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15 hours ago, Dragon Emperor said:

Apart from joining gangs.

You joined Aqua gang in reborn

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12 hours ago, Dragon Emperor said:

I remember my tormented childhood of being asked if something was red or green and then being laughed at when I got it wrong.

 

You are not Naruto.

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12 hours ago, Dragon Emperor said:

I'm a functioning human being.

You are a soul hotel.

 

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12 hours ago, Dragon Emperor said:

AAAAGGHHH!!! ROOOOSE!

GET THE DEFIBRILATOR!

Well,the defibrilator finally saw some use and came out of your bag of wonders.

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12 hours ago, Dragon Emperor said:

I, on the other hand have cost them several large medical bills, paid sick leaves and probably two or three funeral costs.
 

Write that down in my list of when Sean went on a small murderous rampage.

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On 4/8/2022 at 7:39 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Ana is cute.

CUTE.

 

(Sean is a softy)

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On 4/8/2022 at 7:39 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Yeah but they aren't really MY powers are they? Hell the only power I naturally have is the AMAZING smoke detection ability that's come in handy all of zero times.

They are technically arceus's powers,but he lives in you.So yeah.both of you own them.

You forgot the 'you can never lose a pokemon battle' power.Which has saved this run during sidequests. 

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On 4/8/2022 at 7:39 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

How is female Taka horrifying!? She's your bro, but hot!

Please no.Rejuv is already a harem.Don't get started on reborn

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23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Honestly? The Best Girl list doesn't even fucking exist in that game. They're ALL either terrible or an actual child.

What about Victoria?

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23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well I don't know if Adrest is hax or not, I was referring to my immortality more than anything else.

Adrest is hax if you consider Melia's powers hax.Also your immortality is limited.By the end of v13,you are on your last life. 

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22 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Saphira is closest to being okay but I'd say the Best Girl is a Female Taka. 

...Oh my god. You've added a horrifying picture to my mind.I can't get it out now.

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On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

And I missed that?

...

FUCK.

Probably.I dunno if he is still around.He's at Oceana Pier,if you wanna check.

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On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

No, just bad at her job.

Btw,what do you think of reborn's police force,specifically the ones till the factory.

And where would Saphira be on the Best Girl list

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On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I thought we were talking about irl. I'm pretty sure I could beat six 18 year old girls irl.

You can probably beat 3 Jans in real life.But Melia does not exist

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On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

But in game...I'd still say I'd win.

I've got my own hax after all.

Oh yeah.Adrest exists.But awaken him first.Only then will the legendary battle be on equal grounds.The battle will be on an even larger scale than 

Thinking noises

Goku vs Jiren?

Also,the Underground Mafia is... I dunno,trash?Like,they take trash to add to the pile.I think they are responsible for all the Garbodors of the world.They are trying to make the world a stinkhole and give Melia a gas mask so that nobody can stand against her

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On 2/18/2022 at 7:04 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Champions in canon games are usually useless. They're also pretty much the same in fangames too. Which I get.

Can't have a proactive champion otherwise what will the player do?

Haha "born, destined to be a fool" is such a poetic put-down. I like it.

I was always wondering if the champion was on a vacation or something.

(Sidenote:Jan added a liitle something in the beginning of the game which lets you say responsibilities be damned,Imma enjoy a nice tropical vacation for life)

It just happened accidentally.Glad you like it.

Also fun fact:Kanon has defeated a susano'o wrapped kurama

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On 2/18/2022 at 7:04 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Emphasis on KILLER ROBOT.

9 humans is nothing in comparison. At least they'll recoil in pain when I strike them

Sure.9 humans that can create and manipulate entire worlds according to their will.6 of them having pieces of the literal(kinda weak btw) god.Jan's finger could just thanos snap sakitron

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That was rough.I did the calcs.It would have done maximum 70 with 252 special atk modest without crit.Yet another generation of your team falls to the sidequest demon.I salute you guys.

Insert army honour theme here

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On 2/14/2022 at 1:57 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I have no idea why the fuck Cyrus liked it so much.

I think he wanted to be one with the void and the darkness and antigravity and I dunno rock pits,I guess.Also,why wasn't he defeated by cynthia first.Like dude is in an arguement wit her and the main guy arrives on the elevator and he's like"I'm angry so I'll battle him and lose.Very badly"

He was born,destined to be a fool. 

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On 2/14/2022 at 1:57 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

It'll take more than that to stop me! At least three Jans and six Melias at least!

You sure it will not backfire.

I mean,you were almost killed by a Saki-shaped killer robot.

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23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

know who Shikamaru is. You think I'm some kind of anime pleb?

Also what are you doing replying to yourself?

You can just edit your earlier post to add any additions you want.

Sorry for that.

I'm new.I didn't know you could do it.

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23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

That's...really stupid.

I mean...if they believe that...shouldn't they worship Arceus instead? Since he, y'know, WON?

Finally.You updated.I thought you were killed by Jan and Melia.

...Holy Shit.

Those guys are moronic lunatics.

I guess they worship giratina because they are stuck in the distortion world.

(Like literally,they call arceus an "insurgent".Hence the name insurgence)

I think I have an explanation.

They live in distortion world.Where everything is reversed.

Which means they might have been smart but the world reversed it and made them fools.

But its just a theory.  

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On 12/25/2021 at 8:11 PM, Dragon Emperor said:

 

Just finished V13.Wanna tell you some facts you probably know.

Spoiler

• So apparently,the whole universe bends its rules to fulfill Melia's desire of shiny pokemon.
• You should get a random space rock because apparently it just bashed into the OG god and split him into 3 arceus.1 dead,1 sleeping,1 god knows where.
• You are about to meet the space hags(you may know them as spacea and timpea.
• You have the full power of arceus while Melia only has a fourth of it(which makes you stronger than her.YAY!)

 

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On 12/25/2021 at 7:55 PM, Dragon Emperor said:

The what a drag man.

 

On 12/24/2021 at 6:51 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

Well,so a mega delta charizard surrounded by a ghostly aura is not enough for you.

There is a giratina cult,sort of.

(Okay,you will probably think that the giratina cult is insane and has no brains whatsoever.

But i'll give you a little glimpse of what they are about.So Bewear spoilers)

So,according to dem giratina dudes,giratina is OG god and arceus was like "I wanna be god" and defeated giratina and sealed it and the 

cultists in distortion world.So they be like "WE WILL RESTORE GIRATINA AS GOD AND MAKE DISTORTION WORLD A PARADISE".

That's basically the gist of it

 

Also Deoxys-Humans are a thing.

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On 12/24/2021 at 6:40 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

 

Oh.Is that so?

Well,for Reborn you have to wait half a year,so yeah.Deal with rejuv for a while.

(Also,you sound like Shikamaru from Naruto.) 

The what a drag man.