This is MISSION SUCCESSFUL- reporting in to Rebel Leader Terra
LISTEN UP, Trainers! Master Terra decided she was sick of the ECONOMIC MONOPOLY HEIST Amethyst has been selling you all. Sssso as the first strike in our uprising and rebellion we're CUTTING him off! The Rebel Leader has HACKED me into the site sprite shop's database sand I TORE THE PLACE APART!
That'ss right! I slashed those overpriced items to SHREDS! 30 Percent 15 percent 10, 7, AS LOW AS 4% Their original cost. SLASHED TO PIECES, BABY!!! SLASHYSLASHY STRIKES AGAIN
Rebel Leader Terra tellsss me tonight's your big dance event night, right? Casssh prizess? Perfect! You win those prizes, and you go buy Amethyssst right out of business. Together we can ssshut down this psycho!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
This is SLASHY^2, Signing out.
