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Are you calling those who use their favorite 'mons and preferred Items Scrubs, BMIC? Because I think that Stratos might want to have a few words with you on that matter. *Human Self comes into existence in the Mountain Fortress, then heads down to the hill and Recalls the Pokesona into their Dive Ball* That's enough of that, mister. You need to calm down. *Purchases the land deeds from Ducklan* You were saying, Psy?

You do realize that people and animals do things that are not morally right while under the influence of Night Howlers, right? Additionally, if you were truly Poisonberry Flavored, you'd be 'PoisonberryIceCream', not 'BlueMoonIceCream'. Also, there was the Pecha Berry I had afterwards.

*Finishes off the Ice Cream* You might... regret... that... *Curls up into a ball, pain starting to wrack my body as I turn Feral* I spiked... the ice cream... with Night Howler extract... *Spasms* AAARRGGGHHH!!! *gets up on all fours, then kills and consumes BMIC before finishing off the meal with a Pecha Berry, then snarls at anyone who approaches the hill, mauling them if they don't leave quickly* ((My Feral Version is currently in possession of the hill, and the corpse of someone who was unwise enough to stick around is at the foot of the hill.))

Route 2 - LOCATION UNKNOWN - "Creepy Clearing!" - Jack Having tested the walls and not found any thermal anomalies, Jack now turned his attention to the doorways. He opened the door that was hiding its contents, but didn't walk through just yet. He was going to see what was behind all of the doors before making an informed decision on his next course of action.

BANNED for giving a reason that didn't apply

*Sets up a scanning post, and sets it to "Locate Juu" mode* C'mon... please work...

I thought we already established that the Glowing Hill was destroyed? In any case, I got that as a free bonus thanks to the fine print, so yay! Also, everyone dies eventually, and I never had any of the Ice Cream that got poisoned. Looks like that was a good decision on my part.

*Signs a contract that gives me total ownership of the land that contains the hill* not anymore, it ain't.

Nope. Mick.

Is this a "RPBP" moment for Jack?

Route 2 - LOCATION UNKNOWN - "Creepy Clearing!" - Jack Upon waking up, Jack saw what seemed to be an open door, but decided to take a closer look at his current surroundings first, and tried squinting in an attempt to clear up his vision. That's how he discovered the closed front door and its' lack of a knob. Then, he put his hands on the wall in various spots along it, trying to see if any sections were colder or warmer than the other sections.

Did I mention that the Immovable Object I found under the real hill is the container for an endless supply of unlimited power? I'd say that's a whole lot more useful than a simple glow, which means that I'm king of the real hill. Something is only worth fighting for if it's useful, after all.

Banned because they can be funny.

YOINK! Blue, Viri, or Psy.

*Kicks BlooMuen off of his hill, then obliterates it before rushing over to the real hill and Thunderbolting Psy to death* I'm King! *looks downwards* Oh, hey, there's an object down there that can't be replicated, and it's one-of-a-kind, too! *Digs down to it, and tries to move it, but fails* Welp, looks like it's an immovable object... Guess that's why this Hill is the real one.

*Uses Thunderbolt to blast away Psy* I am King here. Go find your own place to rule!

I never mentioned you. But since it's still raining... *Uses Thunder to KO Tempest* I'm King!

You're still not coded out of the Blacklist, ya know. You're still not king, I am!

Do you need a refresher on what happened to some of the stuff that was used the last time we fought? Yes, you do. *Hacks into the base code of the Dimensional Plan, and swaps Notus' Identification with my own* If it can be hacked, it will be hacked eventually. Be glad that it wasn't an Erasure from the Universe this time. I'm King!

In this case, it means that your hill is a fake.

That's the wrong hill, man! Still King.

Did someone say that there was a- FIRE!!! *uses Rain Dance, extinguishing the fire, then uses Thunder, scoring a SE Crit KO on Tempest.* And that... *walks onto the charred and muddy hill, and smiles.* is the end of that. My Hill!

*Time flows forwards to the aftermath of the "Glaciate" Incident* So yeah. Still King. Didn't even have to do anything special.

*uses Glaciate, extinguishing the fire, KO-ing BMIC, and covering the hill in a mile's worth of ice from the resulting Ice Age, which causes a "Snowball Earth"* Whoops... I went too far with that Move. In any case, I guess the Hill is mine. *Stands atop where the hill was*

Aaand I come in right from behind with an Aura Sphere, sending you flying after him! Da Hill Eeez Mein!