[ask my ass]

#TeamOver or #TeamUnder?

over

[ask my ass]

If you had the chance to kill anyone in Reborn in any way you like, the square root of the hypotenuse is equal to th--- I mean, who would it be and how would you do it?

do you mean the game or real people??

[ask my ass]

opinion on Abomination Alola Exeggutor?

hes really tall joke but the only thing i like about him is the tail

opinion on high quality rips?

its hip to fuck bees but i dont get most song references

doot?

doot!

favorite number of plys on toilet paper?

3 also when we have the toilet paper with puppies on it i feel bad

[ask my ass]

send me all your riddles and miscellaneous questions

doot

[Welcome to Suggestion City]

Wow I love your style

A while ago someone requested that I do the swords of justice as SU characters

I dont know if this breaks the "more than 1 request" rule but can you maybe draw (in your or in SU style) any one of the 5 characters just kinda chilling with their respective sword?

sorry but i cant draw animals or pokemon for shit

best i can do buddy

[Welcome to Suggestion City]

*:･ﾟ✧ follow your dreams *:･ﾟ✧

[[Art: Spriting] Another Sprite Edit Request Place]

Pumpkagoth.png

Based on the shiny pallet with pastel shading and a goth-level black top

shiny pastel goth pumpkaboo gg EZ try again next time

nice nice........ but is it really pastel goth if there is no spiky (flower) crown on it?

[[Art: Spriting] Another Sprite Edit Request Place]

shiny pastel goth pumpkaboo lets go mate

[AAAAA GOD DAMMIT. FINE]

whats your favorite ride @ the efteling

[i will have the last ama thread]

whats the shittiest pokestop around your town

[Gym battles are way harder then they should be]

yeah i think all of it is bullshit because i dont play for the battles

i gather shinies and go through the story but the harder the battles get the less i want to play

with regular pokemon games i never start putting things in stats until i finished the storyline because its always that after the story things like the battle maison become available

if i could mod reborn to either have easier gym battles or just remove the entire level cap id do it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cause i really dont dig having to train stats and breed pokemon in the middle of everything just because its impossible to play this without shit i could use for competitive tours

[Predict the Next Person to Post]

nope eat my ass

spine where u at my dude

[AMeAnything]

lasagna or spaghetti

[Happy Future Fourth of July!]

i live in the netherlands but id like to be in america when the 4th of july happens

my boyfriend told me theres a cool lake place where his grandpa used to have a house or something? and you can just get on a boat and watch fireworks at night. it all reflects on the water so it sounds really pretty. i dont mind the holiday at all i guess, though i dont know much more about celebration other than fireworks happen. we sort of have the same with the 4th and 5th of may i guess? though that has to do with world war II. i imagine its still sort of a similar holiday??

it just sounds like an interesting thing to experience sometime. tbh i just want to live in america for a full year and get with all those holidays yall have. i guess even some state specific holidays. (if there are any??) id just be stuck in missouri though.

[Which status condition can YOU handle for the rest of your life?]

confusion because thats pretty much how i live already

[Reborn Cardcast pack]

hi im making a custom cards against humanity pack (cardcast)

just post your suggestions for calls and responses here!!

ill try to keep a list here of whats already in it

calls

• This week's thread meme is _.
• _ is sure to drive main chat crazy every time.
• Pokémon Reborn's new field effect includes _ and _.
• Dan recently added "_" as a banned phrase.
• Today Roo flooded the chat with _.
• The true lord of The Wasteland is _.
• In the next episode, players are required to beat _ to continue.
• "What I think your _ is."
• _ always gets you a truckload of rep.
• The server and forums are down again! It must be _'s fault!
• I heard that at the last auth meeting, they discussed _.
• When will people stop making statuses about _?
• Lexi's new thread is about _.
• Instead of ass, Jericho now eats _.
• The winner of the 1v1 Challenge Cup Double Elimination tournament is _.
• ´‿ゝwe are _ ´‿ゝ
• I wanted to secretly search for _, but I accidentally posted it as a status.
• "What's on your mind?" "_."
• _ was warned by BreloomBot. (automated response: _)
• Somehow, Aika managed to type _ into _.

responses

• pokénations 2
• 3 warning points
• the wasteland
• reborn hunger games
• H O T L E G S
• a mass muting
• bad memes
• ´‿ゝwe are men ´‿ゝ
• mad lemon
• skeleton's unbridled rage
• physical lanturn
• shit cannons
• shits fired
• 426
• [scree
• piwerkflu satraotir
• the abyss
• clarice
• pumpkaboo
• ass eating
• kyoyo making an omelet
• all the auth
• lewd backchannels
• amethyst
• dan
• ikaru
• zumi
• jericho
• rose
• kyoyo
• pokemon reborn
• pokemon rejuvenation
• SOON

• auth abuse

• ace membership

• smol birb

• fern

• HostGator

• prank items

• pokemon rising rainbow

• H Y P E R M E M E

• 　

[What do you look like?]

I woke up and there was like no cereal so I made an omelet instead. Just call me Chef Kyoyo.

gay egg

[What megas do you expect in Pokemon Sun & Moon?]

lunatone and solrock

pls make them good

[Art!]

??????

[Member Theme Thread]

go for it

[Contemplations of Hatred]

i dont super duper hate many people i just enjoy being a complete cunt to anybody i dislike

i only really really hate 1 person but thats probably because he used to be my best friend?? its so intense i hope he has a horrible horrible life or just straight up dies. whenever i hear his name i get fucking pissed even if its not about him (like my cousins name is jimmy too but i still get angry as fuck)

p sure hate is healthy/natural unless youre some edgy piece of shit whos like "haha i hate everybody xD i only tolerate my friends!!!"

being an asshole to people i hate/dislike always makes me feel better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Steven Universe Thread]

ive never shipped lapidot before but i am so into that shit now pls make it happen

im just hoping that peridot will learn even more abt the gems and eventually fuse with someone?? i dont rly want more deep episodes i cried enough lets just be friendly ok!!!

[If you were forced to write fanfiction of something, what would it be?]

if i wrote a fanfic it would probably be my homestuck ocs?? unless that doesnt count as fanfics i can make it into alternia instead of their own universe

i could also do some steven universe shit ive got a pile of gemsonas somewhere

i have like ideas sometimes but ill never be able to write out an entire story

[I'm Baaack]

I can't believe you left in the first place! I'm so glad to see you back again, I (and a lot of other members, I'm sure!) missed your presence around here.

Welcome back!

[What I think each member's Homestuck class is]

Interesting! I remember taking some kind of quiz for this before and they based it off the enneagrams (Neat stuff, by the way). I'm curious as to what you'd think mine is, despite our limited conversation we've had, haha.

you would probably be a bard of light. though bards look funny they invite destruction of or by their aspect. reading all the things on your profile immediately made me think of a bard class. you would also be a prospitian, probably because there is no possible way prospit wins the war against derse.

what is homestuck

its trash but it ended a few months ago so you can read it if you want :^)

you give me a heir feel. heir of hope fits well enough. you would also be a prospitian.