Absol-lutelty awesome!

Ooh! Hilda! : D *slashes her up* Finally! Some good revenge! Now zeph, hide me before rose comes.

Uhhh... Let's check my attack and defense power... 2100 attack and only 1200 defense... Ah man... Yo zeph give me that sword dance equip card will ya?

*slowly comes out of card in a flash of light* ah yeah, sh*t just got real up in this b*tch. (Not a reference at all >.>) Who are... We dueling exactly, Zeph...? Cuz I mean... If it's hilda I'm in. Are we dueling Hilda? : D (Zeph)

Banned cuz he has a point.

But how am i different? Maybe it's because I have a very, very, very, adamant nature? probably just gender. Hey zeph! Guess what!? I listened to Japanese songs for more than 30 seconds!

Banned because nobody defends cliches...

Ugh... God... Inclined sit-ups... #SuperTraining... Hey, Telos, what makes me so bad compared to this other Absol, huh?

Oh so I don't get pokemon food now, huh corner?

Jory and I beat like 8ish-9ish pokes. I don't really wanna go count.

Destruction, where?! Oh. I see... None... Wild absol fled! Rose, can you take my place while I go hide from shiny hunters?

I'm a very, very, very, adamant shiny absol XD. Hey zeph, you still here?

Nooo.... Just a plotting absol... Hey, Zeph, do you like the coloration of shiny absols'?

Jake slowly looked up at the noises coming from the other side of the room... To see the Mudkip Jory and Jake had been traveling with... "Y-you fool! Be quiet..." He turned to check if the Servine had moved, and Jake slowly crept closer.

Mark and Jake showed up after a few minutes of sprinting, rather surprised that anybody had showed up before any of them. (Mark) "ehem... Alina did you just say "Girl, shut up?..." Jake and Mark came together in a huddle discussing if Alina was ok, and giggling at some points, at times slowly looking up to check if she was watching or not. (Mark) "anyways... What's the plan this time? I'm eager to hear it." Jake slowly pipped up from behind Mark, using him somewhat like a shield for what he was about to say. (Jake) "me too! I just hope we don't get stuck with Alina for it... With a yapper like that and all..." Mark raised his elbow and bopped Jake on the head considerably hard, and Jake fell over with a set of eyes as wide as bagels. (Mark) "you just don't get "polite" do you?... Forgive him please... Any idea about what's about to happen...? And who's this? Don't believe I've seen her around."

Banned because she responded a minute faster than I did XD

BANNED BECAUSE ILL DESTROY YOUR HUNGER!!!

Banned because you can't hold me back!!! *destroys random things*

Oh God... What... Is that...? It looks like a koffing after crack...

Banned because... destruction is fun... KH... 0.0 Rose, Jericho, Zeph, Hilda and co broke my randomness feature.

Banned because that only made things worse now didnt it?

>: (

Banned because weird British words must be destroyed! Oops too much.

Sandwhich

ah man... A battle?! Oh well. Let's rek, Jory!

"Forget it... Save it for when you need it, I'll be ok. Let's go talk to that Servine, then we'll know if it's friendly or not." He stalked around with a great deal of tension, and grabbed the seed he found, shocked at it when he realized what it was. "Jory, this is a rare reviver seed! This will be helpful. Now let's sneak up on that Servine quietly..."