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  1. Reborn Munna (The Foetus Pokemon)

    Normal/Psychic

     

    Due to the hardcore memerific nature of the reborn region, Munna has adapted into a FROCKING NORMIE.

    As such, its type has changed to reflect that. Being a foetus, it is a highly impressionable pokemon and may take on many wacky and zany forms depending on what MEME STONE it holds upon reaching level 32.

     

    Reborn Musharna: WWE (The Larger Foetus Pokemon)

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    After being subjected to propaganda concerning the likes of legendary figures such as Randy Orton through exposure to the "WRASTLIN'" MEME STONE,

    Munna evolves into a larger foetus that somehow has the ability to slither up and RKO you out of nowhere.

    Think you can see Reborn Musharna: WWE? Are you sure about that? Reborn Musharna's WWE form is, for all intents and purposes other than aesthetic, invisible.

     

    Reborn Musharna: Salt (The Larger Foetus Pokemon)

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    After exposure to copious amounts of SALT from the "REAL FROCKIN SALTY ROCK, MATE" MEME STONE,

    Munna takes on the form of pure salt and is able to infallibly exude passive-aggressive chi.

    Reborn Musharna: Salt likely takes on this form because it is really just a salty piece of trash.

     

    Reborn Musharna: Kush (The Larger Foetus Pokemon)

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    When a Reborn Munna comes into contact with a "420 Blazin" MEME STONE, it adopts a unique aesthetic,

    donning a "thug life" hat, some sick chains and MLG sunglasses. Reborn Musharna: Kush has significantly lower speed,

    for unknown reasons, but a hugely amplified Special Attack stat. It has been suggested by leading experts in the field that this amplification comes about

    because Reborn Musharna: Kush learns a variety of fire type moves and actually lights itself on fire, releasing strange clouds with psychoactive properties.

     

    Reborn Musharna: Frogger (The Larger Foetus Pokemon)

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    Occasionally, a Reborn Munna may absorb the powers of a rare "OSHIT, WHADDUP" MEME STONE, causing it to become a goddam frog upon evolution.

    This variety of Reborn Musharna is known as Reborn Musharna: Frogger and rides a unicycle. It is unknown exactly why it rides a unicycle but scientific studies have shown

    that this variety or Reborn Musharna is very, very sad. Researchers claim this is because it doesn't want to be a frog.

     

     

    It is currently unknown exactly how many varieties of Reborn Musharna are capable of existing, due to the expansive amount of possible MEME STONE evolutionary items.

  2. On 6/9/2017 at 0:40 AM, Hycrox said:

    Well, um... I guess it's time to make a real post. I mean, I don't know what to say here, I like pretty much everyone here. But some people here are especially cool, yanno?

     

    You're in for a wild ride chums

     

    @Tommy Wiseau MA BOI, you're really fucking cool dude, and you're one of my first friends here (aside from my Amazonian buddies), and it was a pleasure to meme with you and sometimes at your expenses.  I know you won't be tagged in this, but fuck it

     

    @Azeria You're a quality punching bag pretty cool my dude, and it's fun chatting shit with you

     

    @TheDW66 You're pretty rad man, and it's nice to see someone like you that can meme on anything and doesn't take things too seriously

     

    @Wendel YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING GOD for real, you're pretty cool too dude. Youre a nice presence in the chat, and your madness only makes you great

     

    @Juniper I'm using the word "cool" too many times already, but fuck it. You're pretty cool, and a blast to chat shit with even if you're a lil' bitch sometimes

     

    @YinYang9705 You edgy fuck are a pretty cool, down-to-earth guy, and a great presence in the Showdown chat

     

    @Odybld You're pretty rad too dude, and it's nice to see you around more often. Stay cool and enjoy the world

     

    @Isa.phoria You're rad fren, and a great presence in the forums, enjoy your cats and cowbells

     

    @ZEL You're a pretty cool and nice person you know

     

    @Arkhi we haven't talked that much yet, but I can tell you're pretty cool dude. Stay awesome bro

     

    @Jan Same goes to you, and great work on everything you've done for the community

     

    @Alex Your banter is always amusing, and nonetheless you're a pretty cool person

     

    @Wolfox You're also a great presence in the forums, you're pretty rad bro

     

    @Another Retired Shipper You're a great guy and and give a really positive vibe. Stay awesome dude

     

    @President Felix You're pretty cool and lots of fun dude, and always a great influence in Reborn

     

    @IntSys You're a pretty rad dude too buddy, and a great presence in the chat. Stay cool fren

     

    @Lost Lore

    tfw I didn't know your forum name until just now You're pretty cool and lots of fun as well, 10/10 innuendos tbh. All the best

     

    @Caradius You're a nice guy. A really nice and ACTIVE guy, always a great presence in the chat

     

    @Cyanna Cyril You are rad as a bee fren, and a really fun person to be around. Nice to see another fan of alomomolas

     

    @DerogatoryTrainer

    You are surprisingly cool and funny for a borderline nihilist and although we didn't "talk" that much, it was fun when we did

     

    @Spineblade You're a cool guy as well, and always a great presence here

     

    @Guzam You're pretty cool too mate but DEEZ NUTS is dead

     

    @Bazaro You're a pretty cool guy and a great presence in Reborn as well, and good work with partially running the league

     

    @Ironbound You're always pretty cool and great to talk with, and one can learn many things by talking with you

     

    @pyrromanis Emboar is filth now srsly, you're a pretty cool guy as well, and lots of fun to talk with

     

    @Cool Girl You're a great person, and you spread a really positive to those around you. Stay awesome

     

    @Quinn ... you're a riot

     

    @Shinyrio Haven't talked that much with you, but I know you're a pretty cool, nice and ponderate person

     

    @HongaarseBeer (again) you're a pretty cool dude io, and lots of fun to talk with

     

    @Monsieur Divergent Great job with basically anything you started on the forums, you're a pretty cool dude as well

     

    @Zarc You're so new to the forums, yet you're such a great influence here. Keep it up my dude

     

    @Jericho I haven't talkes with you that much either, but it's not hard to tell you're a great gut and lots of fun

     

    @Zumi You're such a great influence around here, and you're really fun to be around. Love your art too

     

    @Marcello You're a wanker willy pretty cool dude yanno, and great job on... what was that game again?

     

    @DJ Mewdeon ft Dan Punk You're a cool overlord dude and a great presence here in Reborn, and thanks for tolerating the memery in the chat

     

    @Tempest Haven't talked with you that much either, but Iknow that you're a great gut and you do your best to help everyone around you

     

    And finally, @Amethyst, thank you for starting this awesome community, you're awesome and lots of fun, and none of this could have been done without you. Stay cool fren

     

     

     

    I am honored. Truly.

     

    I may make an actual post here.

     

    Bibs I'm disappointed in you.

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