Juniper Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 I don't write poems but I thought it would be fun to try a sestina. It will be nonsensical most likely so don't take it seriously There was a man, whose name was John. they call him Cena. He's a pro wrestler. People made a meme. They called it "Dank". When the meme, was seen by Cena, He told the man, "My name is John. Is that dank? I'm a wrestler." And replied, the man, "Master Cena, You are a wrestler. your name is John. But are you dank?" That's not up to meme. So he went to the Meme. and he found a man. and that man was a wrestler. and he said "Dank." And so replied John, With the word "Cena" Eventually the man, found John Whose second name was Cena. And he said to meme, You need to be more Dank. as a pro wrestler. (I don't know all of the rules for these poems so I probably did something wrong. But look, I'm a poet now) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Looks like you were a poet and you didn't even know... you were 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 Looks like you were a poet and you didn't even know... you were Yeah! wait.... didn't even know......... Hey if you used "it" instead of "you were", that would RHYME! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Yeah! wait.... didn't even know......... Hey if you used "it" instead of "you were", that would RHYME! Oh my god you're right, see that's why you're the poet and I'm the guy that stares at people from afar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I Cena what you did here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 Yes, fabulous puns! I have confirmed that this is not technically a Sestina though, It should be 6 stanzas and the final word in each line should have a different position in each stanza. So I'll call this..... a PSEUDO SESTINA (Wonderful use of sibilance there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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