Silver's SECOND Soulsilver Nuzlocke, because Ikaru ruined the first one!

[Diana]

Yeah uhm, that works

I'll be picking this up from Goldenrod City because NOTHING of importance has happpened except losing my Hoothoot to a crit Astonish!

~~~~~Rules~~~~~

- First Pokemon is the only one catchable, per route/area

- All pokemon must have a nickname

- Once a pokemon is fainted, it must be deposited in the Graveyard Box in the PC

- Bug Catching Contest is exempt from the First Pokemon per area, but you may still only get one pokemon from it.

Plus it's a one time thing.

- No battle, no matter how small, is exempt from killing your pokemon.

- Pokemon bred from eggs are viable to use, but only if the parent has been fainted.

~~~~~Rules~~~~~

Now uhm I'm picking this up, the exact location is the day care so here we go!

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So I walked out of Ilex forest and uhm the first thing I found was

AN ABRA

which I caught and named Aquamarine but ended up boxing

figure the next thing I found was a ditto which i wanted for a breeding slut but ok

cool bro why don't you just taunt me by becoming Gontier and eating a Headbutt

Goldenrod City time!

I stopped at the pokemon center and deposited the Togepi that hatched, named Castiel because I couldn't be bothered to come up with a name

(togepi had hustle so I don't see myself using it)

and also Aquamarine went in the PC

And then I went straight to Route 35 and caught, of all things, a Nidoran Female!

Cool, now I'm getting some shit man

Named her Mimi and changed my clock to thursday to go in and get a Scyther, which I did, and named it Reaper, but since non-technican I was like lol fuck and put HER in the PC too

I have more backup pokemon than team members atm

I could actually make a full team out of it ;~;

Mimi is really surprising me by like OHKOing anything that tries to hurt her

Granted I'm back in Ilex forest

but damn girl wow you double kick that kakuna in the crotch

daddy loves you

And now I'm in Whitney's gym!

again now I'm jsut letting Mimi double kick everything, and she's obviously female so I'm not worried about Milftank.

First Beauty:

double kick lol

Second Beauty:

double kick gg no re

Honest to got this is like the best training ever for Mimi, no joke

Third Beauty:

OH SHIT FURY SWIPES HITS LIKE FIVE TIMES EVERY TIME

REALLY NOW

it's k he got poisoned anyways

Poison Point +1

Mimi tanks them all with like one hp so it's k for now

i hope

Little girl #4 proves to be like nothing

double kick again lol

goml noobs

..except snubbull is like tanking and haxing me to all hell

2Terra says lolmagnitude

fucking hanging on with 1 HP you littel snubbull bitch qq

yah you go die now

never liked you anyways little snubbull

Yeah so now it's Whitney time! Funfun

My Team:

- Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 22

- 2TERRA (Geodude), Lv. 20

- Mimi (Nidoran F), Lv. 14

yeah look she's low leveled

deal with it

i'm actually scared shitless because I don't wanna lose her

Whitney: Hi! I'm Whitney!

Silver: ...Go on.

W: You! I remember you from the Radio Tower just now!

S: Yes, you were the weird girl who couldn't get past the third question...

W:Everyone was into pokemon, so I got into it too!

S: Peer pressure much?

W: Pokemon are super cute!

S: Not all of them, bu-

W: You want to battle?

S: You didn't even let me finish my se-

W: Alright, but I'm warning you; I'm good!

S: ...

So she sends out Clefairy

which I'm scared of metronome giving her something useful

Firs tMetronome was giga drain

Mimi shrugged that off like a boss mon

Second gave her Bullet Punch

AND I GOT A CRIT DOUBLE KICK

YEAH EAT THAT

oh you survived wow you're bulkier than i thought

Mimi takes a double slap, that knowcked her down to 20 HP--enough to do this, and Poison Point kicked in!

yay

Mimi finishes her off with a double kick to the female parts and now comes THE BIG BOY (GIRL)

She sends out Miltank.

My heart is literally pounding right now and omg help

I send out 2TERRA hoping to wall her and end this before it even begins?

Stomp does wow like six damage

whitney you nub you're weak

2TERRA is also female so I can't be attracted.

This battle is going easier than though, and with +2 Speed I start going ham on her ass

because she's good enough to take not two but like five Rock Throws

aaaand I can't even attack because I'm still slower and DOUBLE FLINCH

this bish is like omg fak

FINALLY GOT OFF A ROCK THROW

then flinched a couple more times

AND SHE GETS A CRIT FLINCH

...

...............

loljk 2TERRA is fine and restrs healthback to like

full

ok so attempt 2

I got a second Rock Polish off so no more Lfinching

and

I slam her with a magnitude 9

milk drink

mag 8

milk drink again

mag 9

She's laughing at this point, uses Milk Drink

I flip a shit and get a crit Magnitude 9

TAKING HER DOWN AND SHE DOESN'T MILK DRINK AND I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY USED HER SUPER POTION

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She has two fucking Super Potions.

Wow.

Fuck you, Whitney.

Magnitude 8

stomp

Magnitude 6

stomp

Super Potion (2TERRA is at like no health)

stomp

Magnitude 9

stomp

...Now. I'm in range to kill her, but ONLY from a Magnitude 8.

It's like the most suspenseful moment in this life.

Wow I'm geniunely like oh god this is

Magnitude 6.

She uses Milk Drink and we GO AGAIN

FAITOOOOO

And basically how this goes is pretty much the rest of ym 18 magnitudes.

...

Whitney loses and she starts crying!

nub.

On my way out to heal my pokemon one of her like maid shick stops me and tells me to not forget my badge

riiiight

Whitney: Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaah!

Silver: And... you're a Johto League Gym Leader.\

Whitney: *Snivel, Hic* You meanie!

S: Can I just have my badge.

W: What? What do you want? A badge?

S: pls

W: Oh, right, I forgot. Here's the Plain Badge.

S: thank god I can leave this hellhole.

Also, Mimi evolved into a beautiful Nidorina.

~~~~Team~~~~

- Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 22

- 2TERRA (Geodude), Lv. 21

- Mimi (Nidorina), Lv. 16

Edited June 6, 2013 by Silver~

[Diana]

Okay so! Next update, I've made it into Ecruteak City, and this'll cover up to Morty's Gym battle.

Starting from Whitney's gym, I went next door and stole that bishes Squirtbottle.

no she actually gave it to me

On the way there I had no trouble--Mimi handled everything...

...Almost. I almost lost Gontier to School Kid Alan's Tangela, that fucking hacker.

The beauties that double ambush you gave me a bit of trouble with Sing, but overall Mimi kicked even more ass. Damn she's good.

daddy is proud <3

Nothing else of intrest, besides the fact that the route 37 pokemon was a Pidgyey; RIGHT AFTRER IT WAS A VULPIX qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

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Ecruteak City was nothing special, I beat some team rocket guy that was harassing that kimono chick

like dude wtf just because you don't have the money for a lap dance

chill out bro

rly

I got Surf out of it, but Mimi can't learn it until I get a moon stone, which I need surf TO GET.

So I caught a sentret as an HM slave.

Burned tower was interesting, Ikaaru tried to take me on and LOST BECAUSE HE'S A NUB

jk TERRA handled it like a bawss

shame she hasn't evolved

Eusine and his stalker self (The hair? REally? That's worse than Lyra, goddamn >>)

he decided to be like

more agressive towards suicune, whatever that means

Now that we're caught up I'm on Route 39- THE CATCH IS A FUCKING MILTANK

OMG YESSSSS

I CAN ABUSE ERRBODY

except it was a bitch to lower because of Milk Drink qq

AND SHE'S CAUGHT

named herrrrrrr

um

Ashka because I ahd asked Ashka to name her

she took too long

So now we're rolling with a family of four! Gontier, Ashka, 2TERRA, and Mimi!

I think we need another guy sometime soon, Gontier's lonly as fuck.

so it;s grinding time! I'll update this post later when I face Morty, so stay tuned in!

[Ashka]

You can do this. Smash stomp the hell out of Johto.

[Diana]

Kay guys, grinding time is over! We head into Morty's Gym, and on request I'll start this by giving current team, more indepth.

~~~~~Team~~~~~

Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 25 - Headbutt, Shadow Claw, Ice Fang, Leer

2TERRA (Graveler), Lv. 26 - Rollout, Magnitude, Defense Curl, Rock Polish

Mimi (Nidorina), Lv. 26 - Bite, Double Kick, Scratch, Tail Whip

Ashka (Miltank), Lv. 21 - Rollout, Strength, Defense Curl, Milk Drink

This gym is like a playground for Ashka, via Scrappy.

All the gym trainer battles went like this:

strength lol

except there WAS one haunter that got me with a Curse and even lived that, because Rollout missed.

SOOOOOO!

Morty was found a little faster than expected which means less training for Ashka, sadly--this gym was so much fun to do.

Morty: It is good of you to ave come.

Silver: ...

M: Here in Ecruteak, Pokemon have long been revered. It's said that a rainbow-hued Pokemon will come down to appear before a truly powerful trainer. I believed that tale, so I have secretly trained here all my life.

S: Secretly. As a gym leader. In a league that spans an entire reigon. Where evrybody knows you. In the middle of the second largest city with a sign that says "Gym Leader Morty".

M: As a result, I can now see what others cannot.

S: ... *awkwardly shifts*

M: I see a shadow of the person who will make the Pokemon appear.

S: Great, you see me. Maybe if you opened your eyes, you'd see the same thi-

M: I believe that person is me!

S: No fuck you.

M: You're going to help me reach that level!

S: No, you're gonna help Ashka reach that level.

FAITO

First he sent out Gastly.

strength lol

Now comes the first haunter

strength lo-

oh shit

OH SHIT

I did NOT expect him to survive that and Curse me. Well fuck, there goes that

aand he has a hyper potion

great

Critted Haunter, and now comes the big boy Gengar

who can't touch me outside of sleep lol

...

which is exactly what he does!

then mean look

fuck

He uses Sucker Punch? Didn'y knoiw he had that

strength does VERY LITTLE to him

well les than i expected

wow gengar has bulk

BUT THERE AREN'T BRAKES ON THE ASHKA TRAIN

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

firing off another strength before hypnosis again

i dont like this sleephax shit like i need to wake up

...Which actually took three turns. Wow.

Meanwhile, Sucker Punch does deal a LOT more damage than expected, to where I have to forgo a turn and heal.

Let's try Milk Drink now

...It worked and Ashka awoke and avoided sucker punch and reagined HP

sweet you go girl

...back to sleep. This battle is taking MUCH LONGER THAN WANTED.

Except now Morty is out of PP for Sucker Punch, and has to use Shadow Ball.

Haha, fucker.

Ashka finishes off Gengar and the second Haunter in next to no time, levels up like twice, and we're out!

M: How is this possible...

S: Scrappy, bitch. Get some.

M: I don't think our potentials are different. But you seem to have something more than that...

S: Yes, I have a Miltank.

M: So be it. This badge is yours.

S: Later, nice Mismagius scarf, blah blah. Badge obtained \o/

SO. First, we stop at the Ruins of Alph, according to this book... thing, there's a moonstone in here, which I can use to DESTROY JOHTO.

Easy obtained, Mimi evolves.

..Also I'll take this time to note that Ashka can learn Shadow Ball. I didn't let her, but hey that's pretty cool.

So I'll recap now, on my current team, before I head off to Olivine City, and ultimately, Cianwood.

~~~~~Team~~~~~

Gontier (Croconaw), Lv. 26

2T3RR@ (Graveler, name changed to be more fitting), Lv. 26

Mimi (Nidoqueen), Lv. 26

Ashka (Miltank), Lv. 25

??? (Eevee), Lv. 5

Yep, picked up Bill's Eevee, and I already know exactly what she'll be <3

[Ashka]

BUT THERE AREN'T BRAKES ON THE ASHKA TRAIN

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

This made me smile. A lot.

[Mczipo]

Are you dead yet?

[Sir Black Widow]

 

Yeah uhm, that works

I'll be picking this up from Goldenrod City because NOTHING of importance has happpened except losing my Hoothoot to a crit Astonish!

one problem with that... HOOTHOOT IS NORMAL AND IS NOT AFFECTED BY ASTONISH!!! and Miltank is designed to fuck up your games.