ShadeStrider

If Darth Tommy Wiseau turns out to be the mastermind behind all of the events in the new Star Wars Trilogy, Then I swear I'll take back anything bad that I said about Star Wars: The Force Awakens or Star Wars The Last Jedi. And I've said a lot of bad things about both films.

Or Darth Jar Jar. Darth Jar Jar would also work.