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DAY TWO! LIGHTS! CAMERA! OSHIT DONT FORGET THE OIL! ACTION!
Now for the Desired team. Empoleon, Lucario, Bastiodon, Magnezone, Bronzong aaaand Scizor. Trading between my SS version for the trade evolutions.
LASST TIEM we left off in Oreburgh City. We meet Mikey (My annoying Rival) and he brags as usual and tells us where the Leader has gone to. So we go there, beating up on every trainer, level up a bit... There ya are Roark. GtfbacktoyourgymsoIcanpoundyourass. kthnx.
NOW e go to the gym, after buying some potions.
We let Dirge pound on the two Jr Trainers, and here goes Roark.
GOOOO DIRGE! Use Screech! The foes Geodude takes a heavy loss in defense. GOOD NOW USE THE ULTIMATE POWER OF... tackle. Only does about 30% :I. AGAIN! another 30%. ONE MORE TIME! Lucky Crit KOs Geodude! Wewt.
Roark Sends out Onix!
Hmmm Needs moar Screech. So we use it twice. TACKLE GOOOOOOOOoooooooo.... wat about 20%. Thats not good. Heal up Dirge after taking a crit. TACKLE!....20% AGAIN. (Insert Tackle spam here.) Roark used a Super Potion! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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(Insert Tackle Spam with one potion) Onix goes down.
Dirge! Come back! Go Prince!
Roark sends out Cranidos! I say... Lets not jump to concussions.
Bubble! 75%
GAME OVER! INSERT TOKENS TO CONTINUE! 10! 9! 1! BLAST OFF!
Phalanx has defeated Leader Roark!
Dirge(Onix) lvl 12
Prince(Piplup) lvl 14