrified explosion before, admittedly." She comments, thinking to herself. Dackly plops the Altar in a corner of the room, and kneels down at it. "Lady Nyx, who has heaped blessing upon blessing unto me, I thank you for your guidance and for watching over me in these interesting times, I pray that you would deliver a message to any of our allies to whom it may concern, that I would offer repayment if they would do me the favor of obtaining a few simple materials for me, so that I can make something that would help them." "Meteoric Iron, as much as is reasonable. A measure of LSD, or as it is more commonly known, Acid. A demon, or a demonic contract, of any sort. Gasoline, or a common fuel. Technology, of any kind." Gozer continues. "Bring plants, seeds, fruit, at your leisure. And tools for delving into magic." Dackly Smiles, and Gozer seems to nod, after a few moments prone.