Sir Black Widow

now THIS will be forever quoted! ~~~ [Reborn]Aya mentioned Cain to Aya and was injected with her venom. ~~~ Until next time, sayonara.jpeg ~Reborn's Spider

This is what one person asking to battle evolved into... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (00:20:50) guest12977: someone battle meh (00:20:58) 「AS」Dominator: No (00:20:59) Sir Black Widow: nope.avi (00:21:15) 「AS」Dominator: Denied.exe (00:21:28) Sir Black Widow: bitch_please.png (00:21:44) guest12977: nope.avi sparta remix XD (00:21:56) Sir Black Widow: not_in_mah_house.gif (00:22:09) guest12977: yeah.avi (00:22:23) Sir Black Widow: fuck_you.jpeg (00:23:11) 「AS」Dominator: no_comeback.mpg (00:23:12) +Eternal Edge: Ah good (00:23:25) Sir Black Widow: victory.msi As you can see, it created a lot of fake files. Anyway, so_long.gif ~Reborn's Spider

it just posted 3 fucking times... ANYWAY!!! Burn in my pants. Break in my pants The Guillotine in my pants... God, that sounds painful... *shudders*

Scars in my pants... Don't even ask. Lost in my pants. Buried Alive in my pants Almost Easy in my pants. Why are all the ones I'm getting so sketchy?!

And I am officially calling this a Locketad, in honor of Ryan C. He came up with the name.

It's been awhile since I've updated this... Sorry! ;3 Anyway, the first thing I found was a Zigzagoon. Caught it an named it Slave, since that's probably what it's gonna end up being... I moved on to route 102, where I got really lucky. I found a Ralts!~ So I cqught that thing, and I named it Gandalf. Some of you will get the reference. Then I got pissed because he couldn't attack until level 6. Once he got there, I unleashed his fury on Youngster Calvin, who is famous for always saying "You can't say no to my challenge!" God, what's wrong with him? Saw my dad, and guess who decided to show his worthless face in that gym! That's right, Wally. So I did the bullshit that I had to do, and moved on. Route 104 gave me a Taillow. I am now challenging people, naming her BURN ME!!! Team Aqua got in my way, and this Devon guy gave me a Great Ball. Haven't used it yet. Got to the first gym, where Roxanne got a taste of two moves: Confusion an Water Gun. And that is where I stand. HANG ON!!! I forgot to mention the Aqua dude running off and Devon guy saying "Don't take my goods!" --if you know what I mean!-- Now this is where I end it. TEAM~ Barry Stock (Mudkip) lv 14 BURN ME!!! (Taillow) lv 12 Slave (Zigzagoon) lv 11 Gandalf (Ralts) lv 12

Forgot one last rule! Every floor of a cave is a new route.

Update 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Went with Mudkip, named him Barry Stock. He almost died thanks to a very lucky crit. Damn Poochyena... Anyway, lol'd a little after realizing that the first May battle gets you 69 Exp. I know, don't even say it. Up next, the Pokedex... and the official start of this "Lombre-Locke" *shot* Silver: Bad pun is bad!

And so, my extreme boredom leads to me creating a Sapphire Nuzlocke. The rules are simple. Only the first Pokemon from each route may be caught. Anything that faints must be deposited into a Graveyard box in the PC. Everything must be nicknamed. Legendaries are an exception to the "first Pokemon from each route" rule, but the Master Ball may not be used. Each zone in the Safari Zone counts as one route. And here we go!!