The Grinch
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fURIOUSLY Bibs picks up the phone and dials the cops. When an old cop picks up the phone with a half eaten donut in his hand all he can hear is ''yOU BETTER TAKE A SEAT FOR THIS SHIT, I'M BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET AND THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW I TELL YOU, tHIS IS THE FINAL STRAW''
The old cop tries to collect himself, straightens up and puts the donut down all the while this person is yelling on the phone. ''Sir, pardon me?'' the old cop interrupts the iNFURIATED manchild on the line. ''bRUH, I NEED YOU TO GET INTERPOL ON THIS SHIT, I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE! IMMA 1V1 FIGHT THOSE FUCKERS, LIKE FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?'' which baffles the old cop and he abruptly hangs up. He was not gonna spend his night shift dealing with this shit
But this just makes Bibs all the more aNGERY so he calls the emergency line...
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One day Bibs goes to Walmart to buy some dinner and discovers a grim surprise. He makes a big tantrum in the frozen section because there is no Caveman there. @Hukuna the Undying Comes in later and tries to calm Bibs down, all the while sufering the looks of everyone in the store. @Hukuna the Undying escorts Bibs to the exit and takes one last look behind him in utter embarassment, feeling the judgement from the other people. But as Bibs get out, he roars ''tHIS IS BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUKE. I CAME IN HERE TO BUY CHEESE DOODLES AND THIS IS HOW YOU GONNA DO ME!? FUCK YOU WALMART, FUCKING SCAM-MART''
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