[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

yeah jans constant updates to the game kinda fucks over old savefiles and makes people who dont replay lose out on a lot of content, its been kinda an issue for a while but hopefully its done after v13.5

 

as for you continuing the run, well thats entirely up to you, hopefully you find the energy to continue it but if not well the past 8 years was a fun ride regardless and the end of a version is a pretty good place to end it as a nice time capsule of what the game was like if nothing else

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

I hate when you step into a hell portal everything turns out to be crayon drawings

sometimes you can be too artsy

 

I cant imagine getting your dad bonded to your very soul to be a comforting experiance

oh its just a delusion fair enough

 

I thought you become popular by nuzlocking niche fangames and showing people in a regular forum what these games are like

 

favorite fma opening huh

Spoiler

 

probably not most peoples first choice but I just find it neat

 

oh rip zolt losing a magnazone at any point sucks so much

and nova too ah man what an unfortunate situation when you have to use the self sacrifice move

 

 

 

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

clearly spacea and timepa revived him without working equipment so they couldnt get it on because of reasons

that or they just forbade it like the asian tigermoms they so clearly want to be

 

but an ugly pokemon is an exp punching bad!

jan just didnt want to use blisseys for whatever reason

 

who the fuck just tells someone the person they thought was their dad was actually their husband in a past life

god no wonder aelita freaks the fuck out

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

damn I'm annoyed I missed an upload because that to be continued bit was really well done

oh well

 

eh the only important part of wll is a screenshot you can dig through the files to get anyways its not super necessary

especially since keta is very minor in the grand scheme of things

it'd be like a reborn spin off game featuring archer and maxwell

 

the funniest jokes are the ones that you set up years in advance, good work past sean

 

I did not realize the sky field battle took place on a fucking cloud holy shit

mind clouds same bullshit

 

rip souta, another victim of the reborn evolved forums americian focus

oh well he gets off better then arceus

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

and you didnt crush your past selves to death

jan can make all the over the top bullshit he wants he still doesnt know how to have fun

 

ah classic playground format yugioh

I did not miss that but I commend the level of effort to make a mostly convincing duel of a game you havent played in 15ish years or so

 

oh god rejuvenation is so anime theres a 9 episode gap where you end up in the exac same place you were before because the writers didnt know how to continue the plot

christ

 

goddamn reincarnation always taking away from the dramatic sacrifices people make

its usually not so instant though

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

that is not how I expected melia to save the day

goddamn it

 

honestly dont come back is the best thing anyone can tell you about a horrible hell future like that one it shows real concern for your safety

 

I hope the time crystal has you crush your alternate selves like in futurama

a good futurama reference is a great palette cleanser for all this fanfiction nonsense

 

oh combining thats lame

 

that sure was a climax without any pokemon battles!

I sure hope this doesnt end up becoming a trend

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

ah the foreshadowing font

dont know where jan got it from, probably danganronpa, but it sure beats you over the head that some big ass cutscene is coming in hot

 

the worst thing about the 10 year old being able to catch god thing is that until BDSP you couldnt actually catch arceus since it was only given away via events and even in PLA you just battle it to prove your worth and not actually catch it

also lucas and dawn are 11 not 10

 

I miss the days when comics where the most prominent form of nuzlockes

shame a consistent schedule is a difficult thing to  justify for a project you arent getting paid for, and all the big nuzlocke comics are either finished or abandoned

 

the bad future versions of your party are both stupid and incredibly shitty friends

 

and the big choice at the end of a major story beat is a danganronpa reference

thanks jan

oh well better then homestuck god could you imagine if jan took anything from that

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

oh hey sean I thought you died

 

>>>time diamond

what was the fucking adamant orb too mainstream for this game

 

>pokemon recreation machine

rejuvenation has less foresight put into it then rwby

 

what ever happened to ash and the gang getting lost in endless forests

it just sorta stopped happening as the anime went on

when was the last time they were even in a forest

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

clayton wasnt strangled

his neck snapped since thats how hanging kills you

 

think of it like a shonen!

where all of the personal enmity is with the side characters while the main character is actually the one who defeats the villains

 

man bad future valerie is kinda a baby

christ

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

oh so thats why donkey and dragon could have babies in shrek

 

what a fucking terrible lose poor zira

alas poor zira you were the average cat but you were a beloved reminder of a character long removed

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

the two week montage is one of your best editing efforts!

good job sean

 

man characters using weapons in a pokemon fangame is never gonna look cool

especially not the ones in the GBA styled ones

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

...why is madame x a companion for this arc

is it because janforgot about her for nearly the entirety of grand dream up until this point

damn it jan

 

melia reacts shockingly poorly to threats to her life by people she can use her pokemon against

sure they're kids but self defense is self defense

 

damn it melia stop having a hero complex about shit its the least helpful thing in the world

 

medabots unfortunately is one of those series cursed to be japan only after getting a scant NA release

like yokai watch only with robots instead of ghosts

 

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

good on spacea on restoring your heracross back to you

I'm sure you'll repay her by being slightly less brutal to her then the other one

 

it was the laser needles in the original series because the budget back then was not ideal for a weekly anime of this calibur and the only thing they had to go off of was the gen1 attack animation

it stayed the laser needles because it was like that in the os so why bother changing it

 

I dont get how regigigas soundslikes a dying synthesizer when the other 3 where alot more put together

although regigigas sounding funny is the least of the hoopa movies problems

 

oh boy time bullshittery

I'm sure jan is perfectly capable as a writer and will make something intelligent and not hacky as shit

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

>time is a social construct anyways

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GODDESS OF TIME

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SOCIAL CONSTRUCT YOU CONTROL THE VERY FLOW OF IT WITH YOUR HEARTBEAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish jan would stop trying to be witty

 

man zaius was completely replaced by prophet wasnt he

thats why you vary up your characters roles so there isnt like 10 different characters occupying the same story niche

alas

 

man ripping off reborn is one thing but uranium?

does jan have no shame?

whats next, ripping off insurgences deltas?

ripping off desolations actually good writing?

ripping off sages space theming?

who knows!

 

Can you really blame arceus for ditching aveium after everything that happened though?

 

I applaud your devotion to haxorus but I have to point out ash already beat iris to get to this point and the writers arent gonna spend an episode on a repeat match

shes doomed sean

doomed

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

to be fair you time travel using someone elses power its far more likely they're deliberately sending you to all the important events to uh

witness them I guess

 

I think being immortal has had a negative effect on your ego if you hate natasia for the crawli comment and not the fact she was the major architect behind the attack on the ss oceana

 

haha arceus being in a meteor brought to the region how silly!

especially given that PLA revealed arceus actually was!

spoiler alert it has nothing to do with being brought to planets via meteors

 

>she'll turn up eventually

god no wonder nastasia turned out to be the way she is

fucking vivian everything involving xen is your fault

mostly

somewhat

 

my moneys on cynthia personally

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

simp has been in the internet vernacular for that long?

jesus christ

 

was that an mmo raid boss holy crap

great job on doing it deathless though

 

my first thought about battle anime about yoyos was that one yugioh chapter featuring joeys old gang leader but no theres a subpar shonen for every boys activity it seems

 

wow ZEL is just comically useless if a teenager can just make their own better pulse like that

or jan fell into the common fanfiction trap of making you own oc more super special awesome then the other fanfic writers oc

but I prefer the first option because zero and eve deserve nothing

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

that is a perfect recreation of meowths daydreams and I;m sad the anime hasnt done them in years now

 

oh thats when that guy shows up

I didnt realize he was optional

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

hey nancy was a canon character design!

she just had nothing to do with the actual character

poor curtis

 

those are certainly attempts at a gen3 version of their gen7 character designs

it just kinda makes me wish more of these fangames used later gens as the basis for their game

rip in the limits of essentials

 

everything goes multiversal if it goes on long enough

I blame gardner fox myself

 

this run is popular because of your wit and charm!

or because its the only actual attempt at a rejuvenation screenshot run on the net

but I prefer to think its mostly the first one

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

you learning you were colorblind from the commenters on the nuzlocke forums is still the greatest development related to this game

 

its understandable that ana doesnt know about pokemon given that they basically cease to exist in the plot outside of xen cutscenes

and xen havent been important in ages!

 

based fuck the plot

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

man flora must have one hell of a speech writer if she can convince that many people to be canon fodder against cassandra

shame she didnt have a copy of their speeches onhand at all times

 

oh saving a young girl from an operating table!

theres no way this could go wrong and get you killed by the hack doctors morally unjustified daughter years down the line

 

oh an important fangame child named ana

real original jan

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

you know nature changing being illegal is a funny joke now that we got mints

just makes the psychology fuckers look stupid

 

most modern artists live off porn or gatcha commissions anyways so maybe he just thought his dignity was worth more then drawn lewds

unfortunately for him it wasnt

 

I cant believe jan added left for dead monsters into his pokemon fanfiction does he have no shame

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

all payoff needs a little build up anyways

unless you're a crackhead who puts 10 big climaxes in the first 5 hours of the game but who would do that!

 

oh boy children showing up around movie studios, nothing bad ever happens to children there!

 

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

and then your fish dies

again

alas poor flounder 5 he lasted surprisingly long for something with his name

 

oh this is one of those episodes

the ones where a sidequest wipes out most of your team because azery overturned something assuming people would do everything after the plot ends and not before

alas poor gradius he tried his best

 

and then killotine and hakon bit the big one

rip in sailor scout power they got so far

what needless deaths

 

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

wait the gym leaders going missing for months at a time is normal for this shit heap of a region?

how have the other leagues not stepped in and set this straight by now

 

how often does some dipshit who wants to recreate the universe happen often enough to make the 3 cornerstones of the human conduction decide to turn themselves into statues in some backwater region in the middle of nowhere

 

fucking actors you can never trust those assholes

alas poor lobos stunt double he deserved a better job then this

 

 

[The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)]

pokemon depression already exists, its called pokemon reborn!

 

they dont have circus elephants anymore so I would imagine people have resorted to abusing the clowns like that

 

oh shit we're finally in the home stretch?

it feels like we've been on part 3 for years

wonder how you'll be traumatized this time

 

oh boy before the finale fillerm that always goes well!