3 word story (game)

[Uber]

The rules are simple. you must say 3 words that follow one topic. of course it can be random like:

User 1:There once was

User 2:A Mudkip named

User 3 *Youtube meme fan*:PINGAS! who liked

and so forth. let me start. Once apon a time (it's four words i know but i'll accept it)

[Bullet]

Geo built nukes

[Eternal Edge]

and killed everyone.

[Cloud]

Then it ended.

[Bullet]

Suddenly Geo died

[Hyouka]

In a burning

[Skeleton]

Pile of Cactus'

[CHAMPION_LANCE]

...out of which...

[Yuki]

Hark was born!

[Eternal Edge]

We all cried

[Blaze Fury]

Then we died

[Noivy]

AND WERE REBORN!

[Aero]

We came to life

[Bullet]

hark committed suicide

[Cloud]

and Cloud cried.

[Uber]

Cloud also committed

[Maelstrom]

a good deed

[Noivy]

Then came Terra

[Skeleton]

...And puked on...

[Uber]

a garbage can

[Noivy]

AND POUNDED IT

[Bullet]

then suffocated Ikaru

[Aero]

untill Ikaru murdered him.

[Rain]

Soysauce poured over...

[Maelstrom]

simmering chopped steak

(now I'm hungry)