Sceptilespy

Krystal- Mamoswine, Alolan-Ninetales, Articuno, Walrein, Mega Glalie, Jynx

Aiden- Silvally, Porygon-Z, Drampa, Mega Pidgeot, Diggersby, Bewear

Barada- Spiritomb, Ferrothorn, Nidoqueen, Magmotar, Fearligatr, Mega Beedrill

Wax- Serperior, Kingler, Ursaring, Nidoking, Electivire, Mega Pinsir

Hazel- Mega Metagross, Tyranitar, Salamence, Volcarona, Greninja, Tangrowth

Papa Ge- Hoopa-Unbound, Hoopa-Unbound, Honchkrow, Malamar, Bisharp, Drapion

 

(Team Zeta HQ. Located under Bloom Central.)

(Two members are seen walking in.)

Barada: -nd that's why, Oranges are named orange.

Wax: See, but that doesn't make sense. Why name oranges, orange? Why not name them yellow? Why aren't apples named red?

Barada: Because when they were named, nobody cared as much as you do, and they just got to eating, rather then focusing on specifics. Aren't you a cannibal anyway, why do you care?

Wax: I'm only a cannibal on Tuesdays! Besides, I still want to know what my victims are eating so I can slurp up their nutrients!

Barada: That might be the most disgusting thing I've heard all year. 

Wax: Hey, I don't judge your weird dances you do alone at 12:00. 

Barada: You mean my very important rituals essential to our survival? Yeah, please don't judge.

Krystal: Can you guys shut up? I already have enough of a headache, and listening to you two stooges speak makes my entire body ache. 

Wax: Am I really that charming?

Barada: Wax, shut up.

Wax: Ok...

(Aiden walks in meeting room as Barada and Wax sit down.)

Aiden: Oh, looks like we have some scholars ready for today's class already!

Krystal: Shut your damn mouth! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here right now!

Barada: Calm yourself, none of us want to be in the same room as you as well. 

Krystal: So then why the hell are we here, and what do the citizens of the mountain have to do with it!?

Aiden: You should really learn to take a hint. Calm down. Now. 

Krystal: No! You guys dragged me here, after taking a village of innocent people hostage, and beating my boyfriend to near death! Why should I calm down? Why are you calm?! How can you be calm after all the disgusting things yo-.

(Hazel walks in.)

Hazel: That's enough. Anymore from you, and-

(Papa Ge materializes behind Hazel.)

Papa Ge: We'll get to chopping on your scrawny fantasy boyfriend!

Krystal: Fantasy? You lit-

Barada: Seriously, shut up. You're in the presence of two people who can wipe your petty existence off the map in a blink of an eye. 

Krystal: ...

Barada: Thank you. And to think, you wanted to talk about headaches. My head is pounding. Please, continue. 

Papa Ge: Well at least someone has some sense in this world! It's good to know I have people like you on my side bro. We'll be best friends forever!

Barada: Uhhh, okay?

Wax: Is the meeting over?

Papa Ge: Oh right, that's what we're here for. Nope. 

(Devious smile forms on Papa Ge's face.)

Papa Ge: It's just starting to get interesting. Take it away my sweet Hazel!

Hazel: ..., anyways. Let's get down to business. Long story short, we want something from you Krystal.

Krystal: What is that exactly? What makes it worth dragging me down here and holding my people hostage?

Hazel: We want you to tell us what the Thaumaturge's cult is planning. 

.................

Krystal: The what?

Hazel: Don't play dumb with me. We've seen you talking directly to the Cyroking as if it was nothing.

Krystal: I seriously have no idea what you're talking about. I only reside in my village, and rarely go outside. I've never associated with a "Cyroking".

Wax: God, you're clueless. 

Krystal: I won't take that from someone who questioned why Oranges were named Oranges! They're literally freakin' orange!

Barada: Pffft. (Holding back laughter.)

(Wax stands up.)

Wax: You'll be sorry you ever said that you insignificant piece of,..., ugh! I can't even think of a comeback! 

(Wax pulls out a radio.)

Wax: Bring me my punching bag!

(Meeting room doors instantly open. Everyone is greeted by Team Zeta grunts dragging in a teenage male.)

Krystal: What the,.., Cole!

(Krystal stands up and grabs a pokeball.)

(Cole coughs up blood.)

Cole: What,.., are you doing here? Why did you come? You've fallen right into a trap!

Wax: Speaking of traps, shut yours! 

(Wax kicks Cole in the mouth.)

Cole: Augh!

Krystal: NO! I'll kill you! Go Articuno, destroy him! Use Ice Beam!

Papa Ge: Stop. 

.........

Krystal: Articuno? 

(Articuno faints.)

Krystal: What the?

Wax: Hehehe. Hahahaha. HahaHAHAHAHA! You can't harm me in front of my master!

(Wax keeps kicking cole in the mouth as he laughs maniacally.)

Hazel: That's enough Wax. Sit down. 

Wax: Whatever you say millady!

(Wax sits, as Krystal's mouth is wide open in shock. She's looking at her fallen Articuno and her boyfriend's bloody face.)

Papa Ge: IN ANY CASE. We're not fucking around with you. I hope we've made that clear.

Krystal: I-I, What the hell do you guys want!

Hazel: I just told you. We want to know what the Thaumaturge's cult is planning.

Krystal: UGH! I just said I don't know a damn thing about a Cyroking or Thaumaturd's cult! 

Papa Ge: Suuure, Barada, teach that punching bag a lesson.

Barada: Um, ok. 

(Barada walks over to Cole and picks him up.)

Barada: Go Ferrothorn!

(Barada drags Cole's face near one of Ferrothorn's spikes.)

Barada: Start talking. I'd rather not destroy this poor dude's face, but if that's what it takes to save the world then so be it. 

Krystal: Please stop! I swear on everything I don't know what you're talking about!

Papa Ge: Damn. I feel really bad for that poor boy. Barada?

Barada: Yes sir?

Papa Ge: Turn his face into a shishkebab.

Barada: Your wish is my command. 

Cole: No, no no no. UGH! AH! CHILL! CHILL OUT! OH GOD. PLEASE STOP!

(Barada forces Cole's right eye onto a Ferrothorn spike.)

Krystal: Jesus christ, STOP! 

Barada: Then you start talking! Do you think I like doing this! 

Krystal: I don't know anything about the cult. JUST LET US GO!

Barada: Listen lady, I have a Beedrill in my party, and if you don't get to talking, I'm gonna get a ton of blood stains on my uniform. 

Krystal: ..... Fine. If that's what you twisted fuckers want then fine!

Wax: It's about time. 

Krystal: Shut up! You want to know what their planning huh! Well here you go! They're going to resurrect the original dragon! Simple as that! Then, they're going to force this shit stain of a planet into a never ending winter! And after that, they'll remake it from the ground up! Happy?!

Papa Ge: Not really. But I'm somewhat satisfied. Is there anything else you'd like to tell us.

Krystal: Oh I have a LOT I'd like to tell you. But you should know they already possess Kyurem and Reshiram. They know you have Zekrom. Which means they're coming to kill your asses! All of you!

Papa Ge: If you honestly think the Cyroking alone is a match for me, then you've got another thing coming. Barada, kill the boy. 

Krystal: STOOOP! They're also using a modified DNA splicers to summon him at the top of Thaumaturge's mountain! 

Hazel: What's that do for us. 

Krystal: If it's just an item they're using, then you could easily steal it and modify it to fuse your two Hoopas! Or whatever you want.

Papa Ge: Holy..., shit YOU'RE A GENIUS. 

Krystal: Whatever! Please, let me and Cole go!

Papa Ge: YES! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. OH MAH GAWD THIS IS A BREAKTHROUGH. BARADA KILL THE BOY AND GIRL! THIS IS A MIRACLE ARCEUS HAS BLESSED ME! 

Krystal: What?

Cole: Please ...

Barada: Sorry bro, but it's looking like a wrap for you. 

Krystal: NO! Go, Walrein and Ninetales!

Barada: Tch, Ferrothorn, Magmotar, let's do this!

Wax: Aww, let me join the fun. Go Ursaring!

Hazel: Quit while you're ahead. Go, Tyranitar. 

Krystal: I'll take all of you on! 

(Uses max revive on Articuno.)

Krystal: (Shoot, she changed the weather.) Come back Ninetales, Go Jynx! Use Reflect!

Wax: Too Slow! 

Barada: Ferrothorn, use Gyro Ball on the Ursaring!

Wax: Catch it Ursaring and use Strength to throw it at the girl! 

Krystal: Walrein, use Blizzard!

Hazel: Tyranitar, use Stone Edge to change the Ferrothorn's direction!

Krystal: What the, agh!

(Ferrothorn bounces off the Stones and charges straight toward Krystal, successfully chopping her arm off.)

Krystal: Ugh. It hurts! You guys...! Articuno use Hurricane! Walrein, use Blizzard! Jynx use Blizzard!

(As the moves are fired off, an extremely destructive snow storm is created.)

Barada: Ugh! Damn girl! 

Aiden: Pidgeot, use hyper beam! 

Krystal: AGH! 

(Mega Pidgeot's hyper beam pierces through the snowstorm and takes off Krystal's other arm.)

(All of her pokemon stop their attack and go to help her.)

Hazel: Where have you been this entire time.

Aiden: Biding my time. Waiting for an opening.

Wax: Smart! How did you know this would happen.

Aiden: It may not seem like it, but Papa Ge is a genius. He knew exactly how this would go down. And took advantage of Mega Pidgeot's no guard ability. 

Wax: Woah, my master is cool.

Hazel: But I'm your master....

Wax: You're meh.

Hazel:....

Krystal: Don't ignore me! 

Aiden: You're half dead. Stop while you're ahead. Your Pokemon won't even fight because they're too busy protecting you. 

Krystal: Fuck you!

Aiden: I'm not into girls with no arms. You should really pull yourself together.

Barada: Wow, that's cold. 

(Krystal falls to her knees.)

Hazel: I should end this. Thank you for the information. Die knowing you helped take part in saving the world.

Aiden: Watch out!

(Hazel's body is cut in half by an Aegislash.)

Hazel: huh. Ugh!

Wax: Hazel! Who did this!

Barada: You little..., I should've killed you when I had the chance! How dare you kill her! Do you know how much she meant to me?

(Cole is barely standing up with a pokeball open. It's the one that let the Aegislash lose.)

Cole: We're leaving. Right now.

Barada: On my dead body you are! I still have pokemon left! Magmotar, use flamethrower!

Cole: Go Genesect! Use Techno Blast

Wax: Ok, how did he get a-

(Huge explosion.)

(Cole picks up Krystal and her pokeballs, making her pokemon return, and runs out of the hole created by the explosion.)

Barada: Get back here! I'm not finished wi-

(Papa Ge grab's Barada's shoulder.)

Papa Ge: Don't worry. You'll have your chance for revenge. Let's just focus on what's important now.

Barada: Bu-but..

Papa Ge: F O C U S.

Barada: ..., Yes master. Grunts! Prepare our materials and prepare to leave, there's no way the people of Bloom Central didn't feel that explosion!

Wax: Also, get Hazel some damn medical attention! She's gonna die!

Aiden: Leave her all ready before we have a gym leader to deal with!

Wax: What the? Barada! Come on! Help me carry Hazel!

Barada: ..., we have to focus on more important things. She's a goner. Grab her pokemon and go.

Wax: What..? You. YOU! YOU BACKSTABBER! 

Papa Ge: DIDN'T I SAY  F O C US.

Wax: ...., yes master. My bad. 

Aiden: Uh, ok. In that case. Let's get going.

....

Barada: Yeah.